Jia Baoyu's Modern Time Travel Story [Full Text]

Yes, you read that right. Jia Baoyu, the second master, known as "the most incompetent in the world, unparalleled in his unfilial conduct throughout history," has transmigrated from the Grand View Garden during a torrential downpour to modern society. As a notorious spendthrift and rich playboy from ancient times, Jia Baoyu, compared to other poor losers who transmigrate from ancient to modern times and struggle to adapt to their new social environment for decades, frequently suffering from adolescent delusions, demonstrates the absolute innate advantage of his privileged genes in terms of intelligence and ability.

Having lived two lives, Jia Baoyu learned how to survive and make money, how to shop on Taobao, and how to rent apartments at local markets in 3 months and 8 days. Six months later, he became the vice president and chief gold-medal real estate consultant of Dafeng Real Estate Group, earning over a million yuan a year and owning four luxury apartments within the Third Ring Road. His current Chinese name is Jia Shuizuan, and his English name is Crystal. His QQ username used to be "Yihong Gongzi" (completely obsolete), now changed to "Dongfang Xiaoji".

His WeChat name is "Yipao Jundongzhu," and his Weibo ID is "Rongguofu Master."

[Full Text] Fully integrated into modern society, Jia Erye spends his days driving his aristocratic-sounding mini-coupe to Starbucks for free Wi-Fi, indulging in a thoroughly decadent petit-bourgeois lifestyle. Recently, Starbucks has inexplicably become the target of public criticism, so the usually aloof Jia Erye immediately switched to the more affordable and locally-oriented Xin Xin Coffee Shop. "Waiter!" Jia Erye snapped his fingers, and a waiter approached: "Boss, what can I do for you?" Jia Erye's handsome eyes were fixed on the iPad screen, without even looking up: "One latte, less sugar; two jianbing guozi, no scallions. And a braised egg, please." "Okay, wait a moment." The waiter draped a dishcloth over his shoulder and turned to leave. Soon, a large bowl of steaming latte, a scallion pancake with ketchup and a country-style braised egg were served. Master Jia took a big gulp of his latte with some pickled vegetables and typed on the iPad's virtual keyboard:

"It was the Mid-Autumn Festival night, the full moon of the fifteenth of August, the wind was light and the clouds were thin. I quietly hid under the carved olive window, poked a hole in the paper windowpane and peeked inside. Qingwen and Xiren inside were completely unaware. Qingwen blew out the candles, leaving only a small oil lamp with a flickering flame, and the atmosphere in the room instantly became erotic and decadent." Although Master Jia had become a modern man, his love for creating lewd and obscene lyrics hadn't disappeared. Having only recently arrived in this era and learned to chat online, download movies, and hook up, he discovered he was actually a very popular celebrity. Die-hard fans of various "Dream of the Red Chamber So-and-So Society" meticulously researched even the smallest details, like what time they urinated at night, who they had sex with, and who they had engaged in breast play with. While moved, he couldn't help but feel indignant: "How come no one discovered my affair with my sister-in-law Wang Xifeng? My incestuous relationship with my mother, Wang Shi, is arguably the biggest bombshell in the Grand View Garden, yet it's not mentioned at all in the original work or in research materials." So, as the person most qualified to speak on the matter, Jia Baoyu registered the username "Jia Baoyu II" on some Dream of the Red Chamber forums, going around refuting rumors and clarifying the truth. The result? He was met with a barrage of insults from netizens, which could be summarized in one sentence: "Our Baoyu brother is pure, virtuous, and loyal; how could he be the lewd and depraved person you describe?" This infuriated Jia Baoyu: "Are you Jia Baoyu or am I Jia Baoyu? How dare you spout off half-baked classical Chinese in front of me?"

"I'm a proud, hot-blooded man, and you bunch of idiots have turned me into a sissy who wears makeup every day!" In a fit of rage, Jia Erye retorted, "May I borrow your mother's horse?" This only resulted in a complaint from netizens and a ban from the forum moderators. In this painful moment of being the only one sober in a world of fools, Jia Erye discovered a treasure trove: erotic fiction websites. There, he could freely tell a true story. Moreover, the portrayal of Jia Baoyu in many erotic novels tended to be weak, giving him even more opportunity to interpret and showcase his literary talent. The above excerpt is the latest chapter of his long-running erotic novel, "The Lustful Dream of the Attic Under the Red Neon Lights," published under the pseudonym "Jia Er Loves Abalone." Jia Erye continued writing: "After Qingwen lit the lamp, she swayed her hips and came to Xiren's side, gently asking, 'Has Second Master fallen asleep?' Xiren nodded, revealing a charming smile, and said, 'Yes, when I went to check just now, he was already snoring.' Upon hearing this, Qingwen hugged Xiren tightly, her jade hands kneading Xiren's full body, panting and whispering urgently, 'Xiren, have you missed me?' Xiren, with her eyes slightly closed and a look of enjoyment on her face, also placed her jade hands on Qingwen's buttocks and stroked them, replying, 'I haven't stopped thinking about you for a moment. And have you missed me, sister?' Qingwen cupped Xiren's beautiful face and replied affectionately, 'Yes. I miss not only your heart, but also your body.' I, who was peeking through the window, already had a hard penis and my urethra was dripping with moisture. I never imagined that the two maids, Qingwen and Xiren, would have such a fondness for women." The erotic and lascivious scene before me made me hold my breath, my eyes glued to the view. I saw Qingwen straddling Xiren's lap, her top undone, revealing her smooth, jade-like body. She cupped her two white breasts in her hands, kneading them as she said, "Sister, come and suckle my breasts, I've been holding back for so long." Xiren licked her nipples, saying, "Sister, I'm also suffering so much, I want it so badly." Hearing this, Qingwen grabbed Xiren's breasts and began to knead them through her clothes. Their mutual caresses and flirtation didn't last long before the room was filled with soft moans and sweet sounds of passion. Qingwen got up and stripped herself naked, then ripped Xiren's clothes off to the floor. Soon, their two full, naked bodies were passionately entwined. Qingwen and Xiren each cupped their own breasts, rubbing their nipples and flesh against each other's.

Their breasts pressed together, their mouths locked in a passionate kiss, glistening saliva dripping from their lips onto their breasts. Lubricated by the saliva, their breasts rubbed together with even greater passion and intensity, the glistening white flesh colliding. Qingwen then moved her hands to Xiren's plump, white buttocks, squeezing and kneading them wantonly. Xiren, aroused by this, thrust her tongue deep into Qingwen's mouth. Then, twisting her hips, she grasped Qingwen's breasts with both hands, shaking them up and down, constantly grinding and stimulating her own large, white breasts.

They kissed and caressed for over ten minutes before reluctantly separating. Qingwen lewdly said, "Little sister, your breasts are making me so wet." Xiren gently stroked her own breasts with one hand and kneaded Qingwen's breasts with the other, saying in a coquettish voice, "Little sister's nipples are also hardened by my big breasts." Qingwen flicked Xiren's nipples with her fingertips and asked with a lewd laugh, "Is that so? I like to grind tofu with you, little sister, using my breasts to serve your white breasts." Xiren was not to be outdone, grabbing Qingwen's breasts and quickly flicking her nipples, saying, "Alright, let's have a competition then? Let's see whose breasts can't take it first." The two continued to play with each other's breasts, sometimes kissing passionately, sometimes caressing their plump buttocks, and the lewd moans in the room grew louder and louder. I hid outside the window and peeked at this lewd slut, my inner lust burning fiercely.

Originally, I wanted to take the opportunity to rush in and have sex with them, but I was worried that if I caught the two sluts having an affair, I might never see such lewd lesbian lovemaking again.

So after much deliberation, I suppressed my burgeoning lust and secretly pulled out my 20-centimeter-long, 6-centimeter-thick cock, masturbating while continuing to watch them have sex from outside the window. Qingwen and Xiren compared their breasts and began masturbating each other again. They reached their hands into each other's cunts under their pubic hair, rubbing their clitoris, teasing their labia, and fingering their vaginas, all while engaging in constant kissing, touching their breasts, and pinching their buttocks, beginning a passionate act of mutual pleasure. Qingwen stirred the gushing fluids in Xiren's cunt, lewdly laughing, "Xiren, aren't you skillful, sister? Is your cunt about to squirt?" Xiren's fleshy buttocks trembled as her jade fingers moved in and out of Qingwen's crotch, covered in the sticky spring water from Qingwen's cunt. She said in a defiant, lewd voice, "Qingwen, we haven't decided who's the winner yet! Maybe you'll be the first to squirt!" Qingwen licked her lips with the tip of her tongue, "Oh? Then let's try!" These two sluts, Xiren and Qingwen, one hand ravaging the other's cunt, the other kneading the other's breasts, or slapping the other's plump buttocks, sometimes sticking out their fragrant tongues and intertwining them, their jade legs spread apart, their bodies trembling as they wailed lewdly. I could see it all clearly from outside the window. The fluids from their two cunts flowed more and more, the splashing sounds growing louder and louder, stimulating me to masturbate my cock rapidly. Suddenly, Xiren revealed a look of both pain and allure, and cried out, "Sister, sister, hurry, fuck me faster!" Qingwen, hearing this, increased the speed and force of her hand movements, causing her large breasts to tremble violently, her plump buttocks and jade-like legs to tense and shake incessantly. Qingwen gritted her teeth, pursed her lips, and panted heavily, "Xiren, Xiren, my good sister, hurry, hurry!" Her two jade hands, placed inside the other's vulva, became like iron pestles, fierce and rough. Suddenly, Xiren threw her head back and cried out, "Sister! I...I can't take it anymore! Ahh!" Qingwen pulled the naked Xiren into her arms, licking her nipples and screaming, "Sister, Xiren sister! I'm coming too, I'm coming too!

Ahh!" The two sluts with oily breasts and shiny buttocks shook their wet jade fingers a few times before quickly pulling them out:

"Ah!" Streams of bright liquid gushed from Qingwen and Xiren's crotches, spraying onto each other's fleshy, full-bodied bodies. After gushing for a long time, Qingwen and Xiren, their bodies covered in their climaxing fluids, finally embraced each other contentedly, rubbing their breasts together, putting their fingers in each other's mouths, licking the remaining sticky fluids. I, watching the entire scene of lesbian intercourse from outside the window, also ejaculated thick streams of semen onto a soft, purple silk handkerchief at the same time as they reached their climax. This handkerchief was a personal gift from Baochai. Now, in my urge to vent my desires, I hurriedly ran to Baochai's boudoir with the semen in my handkerchief. This was the beauty gift I wanted to give her. Dear netizens, please stay tuned for the next installment to find out what happens next. "Jia Erye typed this passage from Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Secret Between Qingwen and Xiren," then clicked the publish button, waiting for the usual praise from readers: "The author's writing is excellent; the author is the number one writer of erotic novels in Dream of the Red Chamber; the author's writing is fantastic, I've already masturbated; lz, truly a genius! I've masturbated until I bled." While enjoying his fantasies, Jia Baoyu, the Second Master Jia, suddenly felt that he hadn't eaten enough pancakes, and his stomach was rumbling. He instinctively shouted excitedly,

"Waiter, give me two catties of tender roasted venison and a jar of fine aged Shaoxing wine!" The waiter at Xin Xin Coffee Shop was taken aback: "Boss, what did you just say?" Jia Erye realized he was too excited and quickly said, "Half a portion of shredded pork with sweet bean sauce and a bottle of Red Star Erguotou." Just as the waiter was about to take the order, Jia Erye spoke up again: "Do you have sweet garlic?" Waiter: "No sweet garlic, how about raw garlic?" Jia Erye nodded: "Two cloves, please." Jia Erye, who was posting the full article and waiting for rave reviews, unknowingly finished half a bottle of Erguotou with the raw garlic. When he opened the webpage to see the replies, he was stunned: usually dozens of pages of replies, today there was only one, and it was a damn spam: "I love the author's stockings stories the most." You can spam, but you didn't even give a punctuation mark. Jia Erye was furious on the spot: What the hell is going on? Upon closer inspection, it turns out that netizens have been drawn away by another new long-running H-novel based on the Dream of the Red Chamber.

The author's ID is "最爱葬花の小女籽", and the novel is titled "Abusing the Baoyu I Will Eventually Lose", also known as "The Queen's Diary of the Dream of the Red Chamber", and further known as "The Blissful Life of the Dog Slave Baoyu". Jia Erye hurriedly clicked to read it, and one passage read: "Although Brother Baoyu is handsome and beautiful, it's a pity that his penis is very small, less than 5 centimeters when erect, and he also has a rather serious foreskin. The longest he's ever lasted during sex is only 5 seconds. But this does not stop the most aloof and beautiful woman in the Dream of the Red Chamber, Daiyu, from her sadistic love for him, nor does it stop Baoyu's deep desire to be cuckolded and a dog slave. That day, as soon as Jia Zheng inserted his thick penis into Daiyu's wet little hole, he was so excited that he shouted repeatedly: "Your Majesty's honey hole is indeed top-notch. I have never experienced such a soul-stirring and moving lewd cave in my life!" He had just praised [the whole passage] when he was slapped hard by the noble, elegant, and classy beauty Daiyu: "Fool! Call me Queen Mother!" Jia Zheng was so frightened that he quickly pulled out his penis, knelt down and shouted: "Jia Zheng greets Queen Mother." Meanwhile, Baoyu, wearing a dog collar and a dog leash, was lying on the ground with his tongue hanging out like a lowly dog. He looked at his beloved Daiyu with pitiful eyes and whispered, "Master, I also want to taste your precious honey hole." Daiyu, upon hearing this, tugged at the chain in her hand, pointed her jade finger at Jia Zheng, and said, "Go, let this lowly dog Baoyu taste my little hole." Jia Zheng stood up and aimed his hard, throbbing penis at Baoyu's mouth.

Seeing this, Baoyu quickly took Jia Zheng's penis into his mouth and began to suck, constantly moaning, "Master's flesh hole tastes so good." Daiyu, the Queen, upon hearing this, raised her long whip and lashed Baoyu's white buttocks, leaving red welts. The harder she whipped, the more Baoyu enjoyed it, repeatedly calling out "Queen Master," trembling as he licked Jia Zheng's penis. Reading this passage, the genuine Second Master Jia almost exploded with anger! He immediately sent a PM to the author of this article, "The Little Girl Who Loves Burying Flowers."

The content essentially criticized the author for fabricating and distorting facts, showing disrespect for Cao Xueqin's original work and severely damaging Jia Baoyu's illustrious image. Finally, under the pseudonym "Jia Er Loves Abalone," he stated that he wouldn't rule out pursuing legal action against "The Little Girl Who Loves Burying Flowers." Jia Er sent the author a lengthy, several-thousand-word written warning via PM. The author replied with a single word: "Get lost." Enraged, Jia Er sent another PM, accusing the article of being utterly devoid of truth.

The author replied, "Then please explain the veracity of your work 'The Lustful Dream in the Attic Under the Red Neon Lights' regarding the claim that Jia Baoyu's penis is 20mm long and 6mm thick, and the possibility that in Chapter Sixteen he went at it for 72 hours, violently fucking Daiyu to the point of incontinence and a heart attack." Jia Baoyu, stung by this direct attack, could only reply, "Art comes from life but transcends it. Even if Baoyu's penis isn't 20-6, it's at least 18-5. It's not impossible that he went at it with Daiyu for 3 hours." A moment later, the author replied again, "What 18-5? It's clearly 13-3! If he can last 13 minutes occasionally, that's considered exceptional performance." Jia Baoyu was shocked. 13-3 was indeed the model number of his cannon, and the 13 minutes was undeniably true. But how did this guy know all this so clearly? Jia Erye hurriedly sent another PM: "Can we meet and talk? I'm near Zhongguancun, north of Zhongguancun." The author replied: "WeChat account." Jia Erye nervously sent his own "Yipao Jundongzhu" (a pseudonym).

A moment later, someone named "Xiaoxiang Feizi's Half-Flower Red Apricot Has Flipped Over the Wall" greeted him on WeChat. Seeing this name, Jia Erye was even more puzzled: Wasn't Xiaoxiang Feizi the nickname of Lin Daiyu, that sickly woman? What did "Half-Flower Red Apricot Has Flipped Over the Wall" mean? Just as he was racking his brains, Jia Erye suddenly saw the WeChat distance display: "Xiao xxx wall, within 5 meters." Jia Erye, as if dancing a robot dance, slowly turned his head, looking around Xin Xin Coffee Shop.

Two tables behind him, a woman with curly hair and sunglasses sat there. She wore a tight PU leather jacket, a short, form-fitting skirt, long black stockings, and fur-trimmed boots. When Jia Baoyu, the Second Master Jia, saw her, the woman waved her gold iPhone 5 in her right hand in greeting. After she took off her sunglasses, her pale face, her slightly weary eyes, and especially her faintly sickly expression, were all too familiar to Jia Baoyu. *Crack!* The coffee bowl in Jia Baoyu's hand shattered. He stammered to the woman, "You? What are you doing here?"

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