Zheng He's voyages to the West

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Who said the Emperor couldn't utter foul language? He just had to curse that damned brat to his heart's content! That damned brat!

At such a young age, he actually managed to deceive everyone, pushing his innocent uncle to become Emperor,

and then he himself had long since fled to the ends of the earth to live his carefree life!

Hmph! If he hadn't become suspicious of the recently famous Jun Buwei at sea and sent people to

investigate Jun Buwei's background, he would never have known that Jun Buwei was actually

Jun Yin, the one who should have truly ascended the throne, his damned nephew!

Fine! You should know that he's not someone to be trifled with! At least in terms of seniority, Jun Di is still Jun Yin's uncle!

"Ahe!" A roar descended from the sky, completely waking Zheng He, who was fast asleep.

"Ah?" Zheng He rubbed her sleepy eyes, completely unaware of what had happened. "Mother, what's

wrong?"

"What is it?" Madam Wen glared at Zheng He, almost driven mad with anger. "The sun is already high in the sky, and

you're still sleeping here?"

"What else should I do but sleep?" Zheng He really didn't understand why she couldn't sleep when the sun was

high in the sky. What did sleeping have to do with how high the sun was?

"There are many things to do!" Madam Wen was still furious. "Who is like you who only knows how to sleep all day long?

You don't even know what to do!"

"But knowing how to sleep is a very impressive thing!" Zheng He firmly believed. "

Who knows how to sleep as well as I do?"

She could sleep upright, backward, sideways, standing, lying down, sitting, walking

, and she could even talk while sleeping. She could sleep with her eyes open and could even sleep for three days and three nights straight. Who could sleep

better than her?

"You!" Madam Wen was getting angrier and angrier with Zheng He's words. This brat not only didn't know how to reflect on her actions, but she also acted all righteous and indignant

!

"Mother!" Zheng He comforted her mother, "I sympathize with you. Not only can you not sleep as

much as I can, but you also suffer from insomnia every few days. But it's very difficult to be as good as me. You don't need to be sad because

you can't sleep like me."

"I'm not sad!" She was angry! Angry!

"Alright!" Zheng He's expression softened even more. "I know you're not sad, you're jealous. That's why you

saw me sleeping so soundly and insisted on waking me up. Mother, I'm your good daughter. I understand your predicament and

won't blame you."

"You...who's jealous!" Wen Shi was so angry with her daughter that she could hardly speak

.

"It's you, Mother. You're really good at playing dumb!" Zheng He said with a smile. "If you weren't jealous,

why would you wake me up?"

"That's because you should have gotten up anyway. You've been sleeping for a whole day and night!" Wen Shi was almost driven

crazy by her daughter.

"But according to my nature, I should continue sleeping!"

It would be strange if she got up on her own now!

"You..." Wen Shi couldn't help but be furious.

Zheng He was still grinning, "Mother, do you want to sleep for a long time! I can teach you, just

close your eyes and silently count one, two, three..."

That was it! Wen Shi only heard the even breathing coming from Zheng He—no way? Her daughter

had actually fallen asleep again?

Damn it!

"Zheng He—" Wen Shi called out to her daughter with a frantic roar.

She didn't want this daughter! She had to get rid of this daughter quickly so she could live a little longer! Otherwise,

she would definitely die of excessive anger one day!

"Does anyone want to be the emperor?" Jun Di asked with a smile to the group of eunuchs attending him.

"This servant dares not presume." The eunuchs answered with a cautious and fearful attitude, all of them extremely puzzled as to why the emperor would

ask this question.

"None of you dare to even dream of it? But I don't want to be emperor anymore." Jun Di spoke with great conviction. "

Let's see who wants to be emperor, I'll give it to them!"

A scheme! This must be a scheme! The emperor must be testing which of them harbors ambitions of usurpation, and then beheading

them !

The problem is, isn't the emperor overthinking things? They're all already castrated eunuchs! They

've lost , how can they govern the country and bring peace to the world?

Become emperor? None of them dare to even think about it!

"Why isn't anyone saying anything?" Jun Di maliciously misunderstood the eunuchs' thoughts. "Is it because

each of wants to be emperor too much, so you don't know how to answer?"

"No, no!" The eunuchs shook their heads frantically.

"But I really don't want to be emperor anymore... How about this, you go and find someone to be emperor for me!" Jun

Di directly threw the problem to the eunuchs to solve.

Hmm, being emperor does have its advantages, at least you can be capricious! However, just thinking about how Jun Yin had tricked

him still made him extremely unhappy!

Since he was in such a low mood, why not find some amusement? Of course, he had to get rid of Jun Yin too

!

A group of eunuchs were discussing how to deal with the emperor's sudden order.

"He wants us to find someone to be the emperor?" Eunuch A felt something was wrong. "Where are we

supposed to find someone?"

"If we actually find someone, I wonder if that person will be beheaded, or if we will be beheaded?"

Eunuch B also looked worried.

"What exactly is the emperor's intention?" Eunuch C couldn't figure it out. "Could it be that he wants to find out who else

wants to be emperor and then execute them?"

"Oh dear, thinking about that now is useless. If we can't find someone to be the emperor, that's terrible! Our heads will be separated from our bodies

immediately !" Eunuch D said anxiously.

"But..." Eunuch A truly felt this matter was extremely difficult. "Where are we going to find people

?"

"That's right, why would the Emperor give us such a thankless task?" Eunuch B felt increasingly

unlucky.

"Hmm!" Eunuch C came up with another good idea. "Why don't we simply recruit another group of eunuchs who are unaware of the situation?"

"Let them take our place in the palace. Wouldn't that change the management of this troublesome matter?"

"That seems reasonable!" Eunuch Ding nodded in agreement.

"Let's do it that way!" Eunuchs A and B also agreed.

Since none of them wanted to die, they had to find a scapegoat!

The palace was summoning eunuchs, demanding that each household hand over one male member!

Upon hearing this news, Wen Shi became increasingly panicked. The Zheng family only

had her husband and her son.

If her husband was summoned away, wouldn't all her happiness in this life be gone?

If her son was summoned away… Waaah… After giving birth to Zheng He, she finally managed to give birth to a boy

. How could she let someone so easily cut off what she had worked so hard to bring into the world?

What should she do? — That's it, Zheng He! She should just get Zheng He out of the house! Anyway, having Zheng

He in the family would only shorten her lifespan. The sooner she got rid of him, the longer she might live!

As for the method of getting Zheng He into the palace… well, of course, any means necessary will achieve the goal!

Very well, her daughter really has nothing to do but sleep. Look, isn't Zheng He sleeping

soundly ?

"Ahe?" This time, Wen's call wasn't like a tigress's at all; instead, it was as gentle as a warm spring

breeze.

"Ah?" This voice is so pleasant, and not fierce at all. Is it Mother? No, it can't be Mother; Mother

wouldn't call like that.

"Something big has happened in our family," Wen said slowly, her tone unhurried and gentle.

"Ah?" Whose family is this woman talking about? If this woman isn't Mother, she shouldn't be from

a different family!

What big event happened in this woman's family, and what does it have to do with Zheng He? Why would this woman travel

so far to confide in her? How strange!

"The Emperor wants to summon men to the palace, but our family only has your father and your younger brother. If either of them goes, our family

will suffer a heavy loss," Wen Shi said briefly, not caring whether Zheng He was still asleep. Anyway, she originally

planned to use Zheng He's sleep to force him into this situation.

"Huh?" Her father and younger brother? Then who is this person? Could it really be her mother? Uh… it seems so

!

She really wanted to open her eyes to see if this person was really her mother, but her eyelids were too heavy

to open…

Oh well! She'd just pretend this was her mother who had suffered too much and changed her personality!

"So, I want to ask you to disguise yourself as a man and help your father and your younger brother enter the palace," Wen Shi stated her

request .

"Ah?" Should she agree? What a dilemma! Anyway, she'd be sleeping wherever she went. Once she was in the palace, with

so many people, she probably wouldn't be discovered sleeping, right?

So, it doesn't seem like agreeing would be a problem!

Just as Zheng He was about to nod vigorously, Wen Shi, fearing that Zheng He might suddenly wake up, quickly seized the opportunity

. Seeing Zheng He already nodding erratically from dozing off, she rushed forward and hugged her—"Ahe

, you agree?! Mother is so moved…" Wen Shi cried, tears streaming down her face, it seemed there really was

something to it.

Zheng He, however, was completely bewildered, startled awake by her mother's violent jolt.

She hadn't even nodded, nor had she said her agreement, how did her mother know she agreed? Could it be that her mother

and she were of one mind, sharing the same thoughts?

But why was this connection only happening now… Sigh, thinking about this is

exhausting , sleeping would be much more comfortable!

"My lord, aren't you going back?" Gou Le asked Jun Buwei respectfully. "This isn't the first

time 's come to urge someone, and news of him has also spread from the Celestial Empire."

Gou Le reported to Jun Buwei in detail what Jun Di had said to the eunuch and the selection of a new eunuch in the palace

.

"Why should I go back?" Jun Buwei's thin lips curved into a smile. "I finally abdicated

, why would I go back and walk into a trap?"

Inheriting the throne from my ancestors is so boring! Isn't it much more interesting to create my own kingdom like this!

"But he..." Jun Di has already sent countless people to invite him!

"Tell them to go back!" Jun Buwei's lips still held that faint smile. "I see he's

having a great time now, isn't he? He's quite suitable for the position!"

"Your Majesty..." It seems that His Majesty really won't go back. Poor messenger, another wasted trip!

"Go quickly." Jun Buwei's calm tone held an unquestionable authority.

"Yes." Gou Le quickly withdrew.

It's a pity that the Emperor isn't going back to be the Emperor of the Celestial Empire, or perhaps it's the Emperor himself... The Emperor's

innate imperial aura is so powerful that it's hard not to feel awe!

It turns out that Zheng He, who was drowsy, was completely unconscious when Wen Shi dragged him to the eunuchs for a physical examination

.

"Gentlemen, this is the only male heir left in our Zheng family!" Wen Shi said with a forced smile, though she was extremely anxious

inside .

"Him?" One of the eunuchs looked at Zheng He, whose eyes were still wide open even in sleep, completely unaware that she was

asleep . "Why do I feel like his eyes are a little lifeless?"

"Heh..." How could he be lifeless when he's sleeping like that! Wen Shi thought to herself. "Oh, it's like this

, because I wanted to save you all the trouble, I simply castrated 'him' at home. I think 'he'

can't handle the physical strain right now, so he looks rather weak... Don't you think so?" She then

nudged the soundly sleeping Zheng He beside her.

Zheng He had no idea what Madam Wen was talking about. Still asleep, she nodded vigorously,

which led to another misunderstanding.

"So that's how it is. You've thought of everything!" The second eunuch smiled and suddenly

touched Zheng He's genitals.

No! She really had been castrated!

Madam Wen was shocked. Oh no! Her daughter had been touched inappropriately! Never mind, her

daughter

The most important thing was to get her daughter out of the Zheng family as quickly as possible—that was the key!

"How could a lowly commoner like me not sympathize with the hardships of you gentlemen?" Wen Shi was terrified, afraid of

giving herself away .

"Alright, he's the only one in your Zheng family, right?" The third eunuch grabbed Zheng He and asked, "What's his

name ?"

"Zheng He, the 'He' in 'rice'." Wen Shi made up a name on the spot.

"Good, take him in." The fourth eunuch ordered.

Great! Success! Escape from this sea of suffering! Wen Shi thanked the eunuchs with great joy, almost as if she wanted to buy

firecrackers to celebrate.

Zheng He really couldn't understand what was going on. She only knew that when she woke up, she was in the palace,

dressed in eunuch's clothes, and had become a eunuch.

Why did she become like this? She really couldn't find out the reason. Moreover, based on her years of experience in deep sleep,

it was better not to find out the ins and outs, lest she understand in the end, while everyone else was still confused and fast

asleep. "

Just kidding, if it's about sleeping, of course it's her who gets to sleep. How could she let someone else have such a good opportunity?" So, of course, she would

avoid asking questions and saying anything if possible, making the most of her time to sleep.

"Zheng He? Did you hear what I just told you?" Eunuch Number One

had been for a long time before finally finishing.

Zheng He forced a smile and replied, "I heard you clearly."

Strange, what did this eunuch say? How come she didn't hear any of it? Only the happy

sounds went into her right ear and came out of her left, leaving no trace of memory.

Anyway, she would just pretend to know everything she didn't know.

"If you know, why don't you hurry up and serve the Emperor?" Hehe, he had finally taught Zheng He, who was going to take his place,

well. Now he could retire quickly to avoid the Emperor chopping off his head.

"Oh, okay." Zheng He nodded vigorously.

Serving the Emperor, serving the Emperor... Where is the Emperor anyway? This is truly a headache…

If only I could sleep…

Ah, I'd better hurry and find the Emperor! Otherwise, before I even find him, his head will be gone, and then I won't be able to sleep at all

!

It's infuriating! It's infuriating!

I sent someone to invite that unworthy nephew Jun Buwei back to be Emperor, hoping it would

match what I had said to the eunuch earlier—that I didn't want to be Emperor anymore, and Jun Buwei would miraculously appear and return to be Emperor!

But that brat actually sent his people away again and again! Are you kidding me? I sent

people all the way to Jun Buwei

's place! Wouldn't that brat give him some face because he's his uncle?

Okay, I admit I was overthinking it. If that brat had any conscience, he wouldn't have plotted to give the throne to him

!

"What are you doing?"

Jun Di, still furious, caught a glimpse of a woman dressed as a eunuch peeking around the palace,

wondering what she was doing.

"Me?" Zheng He looked at the person in front of her, then pointed to herself, unsure whether to

tell her about her foolishness in getting lost and not being able to find the Emperor.

"Yes, it's you!" No wonder this woman didn't kneel before him; he had just been so angry that he had

taken off his dragon robe and dismissed all the eunuchs and maids. This woman probably didn't even know he was the unfortunate

Emperor !

After thinking it over, Zheng He decided to tell the person in front of her her predicament. Anyway, no one in the palace should have

slept more than her, so no one should be more lost than her.

"I need to serve the Emperor, but I don't know where he is." Zheng He's eyes were always

sparkling . "Do you know?"

"I know!" Jun Di nodded. He was the one in question; how could he not know

where ?

"Then take me there quickly!" Zheng He looked at him as if she had found a savior.

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