The Return of the Condor Heroes? The Carefree Chapter (Part 5)

Yang Guo secretly admired his mother-in-law's sharp insight, which was no less than that of Madam Gu. After his long talk with Li Yumei, he felt more relaxed and described the scene of the previous night in detail. He said, "Long'er said that when she married me, she wore a phoenix coronet and embroidered robe, and the red candles burned brightly in the bridal chamber. She would never forget it. She also wanted all her sisters to be like her. But last night, under the guidance of Yingmei, Huamei, and Miss Yuan, I made love with Long'er. Long'er could not bear it, but I still could not ejaculate. I had no choice but to ask Miss Yuan's consent, and then Chunlan and Qiuju took over."
Li Yumei let out a long "Oh" and said, "I see. Miss Long is indeed very affectionate towards these girls. As for my two maids, they are already willing to offer themselves up and do not care about these things."
"What do you mean, Mother-in-law?" Yang Guo asked, puzzled.
"These two girls sent me a message by carrier pigeon, saying they've married you, but they were vague and didn't discuss the marriage. The implication is that they're ready to offer themselves at any time, but they're afraid I'll blame them for being unfilial. How could I not know their cunning? If I knew for certain they were marrying a worthy son-in-law, how could I possibly blame them?"
"Thank you for your kindness, Mother-in-law. I will cherish them dearly."
"That's enough for me. I'm very happy." Li Yumei smiled and added, "If it's convenient tonight, I'll hold the wedding at my senior sister's house. Otherwise, they might be distracted by your presence every day, which wouldn't be good."
Yang Guo exclaimed, "Mother-in-law..."
"There's no better time than today. Don't you like it?"
Yang Guo was speechless and could only thank her.
Li Yumei was in a good mood. She took off her headscarf, revealing a head of long, black hair. She tied it up with both hands, then took out a silk scarf and tied it into a ponytail at the back of her head, quite similar to Yuan Mingming's outfit today, but seemingly more dashing.
She said somewhat shyly, "My dear son-in-law, what do you think of my appearance?"
Yang Guo was taken aback and stammered, "Mother-in-law, your beauty is like a fairy, and your temperament and charm are incomparable."
Li Yumei giggled, "I think you mean it sincerely. I'm very happy to hear that." Because she was dressed in men's clothing, her chest was deliberately flattened, which made her uncomfortable after sitting for a while. She unbuttoned a few buttons, and her breasts swelled up. After taking a few deep breaths, she sighed softly, saying with a hint of resentment, "My dear son-in-law, we..." "The bedroom arts of our Hundred Flowers Palace are unparalleled. Whether it's the successive generations of Hundred Flowers Palace members or the current leaders, all who marry are deeply in love and live happily ever after. Although I am the mistress of the Hundred Flowers Palace, I was only married to my late husband for a little over ten years. He died of a terminal illness, and I was heartbroken
. I wanted to follow him in death, but I gave up the idea because of my two young daughters. In recent years, I have been deeply depressed and have never left the palace." Yang Guo listened to her self-pity without daring to reply, simply listening quietly.
"Now that my two daughters have found good homes, my wish has been fulfilled. Alas..." Li Yumei gazed at the horizon outside the door, and suddenly tears streamed down her face.
Yang Guo's heart pounded, and his palms sweated, fearing she might suddenly do something unpredictable.
Li Yumei stood there for a moment, tears streaming down her face, before slowly regaining her senses. She wiped her tears with her sleeve and saw Yang Guo staring intently at her, a blush rising to her cheeks.
She smiled slightly and said, "My dear son-in-law, don't worry. I'm not old enough to be reckless, but..." She sighed again. "
Please, Mother-in-law, put your mind at ease. I was deeply entangled in the grudges of the martial world, and my heart was never at peace. But now that those grudges are settled, I've decided to withdraw from the martial world. My heart is at peace, my youthful vigor has vanished, and my martial arts have become even more refined. Right now, I'm traveling the world with Long'er and my sisters, making the most of this life. If you'd like, Mother-in-law, you can join me."
Li Yumei smiled and said, "Thank you for your kindness, my dear son-in-law. My two maids also expressed the same idea in their letters. You have so many wives, and you spend every night with them. What kind of decorum would it be if I followed you?"
Yang Guo blushed deeply and was speechless for a moment.
Li Yumei continued, "The girl wants me to teach you the art of limb regeneration. For others, limb regeneration is as difficult as ascending to heaven, but it shouldn't be difficult for you. If we hold your wedding here tonight, I will not only teach you bedroom arts, but also this art."
Yang Guo, hearing Li Yumei's words, which seemed to imply that she would teach him in the bridal chamber, was greatly surprised and asked in astonishment, "Mother-in-law, you want to...?"
"What? Are you still shy? Didn't I teach these two girls their bedroom arts? They just haven't had any real practice with men. But this kind of training is like scratching an itch through a boot. They only remember some formulas and tips, and they still need to verify and understand them in the future. Their achievements are limited. When you two are intimate, I will give you on the spot, and you can quickly master it." Li Yumei continued, "These two girls only know the bedroom arts for women, but they don't know the ones for men. The bedroom arts for men are the real and wonderful skills. I will teach you the techniques of replenishing essence and returning to the origin. Although it won't help your current internal strength much, it will definitely keep you young forever."
Yang Guo was very happy. He then heard Li Yumei say, "My dear son-in-law, the way to control women lies in desire. If you have no desire in your heart, you will definitely not be able to control women. With your martial arts, it will not be difficult for you to force yourself to get an erection, but there will be no pleasure to speak of during intimate moments."
“Mother-in-law is absolutely right. After I reunited with Long’er, I was so infatuated with her that I dared not violate her. This… I couldn’t lift myself up. Although I used my inner strength to support myself, I felt nothing. Long’er also felt pain.”
“Yes, that’s one thing. Another thing is that although you now have six beautiful wives, men are often fickle and prone to getting tired of the old. It’s human nature, and you can’t force it. In the future, you will gradually lose interest in them, that is, you will no longer have any desire for them. So, you will be in the same situation as the first one.”
Yang Guo was stunned. He hadn’t thought of this. However, what Li Yumei said made sense. He looked at Li Yumei with surprise.
"The art of the bedroom that I will teach you is to preserve your desires so that you and your husband can be loving and affectionate every day. This is the true meaning of eternal youth."
Yang Guo was overjoyed and said, "Thank you, Mother-in-law."
"You are lucky to have married my daughter. Although the world is vast, there is probably no mother-in-law like me. Although this Miss Yuan has also learned the art of the bedroom, that is only the art of vying for favor in the imperial palace. Compared with our Hundred Flowers Palace, it is worlds apart," Li Yumei said proudly.
Yang Guo thought to himself that what Li Yumei said was not just boasting.
Li Yumei continued, "My dear son-in-law, I feel a strong affinity for you. Perhaps it's what people mean when they say a mother-in-law's love for her son-in-law grows stronger with each passing year! Tonight, in this bridal chamber, you can deflower the two maids and Miss Yuan. I will teach you how to replenish your virginity. Replenishing their virginity will greatly benefit you without harming them. You only need to transfer a little of their yang essence, which will also greatly benefit them. This is called mutual replenishment. You will use the energy obtained from this replenishment to flow into the meridians of your right arm, and with the aid of the regeneration technique, your right arm should be able to regenerate within a year. Last night, when you deflowered Chunlan and Qiuju, I wasn't present, which was quite... "What a pity!"
Yang Guo was overjoyed and said, "I already have no regrets about this severed arm, but if it could be regenerated, that would be even better, especially if it could be regenerated within a year. That would far exceed my expectations."
Li Yumei gave him a deep look and sighed, "My dear son-in-law, you are truly kind-hearted. If I had said these words to a person with impure intentions, he would surely have tried to take more virgins, but you are already satisfied."
Yang Guo exclaimed in surprise, "I would never dare to do that! I already feel guilty towards Yingmei and Huamei after marrying them. How could I have such wicked thoughts?"
Li Yumei said, "My dear son-in-law, there's no need for you to feel guilty. This is their good fortune. If they find a suitable woman in the future, it's fine for them to marry again. My two maids aren't jealous, and neither should the other girls. As long as you can meet their needs, having more wives is beneficial and harmless." She then taught Yang Guo the secret technique of limb regeneration and the techniques of replenishing essence and restoring vitality. Other techniques would require clinical instruction. She then discussed with Yang Guo the events of the previous night with Xiaolongnu, Chunlan, and Qiuju, pointing out his shortcomings and saying, "Miss Xiaolongnu has practiced the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra since childhood. Although I don't understand this skill, the basic principle is that the practitioner's heart must be as still as water, untouched by lust. Once aroused, she will easily ejaculate, even excessively, which will damage her cultivation. You can use the method of replenishing her essence that I just taught you. After she ejaculates, replenish her essence with it, which will surely replenish her losses. After several times, she will be able to control herself, and then she can fully enjoy the pleasures of love without any future problems."
Yang Guo was overjoyed. He had been worried about Xiaolongnu's health, but now he was relieved.
They talked for more than an hour, until nearly noon. The people busy in the kitchen guessed that Li Yumei was teaching Yang Guo the method of limb regeneration, so none of them dared to disturb them.
After Li Yumei finished teaching the various secret techniques, she rose and took off her long robe and men's clothing. Underneath, she wore a tight-fitting white outfit that accentuated her curves. She didn't have the bloated appearance of a middle-aged woman; instead, she looked like a naive young girl. She stood prettily in front of Yang Guo, puffed out her chest, and swayed her waist, whispering, "Look at my figure, doesn't it resemble your mother-in-law?"
Yang Guo blushed and said, "Mother-in-law, you are naturally beautiful..."
Li Yumei whispered again, "Wouldn't you be tempted if you saw me?"
Yang Guo was even more embarrassed. Li Yumei giggled and said, "Just kidding! Come on, let's go outside and spar some more. I haven't fought anyone in a long time, and my hands are itching. Your martial arts are so powerful; I can't wait to exchange a few hundred rounds with you. I'm going to go all out. You have to beat me until I feel completely satisfied, otherwise, I might seduce you tonight and make these girls jealous."
Seeing that his mother-in-law seemed both serious and joking, Yang Guo didn't dare to be careless and had no choice but to follow her out of the hall.
As soon as Li Yumei saw Yang Guo emerge from the hall, she immediately launched her attack. Her palm shadows were continuous, and her energy spread in all directions, sending fallen leaves flying to both sides. Yang Guo responded with his Falling Petal Palm. Li Yumei's martial arts were indeed remarkable, roughly on par with Huang Rong. At first, Yang Guo only used 30% of his strength, but gradually increased it to 50%. As a result, the energy surged throughout the courtyard, and everyone inside the house rushed out to watch. Yang Guo, who hadn't stretched his muscles in a long time, was now intrigued and displayed his Falling Petal Palm to its fullest extent. In the blink of an eye, more than a hundred moves had passed. Li Yumei exclaimed, "What excellent palm technique!" With that, she changed her movements, transforming into the expansive and graceful Fairy Scattering Flowers technique. Her palm shadows danced and her figure tumbled, tightly enveloping Yang Guo in palm and figure shadows. But no matter how she tried to get closer, she could never get within three feet of Yang Guo.
Li Yumei's "Fairy Scattering Flowers" technique involved a wide range of movements, consuming a great deal of energy, but that was also her intention. Although she was slightly out of breath, she laughed continuously, appearing very happy, truly giving it her all.
Suddenly, Yang Guo also changed his technique, breaking through the shadows and palm strikes enveloped by Li Yumei, and countered with his own large-scale movements. Now, the two figures flew across the courtyard, a truly beautiful sight. When their fingers and palms clashed, a loud explosion rang out, and Zhao Ying, Zhao Hua, and the other women couldn't help but clap and cheer loudly.
Yang Guo rarely used large movements in combat, usually relying on swordsmanship and internal energy to win. This time, his exchange with his mother-in-law was originally intended to please her and win her favor. His lightness skill was unparalleled in the world, and this deliberate display dazzled the onlookers. Li Yumei, forgetting her fatigue, channeled her internal energy and launched a full-scale attack.
Suddenly, a tsunami-like roar seemed to come from all directions, growing louder and louder. Li Yumei was startled, feeling the overwhelming force of the roar, yet she didn't feel any increased pressure. She knew Yang Guo was just cheering her on, not targeting her. However, she had no idea how the tsunami sound was generated, and simply continued her attacks.
Although Li Yumei didn't feel any increased pressure, the situation around her was completely different. The vast courtyard was shrouded in mist, and the tsunami roared like muffled thunder, awe-inspiring. The onlookers were horrified, feeling that this was no longer martial arts, but rather magic.
Suddenly, the fog dissipated and the thunder ceased, revealing a clear sky. Yang Guo bowed and said, "Mother-in-law, your skill is unparalleled. No one can match your 'Fairy Scattering Flowers' technique."
Li Yumei stopped, her face glistening with sweat, but her eyes sparkled with joy. She said, "My dear son-in-law's martial arts are truly extraordinary. I never imagined someone could reach such a level."
Gu Qi and the old lady exclaimed, "Young Master Yang has truly broadened our horizons. We were like frogs in a well before. Fortunately, we withdrew from the martial world early and didn't try to compete with others." "I'd be better off fighting, otherwise these old bones of mine would have been long gone."
Yang Guo quickly said modestly, "Senior is too modest. I was just sparring with my mother-in-law to stretch my muscles."
Zhao Hua ran over happily and took Li Yumei's hand, saying, "Mother, Young Master Yang's martial arts are really amazing!"
Li Yumei pointed a finger at her forehead and said with a laugh, "You know that's good. If you ever anger him, he can take your life with just a little finger."
Zhao Hua stuck out her tongue and said, "He wouldn't dare!"
Everyone laughed.
Madam Gu hurriedly told Li Yumei to go in and change her clothes and wash up, preparing for dinner.
Everyone was already seated in the dining hall waiting. They saw that Li Yumei, accompanied by Yanfang, had changed into women's clothing, which seemed to be Lü Yanfang's clothes. They fit her well, and the two looked like sisters, but Li Yumei was more charming. Everyone stood up to greet her. Li Yumei sat in the head seat, with Gu Qi and his wife sitting opposite her in the main seats.
Just as they finished their first cup of wine, they heard someone rushing towards them from outside the bamboo grove, shouting, "Hero Yang! Hero Yang! I've missed you so much!"
Gu Qi knew immediately that his son had arrived, and he was overjoyed. Lü Yanfang rushed out of the hall to greet him.
A burly man with leopard-like eyes and a bushy beard was already approaching the courtyard. Upon seeing his wife, he shouted, "Yanfang, is Hero Yang here?"
Lü Yanfang replied loudly, "He's having dinner in the inner hall!" Before she could finish speaking, Gu Sen had already rushed into the hall. He saw Yang Guo rising to greet him and immediately knelt down, saying, "Hero Yang, how are you? I've missed you so much!" Yang Guo hurriedly pulled him up, saying loudly,
"
Chief Gu, you're making me feel so bad! Please rise quickly. There's also Palace Mistress Li of the Hundred Flowers Palace here; she's my mother-in-law, and you could say she's your mother-in-law too!"
Gu Sen was taken aback. He looked up and saw a beautiful young woman sitting in the host's seat, smiling at him. She looked younger than him, but trusting Yang Guo wouldn't joke with him, he immediately stepped forward, knelt down, and said, "Your son-in-law greets Palace Mistress, Mother-in-law."
Li Yumei... He was overjoyed and smiled at the old lady Lin Yuxiu, saying, "Senior sister, I am truly happy today. I have gained two sons-in-law in one day, both of them heroes. My nephew Gu is handsome and outstanding, truly worthy of being the leader of a gang."
Lü Yanfang was originally one of the Hundred Flowers of the Hundred Flowers Palace. All the Hundred Flowers were orphans. Although she was not Li Yumei's disciple, Li Yumei was the head of the Hundred Flowers Palace, which was equivalent to the head of her maternal family. Therefore, it was not an exaggeration for Yang Guo to call Li Yumei Gu Sen's mother-in-law.
The old lady, Lin Yuxiu, was overjoyed and chuckled, "Junior Sister, you'll have to discipline him more."
Li Yuxiu smiled and said, "I wouldn't dare discipline him. Such a fine young man, loved by everyone, Yanfang is truly blessed."
Lü Yanfang, who was already serving behind Li Yumei, said sweetly, "Thank you, Palace Master."
Li Yumei hummed in agreement and carefully examined Gu Sen. Gu Sen felt uncomfortable under her gaze, but as her elder, he dared not leave without her permission and could only stand there blankly. Li Yumei looked at him for a while and said, "Nephew, please extend your right hand so I can see it."
Gu Sen, bewildered, could only extend his right hand to her. Li Yumei placed three fingers on his right pulse, her eyes slightly closed, seemingly pondering something. Suddenly, Gu Sen felt a surge of heat emanating from Li Yumei's three fingers, rushing straight to his internal organs, then flowing down the Ren meridian to his dantian and perineum, pausing briefly at the perineum before turning back and ascending along the Du meridian. This stream of true energy circulated throughout his body, leaving Gu Sen feeling extremely comfortable and responsive. He realized that his young mother-in-law was performing a ritual on him, but he didn't know why.
Li Yumei withdrew her fingers, nodded slightly, and had already made up her mind. Turning to Lin Yuxiu, she said, "Senior Sister, what you just said, I guarantee you'll have a chubby grandson to hold by this time next year."
Upon hearing this, Gu Qi and Lin Yuxiu both jumped up from their chairs. Gu Qi stammered, "Palace Master…!
"
Lin Yuxiu exclaimed, "Junior Sister…" Both were extremely excited.
Li Yumei waved her hand slightly, signaling Gu Sen to step back. She straightened her posture and said solemnly, "Senior Sister, Senior Brother-in-law, I know you are worried about our nephew's internal injuries. I have just carefully examined his meridian injuries, and they are indeed serious. I think you have tried many times to open up the blocked Jing Suo acupoints, but firstly, these Jing Suo acupoints have been blocked for many years and have become disordered, which you may not be aware of, thus making your efforts futile; secondly, your internal energy is insufficient to forcibly open them, and I also lack the ability to do so." "We have no power, but with Young Master Yang here today, you can rest easy."
The Gu Qi couple had always regretted this matter, thinking it meant the end of their lineage and a disservice to their ancestors. Hearing Li Yumei's confident words, they knew she was telling the truth. Trembling, they exchanged a glance and bowed before Li Yumei. Gu Sen and Lü Yanfang knelt behind them. Gu Qi said in a trembling voice, "Palace Master, you are the benefactor of our Gu family. You must accept this bow."
Li Yumei rose and returned the bow, helping the tearful Lin Yuxiu to her feet. She gently comforted her, "Senior Sister, we are like sisters. During my apprenticeship, I have always been grateful for your kindness. Today, we are fortunate to meet again, and it is fate that I can offer you this small token of my appreciation. You must not be so polite; I cannot accept such a gesture."
Lin Yuxiu rose, wiping away her tears, and smiled through her sobs, saying, "You still remember those days? How carefree and happy we were back then !" Gu Qi also stood up and turned to Yang Guo, saying, "
I must trouble you again, young master. You are truly a benefactor of the Gu family. I cannot express my gratitude
enough. I offer you this cup of wine as a token of my respect." Yang Guo raised his cup and repeatedly said he dared not accept such praise, adding, "I will do
my utmost to obey my mother-in-law's orders." Gu Sen greeted Yang Guo again, looking at him with surprise, "Great Hero Yang, you... you seem like a completely different person! ... If I were to meet you on the road, I would never recognize you. You look like a young scholar now!
"
Yang Guo laughed heartily and happily introduced him to Xiaolongnu and the other women, saying, "Brother, have you met these ladies?"
Gu Sen, who hadn't noticed anyone else since entering, felt embarrassed upon hearing Yang Guo's words and stammered, "Brother, I apologize for my rudeness. I greet all my sisters-in-law." He then bowed repeatedly.
All the women rose to return the greeting. Gu Sen, upon learning that the stunning beauty beside Yang Guo was actually Xiaolongnü, couldn't help but exclaim, "Yanfang, Yanfang, Sister-in-law Yang, Xiaolongnü is here! Come and greet her quickly!"
Lü Yanfang beamed, smiling as she came over and took his hand, saying, "Husband, I've already paid my respects." Having heard Li Yumei's words, she knew she was likely to have a child, and her worried expression vanished. She introduced Gu Sen to Yuan Mingming, Chunlan, Qiuju, and the Zhao sisters on behalf of Yang Guo, giving each a brief introduction. Gu Sen was extremely respectful to everyone, undoubtedly for Yang Guo's sake; otherwise, a rough-around-the-edges man like him rarely had the patience to greet women.
The meal resumed, with Gu Sen sitting beside his father. His magnanimity far surpassed his father's, and his drinking capacity was excellent, quickly enlivening the atmosphere at the table.
Although this house is a traditional courtyard house, usually only Gu Qi and his wife live there, with their three wives taking turns to serve them. However, it has many rooms, a spacious hall, and all kinds of food. Gu Sen sometimes brings important brothers from the gang to gather for meetings. Although the lunch just now was prepared on short notice, the dishes on the table are plentiful, and the wine on the table is all pure white wine. Apart from Xiaolongnu, all the women have a good capacity for alcohol.
As fate would have it, a few days ago, Gu Sen, having nothing to do in the gang, thought of his parents and wife at home. So he took three of the gang's most capable leaders and rode lightly along the Jingluo Avenue towards his hometown. Just as they passed the Luzhou market, a gang member sent there arrived on horseback, saying that the gang leader's first wife had sent a message by carrier pigeon. Gu Sen was startled, thinking something serious had happened. But when he opened the sealed bamboo tube with sealing wax, he learned that it was from Yang Guo, the Condor Hero, who was at his home. His father had specifically instructed him to go alone. Gu Sen was overjoyed and hurriedly told the three leaders to wait at the Luzhou market while he rode ahead at full speed.
Li Yumei, sitting at the head of the table, looked around with considerable pride. She had just exchanged hundreds of blows with Yang Guo and felt an unprecedented sense of comfort. After drinking several cups of strong liquor, a blush had crept onto her usually wrinkle-free face. She raised her cup to the Gu Qi couple and said, "Senior Sister, Senior Brother-in-law, I have a favor to ask."
Everyone stopped drinking. Lin Yuxiu smiled and said, "Junior Sister, you're too kind. Whatever you need, I will obey."
"Then thank you in advance," Li Yumei said, then turned to Xiaolongnu and said, "Miss Long, I have something to discuss with you."
Xiaolongnu was taken aback, then straightened up and said, "I will obey your orders, Senior."
Li Yumei said, "Good! I am grateful for your care. My daughter, along with Miss Yuan, Chunlan, and Qiuju, married Young Master Yang. I intend to hold their wedding here tonight. What do you think?"
The women were both surprised and delighted. The Zhao sisters were so shy they couldn't lift their heads, but they couldn't contain their boundless joy, their beautiful eyes stealing glances at Yang Guo.
Little Dragon Girl was overjoyed and said sweetly, "Senior, this is wonderful! I was just worried about how to arrange their wedding. With you presiding,
it's truly a blessing." The two generations of the Gu family were overjoyed to hear that Yang Guo was going to hold his wedding here. Gu Sen stood up and exclaimed, "Hero Yang, this is truly an honor for our Gu family! We'll take care of the entire wedding!"
"Nephew Gu, please sit down. I have something else to say," Li Yumei said.
Gu Sen couldn't hide his joy and respectfully replied, "Yes."
Li Yumei said, "Since that's the case, it's decided then. But I know that Young Master Yang has decided to retire from the martial world, so this marriage shouldn't be publicized. I'll trouble you, brother-in-law, to take these brides to the nearby Luzhou market to buy dowries. Baihua Palace has plenty of gold and silver treasures, so you don't need to save money for me. Just buy them
whatever they like. You can treat Miss Yuan, Chunlan, and Qiuju as my daughters." Yuan Mingming gracefully stood up, walked to Li Yumei, knelt down, and choked out, "Thank you, senior. My mother passed away, and my father was killed by a treacherous official. If you don't mind, senior..." As she spoke, Chunlan and Qiuju also knelt down behind her and kowtowed.
Li Yumei laughed heartily, "Miss Yuan, do you want to acknowledge me as your mother? I was thinking the same thing, but you are the daughter of a military family and a concubine of the emperor, I really don't dare to accept it."
Zhao Ying and Zhao Hua rushed over to Li Yumei's side, each grabbing one of her hands and shaking it, pleading, "Mother, please say yes! Sister Yuan, Chunlan, and Qiuju are so good to us, we're already like sisters, please say yes!"
Li Yumei laughed and scolded, "You two shameless girls, you're about to become brides, and you're still acting like this!" The two girls were very happy and proud, their faces flushed, still clinging on.
Yuan Mingming, Chunlan, and Qiuju, seizing the opportunity, respectfully kowtowed three times, saying, "Your Majesty, we, your daughters Mingming, Chunlan, and Qiuju, pay our respects."
Li Yumei smiled broadly, helping them up one by one, holding them in her arms, looking them over affectionately, and everyone else stepped forward to offer their congratulations.
After a lively discussion, everyone sat down again, and the women exchanged greetings once more, all in high spirits.
Li Yumei then discussed with Xiaolongnu that they should retrieve the horses from Yanhui Temple, go to the Luzhou market, check out of their rooms at Yuelai Inn, retrieve their belongings and carriage, and then have Gu Qi accompany them to purchase necessary items. Gu Sen, Lü Yanfang, and the old lady all offered to go, but Li Yumei refused. Gu Sen had no choice but to say to Gu Qi, "Father, I have three brothers waiting at the Luzhou market. You can instruct them to help with the arrangements."
Li Yumei continued, "There's a wedding tonight, and we should have a proper banquet to celebrate and even have some fun in the bridal chamber. But firstly, lunch was good enough, and secondly, there's no time for a proper feast tonight. Brother-in-law, why don't you bring a table of food from Yuelai Inn?"
Gu Qi laughed, "Palace Master, your idea is very thoughtful, but it would be too disrespectful of me."
Li Yumei said, "No, we all have important matters to attend to, and we can't ask the brides to cook again. This is perfect."
Gu Qi had no choice but to nod in agreement.
Since there was no need to prepare a wedding banquet that evening, there was much more time, and everyone drank several cups of wine. Even Xiaolongnu's face was flushed.
Li Yumei was in charge of everything today, and everyone respected her. She drank three cups with Gu Sen and his wife, Lü Yanfang. Gu Sen was already slurring his words, and Lü Yanfang's face was as red as a cloth, but they were both in high spirits, downing their drinks without hesitation. Li Yumei then asked them to drink three more cups, which they also downed without a second thought.
Li Yumei said to Gu Qi and Xiaolongnu, "I'll trouble you, brother-in-law and Miss Long, to take everyone shopping. Pick out a lot, and come back this evening."
The women happily got up to take their leave and followed Gu Qi out, their voices sweet and excited.
Only Yang Guo, Lin Yuxiu, Li Yumei, and Gu Sen and his wife remained in the hall. After everyone left, Li Yumei said to Lü Yanfang, "Yanfang, you and your husband go in to bathe and wash your hands. Your husband's lower abdomen should be immersed in hot water for at least the time it takes for an incense stick to burn. You must keep changing the water for him and make sure it doesn't cool down. I'll be back shortly."
Everyone knew that she was going to perform a ritual on Gu Sen. It turned out that her insistence on them drinking alcohol earlier had a deeper meaning. Lü Yanfang immediately helped Gu Sen into the inner room and added more hot water to the large pot.
Lin Yuxiu said gratefully, "Junior sister, thank you so much."
Li Yumei smiled and looked at her, saying, "Senior sister, your skills have indeed improved greatly over the years, but you haven't taken good care of yourself. Look at your current appearance; you don't look like someone from our Hundred Flowers Palace."
Lin Yuxiu was not offended by her junior sister's criticism, but said with shame, "Junior sister is right. In order to heal my child's injuries, I focused on practicing internal energy, but I neglected the skills of the Hundred Flowers Palace. In the past ten years, your brother-in-law and I seem to have aged thirty years in an instant. I have truly let down our sect."
Li Yumei said with emotion, "This is the nature of mother and child, so you can't blame yourself, but you have also harmed your brother-in-law."
Lin Yuxiu lowered her head and remained silent. She was only a few months older than Li Yumei, but Li Yumei was radiant and youthful, looking like she was in her thirties, with a charm that surpassed that of a young girl, while Lin Yuxiu was gray-haired and wrinkled, looking like a seventy-year-old woman. They were simply incomparable, no wonder she was so moved.
Li Yumei said to Yang Guo, who was sitting silently to the side, "My dear son-in-law, you can drink a few more cups here. We'll need your help later. My senior sister and I have something to discuss in the inner room."
Yang Guo respectfully agreed, and Li Yumei and Lin Yuxiu went into the inner room hand in hand.
Lin Yuxiu led Li Yumei to her bedroom. Li Yumei closed the door and said, "Senior sister, take off all your clothes."
Lin Yuxiu was very surprised, but she knew that this junior sister must have a deeper meaning, so she dared not ask and could only take off her inner and outer clothes and her underskirt.
She saw that her figure was still quite good, but her breasts had sagged and looked shrunken. Her waist was also a little thicker, and half of the pubic hair on her lower abdomen was white. Her labia were dark and turned outward. Li Yumei looked at her back and saw that her buttocks were sagged even more, and her thighs had a lot of excess fat. When she touched her wrist, she found that she had already stopped urinating. Li Yumei sighed and said, "It's truly a pity for you, Senior Sister. You're willing to make such a sacrifice for your children. I deeply respect you."
Lin Yuxiu burst into tears upon hearing this and choked out, "Junior Sister, I did it willingly. It's not a sacrifice at all. Your brother-in-law has treated me very well. It's only right that I do my best for the Gu family. Besides..." As she spoke, tears streamed down her face.
"Senior Sister, please don't worry. I haven't left the palace for twenty years, devoting all my energy to the secret techniques of the Hundred Flowers Palace. I'm confident I've gained some insights. I'm also most concerned about this rejuvenation technique; otherwise, I could never have maintained such an appearance. You should try this method of circulating true qi first, and then I'll prescribe a formula, supplemented with spiritual medicine. I believe that within three years, Senior Sister can restore me to my current state."
Lin Yuxiu asked in a trembling voice, "Junior Sister, is this true?"
Li Yumei said confidently, "How could I joke with Senior Sister if I wasn't sure!" She continued, "It's not enough for just you to regain your youth; it's also good for Senior Sister's husband to be like you. You can teach Senior Sister's husband the method of circulating true qi that I taught you. I'll prescribe a male formula, and you can both regain your youth simultaneously. After a year, once your 'water' is restored, you can enjoy the pleasures of love again. As long as you're not jealous, you can even find him a concubine."
Lin Yuxiu could truly say she had received a stroke of good fortune. Overwhelmed with joy at finding such a treasure, Lin Yuxiu could hardly believe her ears. She embraced Li Yumei, sobbing, "Junior Sister, I don't know how to thank you enough."
Li Yumei giggled, "When you two consummate your marriage, just invite me to witness the ceremony."
Lin Yuxiu seemed to instantly regain her girlish charm, blushing, and said, "Junior Sister, you don't mind at all; I would be more than happy to oblige."
Li Yumei and Lin Yuxiu then sat cross-legged on the bed. Li Yumei placed her palms on Lin Yuxiu's acupoints on her back and slowly channeled her inner energy, saying, "Senior Sister, remember the pathways of my inner energy, and then guide them with your own. Remember to keep your mind focused when the energy flows below the dantian, through the perineum, and at the yin gate; do not deviate even for a moment."
Lin Yuxiu nodded in understanding. The two then united their energy, and in less than the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, they had circulated the energy twice. Lin Yuxiu felt a tingling, refreshing sensation throughout her body, an indescribable languid feeling. She dared not be distracted, and after two cycles, she had memorized the path of the inner energy.
Li Yumei got out of bed, straightened her clothes, and asked, "How do you feel, Senior Sister?"
Lin Yuxiu replied, "I feel languid all over, but my meridians are clear, especially that area where I feel the signs of menstruation."
Li Yumei said, "That's it. From now on, practice this method once each at midnight and noon, and take your medicine on time. I believe you'll see great results in a month. After a year, I wish you and your husband a long and happy marriage. After three years, Senior Sister, your yin and yang will be in perfect harmony, making you look much younger than I do now."
Lin Yuxiu had no more doubts and felt as if she had been given a new life. As she put her clothes back on, she kept thanking her.
Li Yumei then wrote down the names of both the man and woman on the table and gave them to Lin Yuxiu before leaving the room together. She first went to the dining room to greet Yang Guo, and then they went to the bedroom of Gu Sen and his wife. Gu Sen was still soaking in the wooden tub, the steam filling the air, while Lü Yanfang kept scooping and pouring water beside him.
Li Yumei glanced at Gu Sen's smooth, dark-skinned body. He was clearly a strong man with solid muscles. She said to Lü Yanfang, "Dry him out and have him lie down on the bed. I need to examine his injuries first."
Gu Sen got up, and Lü Yanfang immediately helped him dry. Li Yumei then instructed Gu Sen to spread his legs and let them dangle over the edge of the bed. She also told Lü Yanfang to place two pillows under his buttocks, making his genitals protrude high. Gu Sen felt embarrassed, looking at his mother and then at his wife, his face flushed. Although Lü Yanfang was a disciple of the Hundred Flowers Palace, she had never done this in her bedroom since marriage. She found it very exciting and couldn't help but feel aroused.
Li Yumei teased, "You're still a young man, aren't you? Still shy!" As she spoke, she reached out her slender hand and weighed Gu Sen's scrotum. Despite soaking in hot water for so long and drinking so much wine to stimulate his blood circulation, it was still hard and swollen. She said, "You're full of energy!" She squeezed it slightly, and Gu Sen's brows furrowed, clearly in some pain. Li Yumei then pulled up his penis and examined it closely. Gu Sen felt incredibly comfortable with Li Yumei holding it, but he was also terrified and it shrank even further. Li Yumei then gently kneaded the area where the penis and scrotum met, and Gu Sen's brows furrowed even deeper.
Li Yumei said, "This is it!" She sat down on a chair in the room and asked Gu Sen to get up and come closer. She carefully taught him the method of circulating true qi to open the seminal vesicles and instructed him to wait a moment when he was about to ejaculate, and then, with the help of external true qi, to burst out in one go, along with the yang essence. This would open up the long-closed seminal vesicle meridians, allowing the essence to produce a child again. In less than a month, the woman could become pregnant.
Gu Sen was both surprised and delighted, but he didn't understand how his mother-in-law wanted him to ejaculate. While pondering this, he suddenly heard Li Yumei call Lü Yanfang over again. She said, "Yanfang, get your husband aroused. Let's see if you've forgotten your Hundred Flowers Palace skills!"
Lü Yanfang was slightly startled, but having been trained in the Hundred Flowers Palace since childhood, she wasn't surprised. She slowly removed her inner and outer clothing. Once she took off her clothes, her figure was truly extraordinary. Normally, it wasn't shown because of her coarse, loose clothing, but now it was fully revealed—full breasts, a shapely bottom, and a slender waist. She was indeed a product of the Hundred Flowers Palace's training, especially since she was acting on the Palace Master's orders, deliberately displaying seductive charm. With each sway, the room was filled with spring. Sen had never seen his wife so alluring before, and he was dumbfounded. He was a rough man, and his intimacy with his wife was merely a matter of physical need. Once they were intimate, he would rush to ejaculate and finish without understanding whether his wife was satisfied or had any needs. There was no romance to speak of. Although his mother, "Jade Flute Fairy" Lin Yuxiu, was also a senior disciple of the Hundred Flowers Palace, she was only concerned with whether Gu Sen could have children and did not teach him about bedroom pleasures. Therefore, Lü Yanfang had no chance to use the secret techniques of the Hundred Flowers Palace. She had Gu Sen sit on the edge of the bed, and with just a touch of her right hand on the head of Gu Sen's penis, Gu Sen's penis, which had shrunk into a ball under his thick pubic hair, suddenly sprang out. With a little more manipulation, Gu Sen's penis became a proud and huge thing.
Li Yumei nodded slightly in approval and said, "You two should get ready. Nephew Gu, don't hold back. Ejaculate as soon as possible. Remember the method I just taught you and practice slowly. Yanfang, you should also put in some effort to make your husband ejaculate as much semen as possible."
Lü Yanfang responded sweetly and pulled Gu Sen along, so that Gu Sen was on top and she was on the bottom. Gu Sen grasped his penis and rubbed it against his wife's vulva a few times before thrusting it all the way in. He then pumped his penis tightly a few times before starting to thrust. Because they had been instructed by Li Yumei to ejaculate as quickly as possible, and as much as possible, they both relaxed and focused on achieving orgasm. Gu Sen moved vigorously, and Lü Yanfang swayed her waist and hips up and down to meet Gu Sen's movements. Her vulva tightly held his penis, never leaving it. Yang Guo, observing closely, felt that Lü Yanfang's skills were superior to Chunlan's. As he compared them, his heart began to flutter with excitement. Suddenly, Li Yumei called out,
"Young Master Yang, when your nephew Gu Sen's seminal vesicles are just opening, channel your inner energy into his kidney points, hold it there temporarily, and wait until he ejaculates. Then, push your inner energy forward, making sure to open his blocked seminal vesicles in one go. You must follow my hand gestures."
Yang Guo quickly agreed and stood beside Gu Sen, ready.
Although Gu Sen was bold and uninhibited, he always felt somewhat awkward being intimate with his wife in front of his mother and outsiders, especially since he was trying to silently circulate his inner energy according to Li Yumei's method while simultaneously trying to ejaculate, yet the more he tried, the less he could.
Seeing that her husband's thrusts hadn't yielded any response, Lü Yanfang raised her legs high, slightly contracting her abdomen to deepen her penetration. She activated the secret techniques of the Hundred Flowers Palace, causing her cervix to open and suckle. Countless tiny blood vessels bulged within her vaginal walls, tightly binding Gu Sen's penis with countless threads. She moaned softly, her cries of pleasure incessant. Gu Sen felt he had never experienced such intense pleasure since marriage. He had married three wives, but Lü Yanfang was still his favorite. However, she had never been so wanton, especially in front of strangers and elders. He was exceptionally excited, his penis swelled, and he increased the intensity of his thrusts. A moment later, he suddenly felt a strong... A sharp, tingling sensation shot through him; his seminal gate was already open. Li Yumei, with her keen eyesight, immediately flicked her right hand. Yang Guo extended his middle and index fingers, channeling his inner energy into Gu Sen's left and right kidney acupoints. Gu Sen suddenly felt a surge of heat rushing to his seminal gate, an indescribable pleasure that made him cry out in relief. His seminal gate opened wide, and Yang Guo exerted even more force, causing Gu Sen's semen to gush out, shooting directly into Lü Yanfang's vulva. Lü Yanfang, having opened her cervix through her internal energy, found her vulva incredibly sensitive. The sudden surge of hot semen made her feel hot all over, her body trembling and moaning. The sounds could be heard outside; no wonder Li Yumei had told Gu Qi and Xiaolongnu to wait until evening to return.
Gu Sen lay on top of Lü Yanfang, convulsing, having ejaculated for a full quarter of an hour, leaving Lü Yanfang's lower body soaked.
The general understanding is that a man should not ejaculate too much at once to avoid harming his health. However, Gu Sen's condition was different. His spermatic cord had been blocked for many years. Although he could produce semen, he could not father children. This time, Li Yumei first had Gu Sen drink a lot of strong liquor, and then had him soak his lower body in hot water to relax his spermatic cord meridians. Then, she instructed him to concentrate his essence and, using Yang Guo's unparalleled internal strength, forced him to ejaculate wildly during his ejaculation. This combined internal and external attack opened up the blocked meridians in one fell swoop. With the addition of Lü Yanfang's Hundred Flowers Palace bedroom techniques, the operation was finally successful.
Lin Yuxiu lovingly wiped the sweat off her son and daughter-in-law, murmuring words of gratitude to Li Yumei and Yang Guo.
After the two had rested for a while, Li Yumei asked Gu Sen to turn over and lie on his back. She carefully examined his scrotum and saw that it had shrunk back, now tightly pressed against his two large kidneys. Li Yumei gently lifted it with her hand, her face beaming with joy, and said to Lin Yuxiu happily, "Senior Sister, the mission is accomplished! Young Master Yang has truly made a great contribution. He used his internal energy perfectly. If he had used too much, he might have damaged his seminal vesicles. Although it wouldn't be a serious problem, he would have needed to rest for a few days. If he hadn't used enough, he might have failed completely. His internal energy is truly superb. If we hadn't missed this opportunity, Senior Sister, you would have had no grandson to hold."
Lin Yuxiu naturally thanked him profusely. Li Yumei then spoke gently to Lü Yanfang, who was still lying on the bed panting, "Yanfang, it's really been hard on you. Although your skills are a bit rusty, you haven't forgotten them. From now on, you and your husband should focus on having children!"
Lü Yanfang was weak, but couldn't hide the joy and shyness on her face. She murmured, "Thank you, Palace Master."
Li Yumei also said happily, "Why thank me? You are a disciple of my Hundred Flowers Palace. As the Palace Master, of course I have to take care of you, especially since you are my senior sister's wife."
Gu Sen was truly grateful and full of admiration for this suddenly appearing mother-in-law. He stood up, dressing as he loudly proclaimed, "Mother-in-law, I sincerely thank you for allowing my Gu family to have an heir..."
Li Yumei giggled, "You're the leader of a gang, yet you speak so dishonestly. So, your kowtow to me just now wasn't sincere?"
Gu Sen was in high spirits, his face beaming with joy. He had been deeply regretful for not being able to have children. As the gang leader, he felt ashamed in front of others. Now, with the prospect of having a son and the discovery that his first wife was so lovely, all these joys were thanks to his mother-in-law. How could he not be sincerely grateful? Hearing Li Yumei teasing him, his dark face flushed crimson. He wasn't good with words, so how could he argue with his mother-in-law? He knelt down and kowtowed three more times.
Li Yumei laughed incessantly, appearing extremely pleased. She said to Gu Sen, "Good son-in-law, I'm so grateful to you. You and your husband should be affectionate a little longer. Yanfang, remember to use our seductive arts often. Don't let your husband be lazy in bed. He has three wives, so at least two of them should be with him at the same time. This will be beneficial for both of you. You mustn't be jealous. Senior sister, Young Master Yang, let's go out!"

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