Game tester

Game Tester (1)
I am a seasoned otaku. Although I am not as famous as some well-known otaku, it is not an exaggeration to call me a otaku. I deserve it.
How much of an otaku am I?
I spend most of my life online. Except for all the necessary food supplies, I almost never go out. I don't like going out, I don't like shopping, and
I even feel disgusted when I go out because I hate crowded places.
I have always felt that a large crowd of people squeezing through a narrow door at the same time is as disgusting as feces being squeezed out of the anus. I don't understand why department store anniversary sales
attract so many people, nor do I understand why people are willing to spend time queuing just to eat a bite of something made of flour. I find it hard to understand these people's
understanding .
The correct way to put it is not that I spend my life online, but that I live on the internet.
In order to make a living, I have to find a job that suits my personality. Compared to others, I am lucky to have a job as a game tester. This is because
after I wrote countless online strategy articles and spontaneously caught many bugs, I finally gained the appreciation of a game company and was invited to work for them.
My job is simple: constantly testing, finding bugs, and reporting anything I think needs improvement, including enemy spawn points,
art design, and voice acting issues. The tech team immediately makes changes based on my suggestions.
I'm part of the team, a lowly tester, but I lead them.
For work, I moved into company housing. While others stay at home, I stay at the company—a spacious, bright place
with a life support pod in the center. I can lie in that pod for months without any problems.
I took a deep breath, preparing for the test… I had diligently gained over ten kilograms as instructed, ensuring I had enough body fat
for the test. The technical team tirelessly checked me, and after half an hour of meticulous checks, once everything was confirmed to be correct, I lay down in the life support
pod… Xiaoya, the only woman on the team, was in charge of the graphic design. Seeing me in the pod, she smiled and came over, teasing, “It
’ll be a long time before we see you again.” I shrugged and said, “It doesn’t matter, you can always talk to me through AI,
right?” Girls are always more meticulous. The other technical team members just did their jobs, treating me like a pig to be tested, constantly gesturing with various instruments
on me—it was incredibly annoying.
“This is the first life support pod we’ve developed, and no one else has been in it before. Aren’t you afraid?” she asked, like a cat with excessive curiosity.
I looked indifferent and said, “If I were afraid, I wouldn’t have gone in.” I always liked to appear indifferent in front of girls, especially
the girl I liked.
"Good luck then," she smiled.
The technician stripped me naked. When it came to my pants, I hesitated and said to Xiaoya, "Hey, could you please not watch?
I'm taking my pants off now." "What's wrong with that? We're all a team, we're all working. Besides, it won't hurt you to look,"
she said, looking a little smug, waiting to see my reaction. But after I rolled my eyes, she finally turned her head away.
The technician attached a sensory cannula to my penis. Besides handling my excrement, the cannula could also provide realistic stimulation to my penis and
obtain an erection index and accurate data.
An cloacal cannula was also inserted into my anus. In addition, a large mask covered my eyes, ears, mouth, and nose. I felt like I was in a movie, the only
difference being that Keanu Reeves was much more handsome than me.
The life support pod lid slowly closed, and before it sealed completely, Engineer Li patted my shoulder and lewdly said, "This game is really fun, too bad I'm
not a tester. You'd better enjoy it, hehe." "Fun my ass," I thought.
I raised my middle finger, because I was now covered by a mask and couldn't speak… The life support pod completely sealed, and I lost all light, feeling myself plunged
into darkness… After a short while, I sensed light ahead. I started running towards the light source, and to my surprise, I could actually run! I realized
I had entered the game; the realism was truly impressive.
I reached the light source, where a nurse-themed NPC was waiting. Upon closer inspection, the design was unmistakably Osawa Yuka. I wondered if the technical team had
actually purchased the rights, but that was irrelevant to my work.
Osawa Yuka was wearing a nurse's uniform, but unlike typical nurse uniforms, this one was made of reflective silver fabric, fully revealing her chest and buttocks,
perfectly . Even the sullen expression on her face was incredibly lifelike.
She smiled sweetly and said, "Hello, little master, I am your little angel. Congratulations on successfully entering the game. Now please select your race and class."
The designer of this part of the horse must have... (The rest of the text appears to be unrelated and possibly machine-generated gibberish.) "Fine, I'll just test it out anyway," I said. "What kinds can I choose?" She replied, "Currently, the game features Knights, Mages, Elves, and
Orcs . These are the initial settings; you can change classes later." I asked, "Please explain the advantages and disadvantages of each race." She said, "Knights are
human and have a bonus to mechanical attacks; Mages are human and have a bonus to summoning attacks; Elves are demons and have a bonus to illusion attacks; Orcs are demons and have a bonus to physical attacks." I asked curiously, "
What's the difference between humans and demons?" She smiled and replied, "Of course they're different. Humans are born of human mothers, and demons are born of demon mothers. Their attributes are different, affecting both attack and defense." I
figured I'd just test it out first and pick one randomly. "Then give me an Orc," I said. As soon as I finished speaking, I immediately grew a lot of downy hair all over my body, my crotch
suddenly swelled, and I grew taller and stronger. I felt a surge of energy coursing through my body and couldn't help but want to shout.
"Ding! Congratulations, player, for choosing an Orc. You can now allocate your points," the system notification sounded.
"Your initial settings are: Constitution 10, Spirit 3, Intelligence 2, Agility 10, Strength 20, Charisma 0." "You currently have
20 free points. How would you like to allocate them?" Osawa Yuka asked.
I asked, "What do these stats affect?" Osawa Yuka replied:
"Constitution affects main health and damage taken." "Spirit affects main magic attack and defense, and summon count." "Intelligence affects main charm and being charmed."
"Agility affects main attack speed and hit rate." "Strength affects main attack power and damage dealt." "Charisma affects main charm and anti-charm." I thought...
Since I'm an orc, I'll add points to Strength, Constitution, and Agility, ignoring Intelligence and Charisma. I said, "Strength and Constitution +8, Agility +4." "Ding! Your current
points : Constitution 18, Strength 28, Agility 14, Intelligence 3, Charisma 0. Confirm?" "Confirm!" I replied.
At this moment, a voice sounded in my mind: "Wait a minute, let me take your points first. You can test the little angel's attack stats first." It was
Engineer Li, communicating through AI.
I said "Oh," since I'm paid anyway, I'll do as he says. I said, "Test it if you want." Osawa Yuka's eyes flashed with golden light as she
received the command. After the light faded, she returned to her usual eager look, knelt down, and began to take my penis in.
My penis, like a hot dog, filled her mouth. She began to swallow and spit. A wave of numbness, like an electric shock, washed over me.
In less than five seconds, I felt a sting in my glans, and I was about to ejaculate.
"Wow, so fast, hehe..." Another female voice echoed in my mind. Xiaoya, the only woman in the tech team, was also communicating with me via the AI network.
"Damn it! All my points were taken away. How strong can I be? This isn't the actual situation," I said, a little annoyed.
Xiaoya chuckled and said, "Okay, okay.
I won't tease you anymore." Xiao Li's voice then joined in: "Your points are back. Test again." Xiao Li's voice was still as lewd as ever. Although he
didn't was definitely chuckling.
"Hurry up, damn it!" I was still very annoyed.
The speed of her teasing was so fast that I tried to endure it, but I couldn't last more than three minutes before I was about to ejaculate again in her mouth... "Only three minutes, ah, ha, haha, ha..." The laughter of the entire technical team echoed in my mind at the same time . 　　I was furious and shouted, "Damn it! This is a game, not real. Are you kidding me?" These bastards, I'll give them a good beating when I get out of here. "Okay, okay! I won't tease you anymore."
Everyone 　　's voices rose and fell. 　　"I'll help you adjust to the non-ejaculating state, just hold on for another 10 seconds," Xiao Li's voice came. 　　I looked and sure enough, my big dick hadn't gone soft, standing erect in Da Ze's mouth, ready to go. Da Ze swallowed and spat for another ten seconds, and finally, the system notification sounded. 　　"Ding! Player has survived three and a half minutes of attack, leveling up to level one, with 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Damn it, put them all into Constitution !" I just don't like people laughing at me. I'd rather not increase my attack power than have that bunch of bastards outside have the chance to ridicule me. 　　"Your current stamina is 28, all other values remain unchanged," the system voice sounded again. 　　Now my stamina is 28, and my level has gone from 0 to 1. Looking at Osawa Yuuka, who made me the laughingstock, with her lewd expression, I felt angry. I commanded Osawa, "Fuck you, open your mouth!" Osawa obediently opened her cherry-like mouth, and I roughly and forcefully pounded into her mouth, making her snort and drool drip from her mouth Osawa's eyes were glazed over from my actions. I didn't intend to let her breathe. With 28 stamina, I could easily last three and a half minutes. I was going to get my revenge on her… "Ding! Player has survived three and a half minutes of attacks, leveling up to level 2. You have 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate ?" "All to stamina!" I replied without turning my head. 　　"Ding! Player has survived three and a half minutes of attacks, leveling up to level 3. You have 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Still to stamina!" I answered again. 　　"Ding! Player has survived three and a half minutes of attacks, leveling up to level four, with 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Fuck you, add to my stamina!" I almost yelled. 　　I kept leveling up to level five, and now I have 68 stamina. Osawa can no longer easily give me oral sex. Just as I was working hard on her mouth, the system notification sounded again... "All oral sex experience points have been absorbed. There are no more experience points for continuing to attack. Player, do you want to continue attacking?" Although there were no experience points, I felt very comfortable because the simulation was quite high. I usually don't have the chance to explode in Osawa's mouth, so of course I continued to attack. 　　"Shut up, you damn system, get out of here!" I shouted. 　　The system stopped talking, and I just kept shooting wildly in Osawa's mouth until I was exhausted and weak... Osawa Yuka's mouth was full of my semen, and she made a muffled sound: "Master, do you want to drink it all?" "Drink it all, fuck!" I commanded. 　　Osawa swallowed it all, wiped his mouth, and seemed satisfied. At this moment, the system notification sound appeared again... "Your little angel has absorbed 'master's semen ' and is undergoing transformation. It is expected that the vagina or anus will be open in one day. Which hole should the player open first?" "Open my anus." I have watched too many of her videos and have long wanted to fuck her anus. 　　"It is recommended that the player leave the newbie village to fight monsters. The monsters outside have higher experience points and the leveling speed is faster," the system reminded again. 　　"I know that too." I have been playing the game for so long, do you think I don't know? I replied to the system in an annoyed manner. 　　The light source gradually dispersed, and the scene of the newbie village began to come into view. I took a closer look and found that the newbie village was actually... 　　Game Tester (2) 　　Damn it, what kind of newbie village is this? It's practically a prison. 　　I looked around. The iron bars were as thick as a child's arm. The cell was surrounded by walls on three sides, and one of the bars enclosed a group of blurry figures in the distance. As they gradually became clearer, I knew the system was loading... I said to the little angel, "Please ask the technical team to shorten the system loading time as much as possible. Some players are getting impatient." The little angel's eyes lit up, and it reported back. 　　The figures outside were now clear, some tall, some short, some fat, some thin, all sorts of people. I looked closely and was surprised . 　　I shouted to the crowd, "Hey! Let me out!" I shouted several times, but the NPCs didn't respond. Then the system notification sounded... "Player's charm index is 0, unable to trigger the plot." What the heck is this? I said to the little angel, "Help me get Old Li." The little angel's eyes lit up again, and Old Li began to talk to me through the little angel's mouth... "What's wrong?" Old Li's voice came through. 　　I asked, "I can't get into the storyline without charm, what's wrong?" "Oh no!" Old Li replied briefly, and after a while, Old Li 's voice came again: "This isn't the orcs' starting village, this is the humans' starting village. Orcs can't trigger quests here." "So?" I asked, squinting.

"So, you'll be stuck here until you have enough charm points to trigger the storyline." "How do I get those points?" I pressed.
"You get them by defeating monsters," Old Li said hesitantly.
"How am I supposed to defeat monsters while I'm stuck here?" I countered.
"There's no way to defeat monsters. You'll be stuck here indefinitely, or you'll be woken up directly from the life support pod," Old Li explained.
"I wonder what the big boss's reaction will be if he finds out about this bug?" I pretended to think.
"No, no, I'll input 1000 charm points for you right away. You can play around in there. We're all colleagues; there's no need to make a scene with the big boss
, right?" Old Li quickly input the charm points.
My charm level has now gone from 0 to 1000, and the plot has indeed moved me; the crowd has started interacting with me… “Why is your chest flat?” “
There’s a hard thing between your legs!” “There’s a knot on your throat!” “Are you a man?” “Is this what a man is?” “Yes, a man!” “Looks weak.
” All sorts of opinions are coming one after another. I feel like a monkey in a zoo, being stared at by a bunch of gossipy old women. These NPCs are chattering
endlessly, tsk.
I noticed I wasn’t wearing any clothes and said to the NPCs, “Excuse me, could you give me some clothes?” “Before you
put what’s sewn into your sac?” a girl asked.
“Inside the sac, of course, are my testicles!” I said matter-of-factly.
“Can we take them off and have a look?” another girl asked.
“Are you an idiot? Would it kill you to take them off?” What a clueless NPC, I cursed.
A girl handed me a dress. I took it and put it on. It had tiny floral prints on it—and it was tiny!
Having nothing else to wear, I reluctantly put it on, instantly becoming the center of attention.
"It has sexy floral trim!" "So cute!" "Floral prints are definitely a must for going out!" Everyone showered me with compliments.
What was that all about? A man carrying a cup is a man of stature, not cute!
I retorted, "Don't call me cute! That's not a compliment for a man!" I scoffed.
Suddenly, a small squad rushed over, each member dressed in sexy lingerie and wearing a cloak, carrying bows and arrows. They drew their bows and pointed the arrows at me, shouting at
the woman , "See? Men are inherently cruel! Give them clothes and they get angry and curse! These brutal creatures must be eliminated!" At that moment,
the plot suddenly triggered… I involuntarily uttered a phrase… "Flexible… rubber. Dick. Shooting wildly." My penis suddenly grew larger, almost as
thick as a cannon barrel, and began firing wildly at the ceiling, instantly collapsing it. I jumped out, and the women surrounded me… This short plot segment was
triggered just like that. I had discussed it with the technical team beforehand, setting it up so that after escaping, I would start fighting small monsters until another plot event triggered. But now I noticed that
the monsters weren't swarming me.
"Could it be because my charm stat is too high?" I pondered that every setting in the game has its reason. High charm can turn monsters that normally
attack into passive attackers, and I don't need to find monsters; I have a natural ability to attract them.
At this moment, the NPC stood there dumbfounded. I decided to try fighting some small monsters first. I grabbed a woman at random, took off her pants, and thrust into her.
Sure enough, she climaxed after only a few thrusts. But when I looked at my health, it was already more than half gone.
"Ding! You have obtained a bottle of Stasis Potion." I drank the potion, and my stamina immediately returned to full. This was great! I continued to grab another monster and
thrust into it, and soon my experience began to accumulate... This way, I no longer needed to hide and search for monsters. After finding a monster, I didn't have to worry about being ganged up on. After taking them down one by one,
I could immediately use the potion to replenish my health. Even if I couldn't fully recover, I could rest on the spot, and my stamina would quickly return. It seems that I allocated my stamina points correctly. This made
leveling up in the newbie village much easier... "Ding! You have obtained a bottle of Stasis Potion." "Ding! You have obtained a bottle of Stasis Potion." "Ding! You
have obtained a bottle of Orgasm Potion." "Ding! You have obtained a Finger God Technique." "Ding! You have obtained a Skill Upgrade Book." "Ding! You have obtained a bottle of Stasis Potion." What is the Finger God Technique? Does this mean I can't use
my fingers to poke people now? I immediately grabbed a monster and reached towards her lower body, only to find that my fingers couldn't even enter her underwear.
I immediately used my penis to perform the Finger Divine Technique, and the system notification sounded again… “Ding! You have learned the Finger Divine Technique. You currently have five upgrade books. Would you like to
upgrade your skill?” “Learn all five.” Of course, I had to learn new skills; the child’s education couldn’t wait.
“Ding! You are now at Finger Technique Level 6, titled Finger Master.” I immediately tried the new move, vigorously fucking my cunt while simultaneously using my fingers to stimulate my cunt. This way, I could
fight two monsters at once, leveling up much faster… Level 6 Finger Technique was quite useful. Sometimes, before I even started fucking my cunt, my fingers had already made the monster ejaculate. My
strength seemed insufficient, so I decided to strengthen it.
"Ding! You have now leveled up to level six, with 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Ding! You have now leveled up to level seven, with 10
points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Ding! You have now leveled up to level eight, with 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Ding!
You have now leveled up to level nine, with 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Ding! You have now leveled up to level ten, with 10 points to allocate.
How would you like to allocate them?" I am now at level 10, with 50 extra points. After consideration, I have decided to allocate them as follows: "Ding! Your current points are: Constitution 88, Strength
58, Agility 14, Spirit 3, Intelligence 2, Charisma 1000. Confirm?" "Confirm," I replied.
Sure enough, the 30 points added to Strength made my attack power even stronger, and the 20 points to Constitution meant I didn't need to drink water as often. These 50 points were really useful. I
seized the opportunity to level up. Once the higher-ups found out I was using Charisma to level up, they would definitely make me retest, and they might even deduct my salary.
How much do I make in a month anyway?
I continued to level up, single-mindedly focused. Leveling up is usually a painful thing, but in this game, it's not only not tiring, but also very enjoyable.
Now, my biggest concern is to seize the time and quickly find out all the bugs.
The higher the level, the easier it is for me to test.
Now the monsters' experience points are getting less and less, so I switched to attacking the archers. Grabbing their cloaks, I quickly took off their underwear and thrust vigorously,
my fingers never stopping. Two monsters at a time, I was having a blast.
"Ding! You have obtained a bottle of Orgasm Potion." "Ding! You have obtained a bottle of Invincibility Potion, limited to one minute, single use only." "Ding! You have obtained a Book of Tongue Theory.
" "Ding! You have obtained a Skill Upgrade Book." "Ding! You have obtained a bottle of Anti-Ejaculation Potion, limited to single monster use." "Ding! You have obtained a bottle of Capture Potion." "Ding! You..."
"I've obtained an upgrade skill book." I opened the Tongue Theory and upgraded it to level five... "Ding! You are now at level six in Tongue Skill, titled Tongue Master." I've already started
processing three monsters. While I'm manipulating their acupoints, I'm quickly lifting them, and my leveling speed is accelerating. In the blink of an eye, I've reached level 15... Now I have 50 more
points. I redistribute them to Strength and Stamina. "Ding! Your current points are Stamina 108, Strength 88, Agility 14, Spirit 3, Intelligence 2, Charm 1000.
Confirm ?" "Confirm." Now I have the ability to instantly kill archer teams. Often, I've only just started thrusting twice when the monster is already dead. But at
level 15, the experience points are getting lower and lower, and I'm facing a situation where I can't level up anymore.
"Ding! You have now reached level 15. Due to the leveling time being lower than the standard, the Snake Princess hidden quest mode has been activated." Oh, so I'll have to fight the Snake
Princess later? I asked the little angel, "What level is the Snake Princess?" The little angel happily replied, "The Snake Princess is an 800-level boss, dealing 524 damage per hit, with a special
skill called Petrify." I was a little curious and continued, "Do you think I have a chance against her?" The little angel smiled brightly, "Reporting to Master, you'll be instantly
killed if you go up against her." I slapped the little angel's head hard and said, "You fucking think I'm a god when I'm only level 15 fighting an 800-level boss? No way! I'm
running away!" What a joke! I finally got a chance to level up easily, and if I get killed by the boss in a second, I might be demoted again. If the Snake Princess
has a resurrection function, she can revive me immediately after using her ultimate, and I'll be killed back to level 0. I might as well not test it at all.
"Reject the quest for me," I commanded.
"Sorry, Master, this quest cannot be rejected," the little angel shook her head to indicate that it was impossible, while giving me that annoying smile again. At this moment... "Lady Snake Princess
is back !" Cheers erupted.
"This is troublesome..." I felt a swelling in my head.
Game Tester (3)
A magnificent palanquin, like a moving castle, slowly drove towards the crowd... There were eight ceremonial guards in front and eight behind, all of them female warriors.
They were all heroic and spirited, pulling the front of the palanquin and shouting incessantly to drive away the crowd blocking the way... Some people couldn't get away in time, but the palanquin ignored those who
were slow to move. The wheels rolled straight over them, and blood flowed everywhere. The people under the wheels were crushed by the wheels, screams rose everywhere, their limbs were torn to pieces, and they died
on the spot .
The crowd screamed and scrambled, some who had escaped returning to pull out those who couldn't escape. Several were rescued,
but many more were pulled out with broken arms or limbs... "This is outrageous!" "Can the Empress do this?" "Aunt Miru,
are you alright?" "What's going on?" "Isn't she a bit too arrogant?" "Snake Princess, pay with your life!" The crowd, not wanting to offend anyone, began shouting and cursing...
Amidst the shouts, the curtain of the carriage slowly parted, revealing a stunningly beautiful face. The woman's figure was exquisitely graceful, and she looked pitiful.
Biting her fingertip, her brow furrowed, she softly said:
"Can't people be run over?" Her voice was melodious, possessing an indescribable allure... "Snake Princess is so cute!" "Snake Princess is so beautiful!"
"I also want to die under Snake Princess's wheels!" "Killing is no big deal!" "The Snake Princess is the best!" "Who told them to block the Snake Princess's path?" The Snake Princess's allure
was so great that everyone immediately switched from criticizing her to supporting her, constantly praising her beauty and greatness. Oh my god, is this the boss I have to deal with? This isn't
a game; it's like playing with my life.
I hurriedly asked the little angel, "Do you have any invisibility spells, escape scrolls, or return scrolls?" The little angel smiled brightly as before, "Little master,
no." I was so angry that I slapped the little angel's breasts back and forth a few times, cursing, "If you don't have them, you don't have them, so what the hell are you laughing at?" The little angel then started
singing... "Wong Li... You, can subdue demons and monsters, Wong... Li... You, can subdue snake princesses and have my ass violated... You'll feel so good... I'll push myself in with all my might,
even if I'm demoted, it's worth it, master, I didn't say anything wrong... Oh..." "Oh oh... Oh oh, oh oh my head, are you done yet?" I slapped the little angel's head hard, making her
see stars It seemed that talking to her was useless. I came to my senses and thought of a solution, but found myself at a loss.
The Snake Princess noticed my presence. Her jade-like legs were half-exposed, her breasts heaving, her thumb out, her index finger pointing at me. She leaned back ninety degrees and
snapped, "Are you the intruder?" "You've appeared!" "The Snake Princess's arrogant pose!" "So beautiful!" "So beautiful!" "
The Snake Princess is the most beautiful!" "The Snake Princess is amazing!" "I love the Snake Princess!" "It's been so long since I've seen this pose, I miss it!" It seemed I couldn't escape this task. I braced myself and
answered, "Indeed!" "Where are you from?" the Snake Princess continued.
I thought for a moment and replied, "I am a commoner, serving in Nanyang, not seeking fame among the lords..." "What nonsense are you spouting?" The Snake Princess's tone was chilling
.
"Nothing, nothing, haha, haha," I chuckled, my mind racing.
Originally, I wanted to make a joke and see if I could get away with it, but the Empress's AI clearly couldn't accept this joke. A direct confrontation would definitely put me
at a disadvantage , so I decided to adopt a humbler stance and see if I could avoid a fight.
"Actually, I'm someone who admires the Snake Princess. Although I'm a rough man, we men also know how to appreciate beautiful things. I've come from
afar , and my admiration for Lady Snake Princess is like a surging river, endless..." I rambled on, flattering the Snake Princess and praising her,
portraying myself as a long-distance admirer. Seeing her reaction, and finding no displeasure, I continued... "I hope Lady Snake Princess can give me
a chance to learn from you. When I return to my homeland, I can also praise your greatness, letting the whole world know of your beauty
..." "I rambled on for about ten minutes, my jaw almost dislocated, and the Snake Princess's brows went from furrowed to relaxed, her lips gradually lifting involuntarily. Finally, she smiled
and said, 'So there are people in the outer seas who know how beautiful I am, oh ho ho…' 'That's right, the Snake Princess's beauty has attracted me here. If you spare
my life, I will definitely praise the Snake Princess's beauty and generosity when I get back, so that more people will come to worship. You'll be so proud then!' After
my persuasion, the Snake Princess finally nodded: 'Then you can stay by my side and be my little brother.' The Snake Princess beckoned to me, signaling me to sit in the chariot, and the little angel jumped
on as well. "
I followed the carriage, winding east and west, and secretly asked the little angel, "Where is she going now?" The little angel shrugged, "Probably back to the palace." At
this , I had no choice but to play it by ear and follow the Snake Princess for now. Before long, we entered a place… Here, for several hundred paces along the banks, there were no other trees,
only fragrant grasses and fallen petals; the player was quite surprised.
We continued forward, wanting to explore the forest to its end. At the end of
the forest was the source of the stream, and there was a mountain.
There was a small opening in the mountain, seemingly emitting light. I abandoned my carriage and entered through the opening.
At first, it was extremely narrow, barely wide enough for one person to pass; after walking several dozen steps, it suddenly opened up into a bright and spacious place.
The land was flat and wide, with neatly arranged houses.
There were fertile fields, beautiful ponds, mulberry trees, and bamboo groves, with crisscrossing paths and the sounds of chickens and dogs.
Beside it was a palace. I followed the Snake Princess inside and arrived at a side hall… “Do you have any special skills?” the Snake Princess suddenly asked.
“I’m a man, I’m strong, I can help carry heavy things,” I answered, raising my hand.
“We women can do that too,” the Snake Princess scoffed.
“I can help women have children,” I raised my hand again.
“Our Daughter Island has the best doctors; they can clone an infinite number of eggs with just one,” one of the Snake Princess’s attendants interjected, unable to bear it any longer.
The Snake Princess added, "If you really don't have any special skills, I'll chop you up and use you as fertilizer." I was terrified, sweating profusely, and stammered, "
I do have one special skill, and I hope the Snake Princess will allow me to demonstrate it." "Oh..." The Snake Princess's brow relaxed, and she said, "Then show me." I quickly
pulled down my pants, straightened my penis, and began to urinate on a pillar in the palace.
"Reporting to Lady Snake Princess, I can urinate standing up," I replied with a beaming smile after I finished.
"Oh ho ho, how interesting..." The Snake Princess had never seen such a performance before, and she laughed uncontrollably, her body trembling with ecstasy.
The Snake Queen laughed for a long time, then pointed at me and said, "Then you'll stay by my side as a jester, responsible for making me laugh..." "...From now on, you're only allowed to love me
, to pamper me, not to lie to me, to keep every promise you make to me, to be sincere in every word you say to me, not to bully me, not to scold me, to believe me, and
to come to my aid immediately if anyone bullies me. When I'm happy, you have to be happy with me; when I'm unhappy, you have to cheer me up. You must always
think I'm the most beautiful, and you have to see me in your dreams." The Snake Queen rattled off a string of words, then suddenly paused, looked into my eyes, and asked earnestly, "Will you
do it?" "Yes, yes, no problem!" I quickly replied.
"I'm so tired, come and massage my legs." The Snake Queen yawned, her serpentine waist swaying, her face full of weariness.
I quickly stepped forward, and when the Snake Princess lay on the large bed in the palace, I approached and began to massage her legs... At this time, the Snake Princess had dismissed everyone, and
now only the Snake Princess and I remained in the palace... The Snake Princess closed her eyes, as if she was enjoying my service. I couldn't help but glance up at her. The Snake Princess was dressed very sexily,
and as I massaged her legs, I kept seeing her panties peeking out. The Snake Princess's legs were intertwined, and she made low moaning sounds as if she was very satisfied with my service
... I secretly tried to move my hand from her calves to her thighs, and then from her thighs to her inner thighs. The Snake Princess seemed to sense something was wrong and scolded, "Don't press so deep
." She said that, but as I massaged her, the Snake Princess's thighs opened wider and wider. Damn it, she said no, but her body was very honest...
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My hand went deeper and deeper, and the Snake Princess's face turned red and her breathing became slightly... Seeing her urgency, she gasped, "Not over there!" I didn't care about her. My fingers became
increasingly restless, constantly teasing her vulva. Intentionally or unintentionally, I brushed against her two tender labia, using a subtle, feminine force.
I activated my special finger skill, "Teasing the Vulva." "Teasing the Vulva" has an attack power of 2 and a provocative power of 3, with a chance to trigger an increase in arousal value at irregular intervals.
Although I couldn't handle the boss in front of me, as long as I didn't make an active attack, that is, as long as I adhered to the four no's and one absence principle... no masturbation, no anal stimulation, no
blowjob, no anal stimulation, and no pleasure, as long as I remembered the above principles, I could tease even a boss. However, the game's setting requires penetration to complete the quest. Although I
could tease the big boss, the Snake Queen, I absolutely couldn't let her touch my vital parts. I guessed that if she touched me even slightly, I would probably ejaculate. After all,
the level difference of 785 was significant.
So I was very clever, making sure she didn't touch my vitals. I figured as long as I attacked like this, there wouldn't be any problems, just that I wouldn't get any pleasure
. No big deal, no big deal.
My fingers, like a tickle, kept stroking back and forth between the Snake Princess's clitoris and vulva. The Snake Princess's breathing became more and more rapid. I pulled open her shirt and
found that her two pink nipples had already hardened and become pointed. I leaned in and took one of the nipples into my mouth, my fingers not daring to let up, constantly teasing it. Finally, my
fingertip went inside... "Ah...ah...!" As if feeling pleasure, the Snake Princess couldn't help but let out a soft moan. I fixed my finger in place, pushing my fingertip against
the top of and rubbing back and forth, from the inner wall to the clitoris. My finger went in and out, and soon I felt a large amount of fluid
gushing out from the Snake Princess's body, wetting every crevice between my fingers... The Snake Princess felt very excited. Suddenly, she reached down and grabbed at my groin. I was startled. If
she touched me, I'd probably fly back to my spawn point. I quickly pushed her hand away, slid down, and changed position, using my mouth to serve the Snake Queen... My
tongue parted the Snake Queen's labia, and a slightly pungent, urine-like smell entered my nostrils. The game's realism was quite high; I didn't expect the technical team to even
notice the smell. This excited me a lot. Sometimes I even love this smell... My class is an orc, so my mouth naturally becomes beastly. A human tongue will feel sore and numb after licking for a long time,
but my orc tongue just feels as natural as drinking water. After all, most beasts use their tongues to roll up water to drink.
My tongue parted the grass, taking the two abalone pieces between my lips. I used the strength of my lips to clamp and suck on them, my tongue probing inwards, pushing directly upwards. Like a
lapdog kept licking back and forth, greedily sucking every drop of juice dripping from the Snake Queen… “Mmm… Ah… Ah… Mmm,” the Snake Queen
groaned through her nose, opening her mouth wide to gasp for breath. She clamped my head between her legs and then released it, her legs slapping my head irregularly, sometimes clamping tightly,
sometimes relaxing… “Ding! You have obtained a skill upgrade book.” So, just sucking… Sucking on the Snake Queen's vaginal fluids can also yield treasures. Generally, monsters only drop treasures after being killed
, so this game's design is quite thoughtful. I dared not relax, continuing to serve the Snake Queen while simultaneously unlocking the Tongue Technique skill... This skill
upgrade book is slightly different from the previous ones. The originals were just blue with white text, but this one is red with gold text, making it stand out immediately.
After unlocking it, I immediately heard a crisp notification sound... "Ding! You are now at Tongue Technique Level 7, titled Tongue Demon, with the added Poison Dragon Drill function." Poison Dragon Drill? Isn't that
a backdoor attack skill? I didn't dare think too much about it. My tongue immediately moved down, reaching the Snake Queen's Poison Dragon point... The Snake Queen suddenly became terrified and shouted
, "No! Not there!" But it was too late for her to shout. Her vulva and the Poison Dragon were only a few inches apart. How could she, in the midst of pleasure, possibly care about
the direction my tongue was moving? Seeing her panic only emboldened me more. I thrust my tongue forcefully, boldly penetrating the Snake Queen's Poison Dragon Point... "Tongue Technique, Poison Dragon"
"Drill, activate!" As my tongue pierced in, the Snake Princess cried out in terror, "Ah...ah...ah...ah...ah...ah...!" The Snake Princess's pupils dilated, her breathing became rapid, and
her buttocks twisted and turned as if trying to escape the attack of my tongue. How could I let her escape? I wrapped my hands around her thighs, firmly fixing her thighs in place, and used
the beastman 's tongue to turn and stir inside. The Snake Princess felt waves of numbness, her flat abdomen heaving. From struggling to panting, from panting to relaxing, and from relaxing to
touching my furry head, as gently as stroking a small animal... Every game has its design, and one of the key points of this game is the
part of the monster that the player attacks. Different monsters have different fighting styles, and the parts to attack are also different. Obviously, the Snake Princess's weakness is her back door, no wonder she blocked it at first.
As I stirred and attacked, the Snake Queen sprayed a large amount of her thick semen onto my face, nose, cheeks, and even my entire face. My face was covered in her love fluid, which
I inhaled completely. At this moment, the system emitted a series of notification sounds... "Ding! Player has obtained the Snake Queen's love fluid, which can be converted into experience points." "Ding!
Player has obtained the Snake Queen's Ring, which grants more storage space." "Ding! Player has obtained two skill upgrade books." "Ding! Player has obtained a pair of handcuffs, which can restrict
monster attacks for three rounds." Wow! What a bunch of good stuff! Let me check my experience points first. I wonder how many levels I can reach. I said to the little angel, "Use
all my experience points to level up and see how many levels I can reach." "Ding! You have now leveled up to level sixteen, with 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Ding!
You have now leveled up to level seventeen, with 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Ding! You have now leveled up to level eighteen, with 10 points to allocate.
How would you like to allocate them?" "Ding! You have now leveled up to level nineteen, with 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" "Ding! You have now leveled up
to level twentieth, with 10 points to allocate. How would you like to allocate them?" Great! Just drinking the Snake Princess's love potion gave me five levels in a row.
I redistributed my points, and the current situation is as follows… "Ding! Your current points are: Constitution 128, Strength 118, Agility 14, Spirit 3, Intelligence 2, Charm 1000. Confirm?" "Confirm."
"Ding! Player is now level 20 and has acquired the Orc-exclusive skill 'Beast Blood Boiling'." "Ding! Player is now level 20. Please name your character." Name my character
? What should I call myself? Sigh, choosing a name is always the most troublesome part of playing games. I think about myself. Although I'm powerful and
imposing in various games, what about real life? Thinking of this, I can't help but sigh... I sighed and said to the system, "Forget it, I'll just call myself Lonely Shooter."
"Ding! Player has named himself Lonely Shooter. System reminder: This name cannot be changed in the future. Confirm?" "Confirmed, can you please stop being so annoying?"
While making the selection, I didn't let up on my attack on the Snake Queen. Suddenly, the Snake Queen pushed my head away, pressed me down, and forcefully ripped off my underwear...
"Stop!" I shouted immediately, and then rolled off the bed.
Luckily, I reacted quickly, but at this moment, the Snake Queen was a little unhappy. Her face was full of anger as she demanded, "Why did you refuse my service? Are
players to lick shit, but not me?" I knelt down respectfully, trying my best to appear trembling with fear, and said to the Snake Queen, "Snake Queen, you misunderstand.
It's not that I don't like to penetrate you, but... but..." "But what?" the Snake Queen pressed on relentlessly.
"But my feelings for the Snake Queen are genuine. I want to wait until our wedding night to offer my most precious self to the Snake Queen." After I finished speaking,
my forehead was covered in cold sweat. I didn't know if this would be enough to get through this.
The Snake Queen tilted her head and thought for a long time before saying, "In that case, come here and I'll bite you." I immediately replied, "Snake Queen, you've just
returned from your long campaign and must be very tired. How could I trouble you? Let me serve you today." The Snake Queen spat and said, "Fine, you always have
so many excuses." She rolled her eyes, lay back on the bed, and ignored me.
Seeing she was angry, I quickly climbed onto the bed and began massaging her shoulders. I whispered in her ear, "Baby, don't be angry.
I'm doing this for your own good. Think about it, you just got back. What if you get tired like this? I feel sorry for you and don't want you to be so tired..." I coaxed her with sweet words
for a long time before she finally calmed down. I used a combination of coaxing and cajoling, massaging and attentiveness, like putting a child to sleep, gently patting her shoulders.
After a long while, I finally managed to lull her to sleep... Whew...! More tiring than soothing a baby, I finally saw her fall asleep, wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, and let out a long sigh
.
"Little Master, you're amazing! You actually managed to put the Snake Princess to sleep!" The little angel appeared beside me, giving me a thumbs up.
I snorted and said, "The situation was critical just now, and you didn't even come to help. You only offered hindsight advice." "Oh, Little Master, if I had come out, the Snake Princess would have been even
angrier. Besides, your charm is so high, it's okay!" The little angel said with a cheeky look.
"Stop nagging and take off your pants. I'm burning with desire." My lust was high from being aroused by the Snake Princess, but I couldn't directly provoke her. The game
's realism was so high that my big dick was already itching to get back to work. It was perfect to use the little angel to cool off.
The little angel had no choice but to turn around, sticking out her buttocks and facing me. I stopped nagging and went straight to the bottom, starting to thrust hard.
"Little Master, would you like to turn on the background music?" the little angel asked.
What? "This function is available?"
I casually said, "Then give me some music that fits the current situation." The little angel said "Oh," and then her eyes lit up, and she started to
sing... "Chrysanthemums bloom brightly, our love is eternal... The nightingale's beautiful song exudes warmth, chrysanthemums whisper sweet nothings, spring colors fill the world... We'll be together forever,
our love will never change..." What is this? It's just changing the love flower to a chrysanthemum, and this is called situational music? Pshaw!
"Forget it, forget it, stop singing. You always sing some nonsense." I waved my hand to stop her from continuing. I really don't know what the design team was thinking.
The little angel had no choice but to shut up and said, "Then I'll start the moaning mode." As she spoke, she started moaning and groaning... "Whatever you want." As long as she's happy
, I'll fuck her. I fucked her hard, rubbing her anus until it was red and swollen. Every time I thrust in hard, she would moan.
Later, it was practically a ghostly howl... I thought something was wrong. Wouldn't this wake up the snake princess? I was about to tell her to turn off the moaning mode... At this moment,
a cold voice came from behind me... "What are you doing?" The voice was cold, as if covered with frost, without any emotion.
"Oh no!" I thought to myself, this is bad.
The
atmosphere froze. My whole body stiffened instantly, and I stood frozen on the spot... The little angel lowered her voice and said, "Master, the snake princess is right behind you. She looks very..."
"Chang Huo..." "Nonsense!..." I lowered my voice as well: "You don't need to tell me... I'm doomed now." My heart was pounding, but I still had to
face it. I slowly turned my head. The Snake Queen's beautiful, expressionless face was facing me. Her eyes were cold and she asked again, "
What ?" The little angel lowered her voice and said, "Reporting to Master, NPCs won't notice our existence." "You mean the Snake Queen can't see
you?" I lowered my voice as well and asked quickly.
"No, I mean, although NPCs can see us, they won't notice us. To NPCs, we're just a stone on
the roadside .
So that's how the system is set up. No wonder the Snake Queen didn't say anything when the little angel jumped into the car. It turns out the Snake Queen completely ignores the little angel's existence. Then I
don't have to worry about the Snake Queen discovering our affair. Thinking of this, I felt relieved.
But then I thought about it again, something's not right. If the Snake Princess can't see the little angel, then in her eyes, my actions right now would look like... The Snake
Princess gritted her teeth and said hatefully, "You'd rather masturbate than have me bite you, is that right?" This was a huge blow to the Snake Princess. It was rare for
a boss-level NPC to "serve" a player, but the player didn't appreciate it. If word got out, how could she ever face anyone again?
On a sudden impulse, I said, "No, you misunderstand. I'm practicing for our future..." The Snake Queen looked surprised, her voice rising an octave,
"Practicing?" "Yes, yes, yes, that's right..." I quickly bowed and scraped, putting on a fawning expression, "...Who doesn't know that Lady Snake Queen is incomparably beautiful and has
first-rate skills in bed? She's a rare beauty in this world. How could I just rush in? I must practice first, so that after practice,
I can present my best side and not disappoint you." The Snake Queen gave an "oh," neither confirming nor denying, her expression uncertain.
I quickly added, "I know I'm not worthy of Lady Snake Queen yet, so I'm working hard here to practice, so that I can be worthy of her as soon as possible.
All of this is for loving you..." My words weren't entirely lies. To be honest, my current level with the Snake Queen is still too low. I haven't even had time to drink the potion;
I think I'd probably be instantly killed. Of course, I need to practice first.
After my explanation, a barrage of sweet talk and flattery, the Snake Queen's expression finally softened slightly. She tilted her head and thought for a long time before saying, "In
that case , I'll help you practice so you can level up faster." "No, no, no!..." I shook my hands frantically, refusing desperately, "How
could I trouble you, Lady Snake Queen? I think I'll practice on my own. After all, Lady Snake Queen is of noble status, and I won't trouble you with such a small matter." The Snake Queen's eyes sharpened, and she said, "You've been making excuses
and refusing to practice with me. What are you really up to? Let me tell you, today you have to do it whether you like it or not." Before I could react, the Snake Queen reached
out and grabbed my vital parts... Oh my god, I'm doomed. I should have leveled up slowly. Now all the experience points I gained from two days of practice are gone,
and I have to start all over again. I'm really in deep trouble now.
The Snake Princess yanked down my half-undone pants, her cherry lips parted, and just as she was about to take me in, someone suddenly rushed in to report… “Reporting to Lady Snake Princess!” A maidservant
knelt down.
Great, I escaped a disaster! Just the fact that the Snake Princess grabbed my penis left me with only a sliver of life points. If she had taken it in,
I would have ascended to heaven without even leveling up. This maidservant arrived just in time.
“Speak!” The Snake Princess, interrupted, looked displeased.
“Lady Snake Princess, those stinking men from the Men's Kingdom are here again. They've surrounded the island, spewing vulgarities, threatening to rape all the women on the island, and they even said they want
you, Lady Snake Princess…” The maidservant's voice trailed off.
“What did they say they wanted to do to me?” the Snake Princess demanded.
“They said they wanted to anally rupture you, Lady Snake Princess, and urinate in your mouth…” the maidservant stammered.
"Insolence!" The Snake Queen roared in fury, slamming her hand down so hard it nearly snapped a bedpost.
I was secretly terrified; thankfully, she didn't hit my stomach, or I think I'd even shit myself.
"My daughters, follow me to the battle!" The Snake Queen shouted, and instantly everyone responded, and she galloped off... How could I miss such a spectacle? I followed her, and
after a few turns, we arrived at the outer hall, where a group of scholars and their companions stood... Some stood motionless, some looked around
leisurely , picking up an ornament, examining it, and putting it back; some were wary, while others sat calmly drinking tea...
The man at the head of the group, with a purplish-red face and a long goatee, had a cold and imposing demeanor, and sat in a grand chair.
The man spoke, his voice deep and resonant, making everyone's eardrums throb. He said, "Snake Princess, it's been a long time. You've become even more beautiful..." Snake
Princess snorted and said, "Enough with the pleasantries. Didn't you just say you were going to do this or that to me?" The man chuckled and said,
"Nonsense! That was just a joke between me and your servants. Please don't take it seriously, Snake Princess." The man's face was full of lewd grins, and his words
were utterly insincere. His eyes were darting around Snake Princess, and no one knew what filthy thoughts were brewing in his mind.
The Snake Queen opened her almond-shaped eyes wide and sneered, "You wouldn't come here without a reason. What can I do for you? Please tell me your plan." "Good! Very straightforward!" The man stood up and
laughed, "Snake Queen, you are indeed straightforward. I will speak frankly then. I recently acquired a genuine work by Tang Bohu and would like to ask you for your guidance. If you
cannot explain the secrets, don't blame me for losing my temper." With a wave of his hand, the man's subordinate immediately unfurled a long scroll and placed it on the combined table.
Everyone saw that it was a picture of men and women engaging in sexual intercourse. The positions on the scroll were bizarre and varied, with men and women sitting or lying down, sometimes in front and sometimes behind, sometimes with one man and two women,
sometimes with three men on top of each other. The various tricks were unbelievable and breathtaking.
"This painting, 'Spring Calling and Autumn Cannon,' was purchased by me for a thousand gold pieces. I invite you, Snake Queen, to give your opinion," the man provocatively said.
"Hmph!..." The Snake Princess scoffed, "Such trivial skills, and you dare to show them off?" She stepped forward and casually pointed to one of the couples, saying, "
This is called 'Old Man Pushing a Cart,' this is called 'Guanyin Sitting on a Lotus,' and the two standing up next to them are called 'Train Bento,' created by Iijima... This is 'Invincible Wind and Fire Wheel,' an extremely difficult
move to master, best left unlearned... That's called 'Fish Leaping Over the Dragon Abyss,' originating from the Kama Sutra of India, created by the Indian monk Huligan... This is 'Joyful Zen,' invented by the Tibetan Buddhist master
Dani ..." The Snake Princess explained as she spoke, her words never stopping, pointing out each pose in the painting, its origin, who created it, and the strengths and weaknesses of each move.
She also pointed out the errors and strengths, revealing them all with great familiarity, and in a short time, she had completely understood the painting.
The man's expression changed, but he quickly composed himself, threw his head back, and laughed heartily. "Good! As expected of the Snake Queen, you couldn't escape your discerning eye. However, I still have a question for you.
Come on..." The man gave a signal, and a man stepped forward. He had a rat-like face, a lewd appearance, and a black mole on the corner of his mouth.
"This is the expert I invited. His name is Dui Gang Chang. He is the number one couplet master in my palace. If Lady Snake Queen can match his couplet, I
will be truly convinced. Hahaha," the man said.
Stepping forward with a sly grin, Duigangchang said, "Then I'll make the move. Serpent Queen, please provide the answer." Duigangchang tilted his head, pondered for a moment, and said,
"My first line is: 'Ten mouths, ten thoughts, thinking of the ruler, the country, and the nation.' Serpent Queen, please provide the answer." Serpent Queen was immediately stumped. She was usually only good at eroticism and not poetry.
Caught off guard, she felt quite helpless. Just as she was wondering what to do, someone suddenly spoke up: "...Fuck your grandmother, fuck your hole, fuck your cunt, fuck your mother!"
Everyone turned around. It was me who had jumped out from the side. I was calm and composed, exuding a carefree air, and cupped my hands in greeting to the crowd.
"Lonely Gunman!" "So handsome!" "So cool!" "Awesome!" Screams erupted, perfectly matching the atmosphere of my entrance.
"Who are you, kid?" the man demanded.
"I am of very low rank, named Lonely Gunman, a newly added male concubine under the Serpent Queen's command," I cupped my hands again.
"Quickly come up with a couplet to kill him!" the man ordered Dui Gangchang in a fit of rage.
Dui Gangchang composed himself slightly and said to me, "One penis, two holes, three tender spots, no four shallow, five deep, six thrusts, yet he dares to penetrate seven, eight, or nine women, utterly shameless." I smiled and
replied, "Ten men, nine quick, eight minutes, how can it be seven swings, six shakes, five sucks, serving four, three, or two people, first-class despicable." "How neat!" everyone exclaimed.
At this moment, a barely perceptible blush suddenly appeared on Snake Princess's face... She said to Anus again, "Cock, hole, pee everywhere, wet, spray, spray, everyone."
Without thinking , "Cock, cock, hole, insert, feel good, spray, release, everyone." "Great, lonely shooter, so great!" "Great, great, invincible!" "Shooter
, shooter! We love you!" Among Snake Princess's guards, some started cheering for me... Not giving up on Anus, she said again, "My penis is too long,
thirty ." I laughed and said, "You're really bluffing, probably won't last twenty seconds." I roared at Anus, as if stimulated, my crotch... He got wet and started ejaculating…
I laughed, “Yes, yes, I was just reciting poetry for fun, but you actually managed to ejaculate from pleasure. I’m truly impressed.” The man stood up at this moment, pointing at me angrily
, “You…you…” I pretended to be confused, “What did I do?” The man was so angry that he couldn’t speak, and slumped back into his chair. Someone came over
and rubbed his chest. The man waved away the servants, then jumped up again and shouted, “Good! But I have one more move, come on!” Another person stepped forward. This person
was completely different from the previous one. As soon as he stood up, he was as imposing as a mountain, exuding an aura of authority, clearly a grandmaster.
The man said loudly, “I am the Deadly Scholar’s Penis. I have always been unskilled in martial arts, but today, with all of you experts present, I humbly request your guidance.” The man pulled down his pants,
revealing a huge penis. He waved his penis, and everyone felt a pungent smell and covered their faces.
The man, with his hands behind his back, swung his enormous penis, shattering the
tables and chairs on the scene into wood chips. Without pausing, he swung his penis again, smashing another set of tables and chairs. His movements were incredibly agile, like a swallow in flight, his massive member
possessing immense power. His hands remained behind his back, suggesting leisure, but he was clearly not someone to be trifled with.
After finishing his dance, he stood still, not bothering to put on any clothes, his penis exposed, and laughed, "I've made a fool of myself. This move is called 'The Deadly
Scholar's Penis.' Having performed such a spectacular show, I expect you'll reward me handsomely, hehe..." The man slowly raised five fingers and continued, "...Five cities!"
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The Deadly Scholar was extremely arrogant, mentioning five cities in one sentence—how could anyone accept that?)
Just as I was about to confront him, the little angel whispered, "Master, the Deadly Scholar is a level 200 boss. If you go up against him, you'll be immediately killed." I hesitated
for a moment, then replied, "What a joke! Are we just going to let him run rampant?" "You should step back and leave it to me." At this moment, the Snake Queen waved her hand, signaling me to retreat.
It seems the Snake Queen wants to deal with the Deadly Scholar herself. Fine, a level 200 boss encountering an level 800 boss—the difference in strength isn't just four times.
I want to see how the Deadly Scholar ends up.
"Whoosh!" A shrill sound of air being torn apart rang out... Just then, as I was about to retreat, the Deadly Scholar suddenly launched an attack on me... It turned out that the Deadly
Scholar knew he was no match for the Snake Queen and had long planned to ambush me. If he could injure me, it would have some psychological impact on the Snake Queen.
So taking advantage of my retreat and before the Snake Queen could approach, the Deadly Scholar used his Deadly Scholar's Penis to launch it at me... I felt a stench
so strong it made me want to vomit. The stench was both urgent and powerful, and if I had been hit, I would have been seriously injured, if not killed.
At this moment, the Snake Queen was still five steps away from me. She leaped to save me, but it was too late. It seemed I had no chance of escaping this attack, but I... had received
extremely rigorous training in Eastern martial arts since childhood.
I can speak more than twenty languages, including several Chinese dialects, African languages, and the drum language of the Khampa people of Tibet.
In my life, I have seen many incredible things, so I have a certain understanding of everything.
However, thanks to this, I barely dodged the Deadly Scholar's fatal blow. Although I escaped the vital spot, the Deadly Scholar's penis still almost pierced my anus. I twisted my body, and it was my buttocks that were pierced.
I felt a piercing pain and couldn't help but scream.
"Ah…!" I collapsed to the ground in agony, clutching my buttocks, tears streaming down my face… "How dare you, you scoundrel!" The Snake Queen
was furious . She grabbed the Deadly Scholar's penis, ripped it
off with a swift motion… "Ah…!" The Deadly Scholar screamed, blood pooling on the ground before he fainted. Two servants quickly dragged him away, leaving a long trail of blood as he was pulled from the ground… The Snake Queen, still enraged, glared at the Prince. The
Prince, startled by her gaze, froze. I looked closer and realized it wasn't that he was frozen, but
that the Snake Queen's special ability, "Petrification"… "Snake Queen, let them go," I said weakly.
"Why? They hurt you so badly." The Snake Queen let me rest my head on her lap, stroking my hair with pity.
"They are, after all, a royal family, with great power. I don't want you to make a blood feud with them for my sake; it wouldn't be good for you," I said weakly.
"You fool," the Snake Princess said, tears welling in her eyes, as she stroked my face repeatedly.
At this moment, the system notification sounded again...
"Enemy general! Snake Princess"
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"Thump!" "Thump
!"
"Thump!"
"Thump!"
"Thump!"
"Thump!"
The loud noises grew closer and closer. I used the Ice Heart Technique to concentrate and listened. I discovered that these loud noises were actually the sounds of many objects hitting the ground at the same time... As the saying goes,
if clear, one will not be alarmed even if the sky collapses. The Ice Heart Technique was taught to me by Snake Princess when she was bored on the road. Although it was only at the beginner level, it had a wonderful function for concentrating the mind.
The more I listened, the more surprised I became. These sounds were actually the footsteps of a group jumping... "Bang!" A loud noise.
With a deafening crash, the two door panels were pushed straight to the ground. I looked outside and saw a dense crowd of people standing there. Their
bodies were mangled and gruesome, some missing half their faces, revealing gaping jaws; others had rotting flesh, blood dripping from their bodies.
They were a horde of rotting corpses… One of the leading corpses was particularly horrifying, its flesh dripping with blood and emanating a foul, stench so overwhelming that
we instinctively covered our noses and mouths to avoid being overwhelmed.
The leading corpse surveyed its surroundings, then fixed its gaze on the Taoist priest, slowly speaking in a hoarse, broken voice… “We are their slaves!”
“They’re here! They’re here!”
the other corpses echoed in unison, their voices like thunder.
What the hell? It turns out they were just a horde of rotting corpses. I wonder what level of monsters they were; even the peeling flesh was incredibly lifelike. This technical team is
ridiculously skilled .
The zombies seemed to await a command, about to swarm forward, and I couldn't help but frown... The Taoist priest held his breath, slowly drawing out two talismans. He pulled over a dilapidated
wooden table, placing the two talismans one on top of the other, and shouted... "I'll place one talisman on the table, then the other one too. Adopt a defensive
... standby... state!" The four pillars emitted a soft light in response to the priest's words. Soon, these four beams of light connected,
surrounding and forming a protective barrier... …The Zombie King roared and charged into the barrier as if trying to force his way in, only to be repelled by the light. The Zombie King dared not try again, and
roared repeatedly, commanding the other zombies to attack. The zombies followed the Zombie King's orders and jumped into the light circle, but they lacked his toughness. Upon entering the barrier
, they were immediately vaporized by the light, turning into wisps of white smoke… Each wisp of white smoke diminished the light, but the
zombies . It seemed the barrier was about to be breached, and I couldn't help but feel worried.
The zombies attacked relentlessly. Although many zombies evaporated, their numbers seemed to be dwindling. The roof collapsed, the pillars swayed precariously, and finally crumbled... "Boom!" The pillars collapsed, the barrier dissipated, and the zombie king howled several times, about to
leap .
At this moment, the Taoist priest slammed his hand on the table, flipping over a covered talisman. He shouted, "Activate the trap talisman!
Come out... "
"A truly blind black dragon!"
A gigantic, jet-black dragon descended into the sky above them, circling endlessly. Its eyelids were entirely white, devoid of pupils, seemingly devoid of any emotion. It was extremely
imposing, roaring with bared fangs and claws; each roar caused a painful, buzzing sound in everyone's ears.
The Taoist priest began chanting a commanding song, urging the black dragon to attack the horde of rotting corpses… “In the distant East there is a dragon, its name is White-Eyed Dragon, in the distant homeland there is a group of
people, the villagers’ eyes are discerning… Giant dragon, giant dragon, open your eyes wide, don’t wipe your assholes, giant dragon, giant dragon, open your eyes wide, forever and ever open your eyes wide…” To
the priest’s melody, the black dragon swooped down, its jaws snapping open and swallowing a horde of rotting corpses whole. Without even chewing, it swallowed them whole,
then swept its tail, sending another wave flying. We felt gusts of wind rushing towards us and quickly closed our eyes… Before long, the rotting corpses were almost completely wiped out, leaving only the Zombie King
howling incessantly. Suddenly, the Taoist priest spat out a mouthful of blood, and the black dragon… His figure gradually blurred and faded away... I rushed to the Taoist priest's side and patted him on the back.
He waved his hand, indicating that I was alright, and then activated another talisman... The other covered talisman flipped over again, and the Taoist priest shouted again... "The Ancestral Master
possesses me...!" The Taoist priest's body suddenly swelled up, his whole body bulging like a strongman. After transforming, the Taoist priest charged forward to fight the Zombie King. The Taoist priest
was incredibly strong , making the zombies run for their lives, hurriedly dodging... After all that, it turned out that the Taoist priest had invoked a deity. I didn't expect the Taoist priest to be so powerful; it was a huge surprise
. Seeing that the situation had stabilized, I relaxed a lot and started chatting with Little Angel...
Little Angel: You have to answer all the questions related to the game, right? Little Angel: Theoretically, that's correct.
Little Angel: Are there female zombies you can have sex with? ★Little Angel: How would I know
? Little Angel: What if I want to have sex with a female zombie? ★Little Angel: You wouldn't suggest it to the design team, would you
? Little Angel: Are there zombies in real life? ★Little Angel: This has nothing to do with the game.
Just as Little Angel and I were joking around, the Taoist priest had almost cleared out the zombies, leaving only the Zombie King struggling to dodge. The Taoist priest pressed his advantage
, but unexpectedly, he missed a step and stepped on a wooden nail. With a cry of pain, air rapidly escaped from the soles of his feet, and his body shrank, returning to its
original size.
Seeing an opportunity, the Zombie King immediately pounced. At the critical moment, I exchanged a glance with the Snake Princess. The Snake Princess immediately shot her gaze at the Zombie King, instantly
petrifying him and narrowly saving the Taoist priest's life.
The Taoist priest wiped the cold sweat from his brow, exhaled, and said, "Thank you all for saving us." Because I had increased the presence of the little angel, the priest could
see all three of us at the same time. Now the Zombie King had turned into a stone statue, and the surrounding zombies were either dead or had fled. It was almost dawn... I cupped my hands in thanks to the priest and
said, "Nothing much, saving people is my duty, there's no need for you to be so polite." The priest nodded and said to me, "Hmm, you're a good person. Here's a little
something ." He then handed me something.
I took it and saw that it was a letter...
"Ding! Player has received his senior brother's forgiveness. Quest item, cannot be discarded or resold." It turned out the priest was a quest NPC. I didn't know what quest it was, but I
accepted it anyway.
Less than five seconds after I accepted the letter, the system refreshed. The dilapidated temple and the priest had all disappeared, leaving only an empty space with zombies.
The statue of the Zombie King remained at the scene, nothing else.
"I came with the wind, I go with the wind, don't look for me anymore, goodbye, chiu mi," the Taoist priest's voice drifted away, echoing in the air… The three of them were speechless,
standing there for a long time… After a while, the Snake Queen asked me, "Husband, what should we do with this Zombie King?" I thought for a moment and said, "Unseal him first, I
have something to ask him." The Snake Queen did as I said, immediately releasing the Zombie King from his petrification. The Zombie King's eyes were empty, staring fiercely at me, as if about to pounce. He glanced at the Snake Queen, as if remembering something, but still stared at me
fiercely , not daring to make a move. 　　"I'm asking you, what level monster are you?" 　　I asked. 　　The Zombie King's expression was ferocious, his voice icy cold as he said, "Level 200." So, like the Deadly Scholar, he's also level 200. In that case, his attack power must be considerable. I thought to myself, I'll just keep him as a pet for now; he might be useful later. 　　[The End]

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