Dafu Baihufu

On this day, the weather was clear and cloudless. Although it was late autumn, the sun seemed to have no calendar, still strutting arrogantly and leisurely through the bustling city, singing as if no one else was around. "The sun shines brightly, and the young woman smiles at me, saying, 'Good morning, good morning, good morning!' Why didn't you bring me here? I said no, my body can't take it. Thirty wolves, forty tigers, I still want to live a few more years, hehehehe." Three wicked laughs, three parts humor and seven parts lewdness. As a busy working man, the burden of making a living every day always prevented Chaofan from being too reckless. After all, this was the real world, and once you die, you can't be resurrected with full health. But his longing for the young woman had been deeply rooted in his heart since childhood. He had been familiar with "Jin Ping Mei" since he was a child. The graceful figure of Jinlian would entangle him with her in his dreams every night. The next day when he woke up, he looked down and sighed. I just changed my underwear last night, and I guess I'll have to change it again. Nothing much to do today, busy with work. I'll go to that little tavern for a drink, then go home for a nice night's sleep. Thinking this, Chaofan's lips curled into a silent smile. "Hey customer, want some drinks? Bring me your strongest beer! Half a bottle! I'm going to drink myself into oblivion tonight!" Alright! (Another idiot, why is he drinking like this?) One sip, and it's so refreshing! Such a delightful taste! Chaofan thought: Even if I were a prince, I wouldn't want to be one today! Two sips down, drink! The immersion is here; now he's already wearing the imperial robes!

Three... I can't drink anymore, this wine is too strong! This waiter, known for his drinking prowess, is famous throughout the land, a tough guy for miles around. What kind of wine is this? Every sip feels like a knife churning from my throat to my stomach! It's fiery hot!

This is the legendary holy grail of liquor, Urumqi! Most people can't drink more than three bottles! As the saying goes, "Three bowls and you can't cross the hill," and now, "Three bottles and you can't go home!"

Sir, you've drunk... um... You haven't even finished three sips yet, what are you pretending to be, go home, wash up, and go to sleep! Hey! You little brat, how rude! You think I'm drunk and you're bullying me? Give me your boss... (Ring, phone rings). You wait, I'll reply to your message later. Didn't you say you're a great cook? I bought fish, kidneys, and okra today, waiting for you at home. Hey~ Isn't this the young woman I added on Xiaomo the other day? Judging by this, she's going to eat me alive tonight! Three dishes, two of them are kidney tonics, tsk tsk tsk. The fortune teller said I'd have a major hurdle this year, could today be my fate?!

Wow~~ What's meant to happen will happen, and what's not meant to happen can't be invited! Looks like I'm doomed today! Fine, fine~ Someone, bring me my bill! I'll have to settle the bill and then have a three-hundred-round battle with this guy! "

Hello, the total is eighteen yuan.

" Hmm~ Don't move, I only ordered half a bottle, this is the price of a whole bottle. Besides, I've only had two and a half sips, can I return the rest? We're all working people, give me a break! "Boss, there's trouble here!"

Several burly men walked towards me. I looked closely, some had tattoos of ribbonfish, some had tattoos of mantis shrimp, good heavens! These guys used to sell seafood! Do you think I'd back down?! If I don't show my power, they'll think I'm a pushover!

I shouted! "Here's 20, keep the change!!" And those guys didn't come any closer! Scared, huh?! That's it~! After saying that, Chaofan patted his knees, got up from the ground, and stormed off, leaving his friend bewildered in the wind. What kind of idiot was this? Back at home, Chaofan quickly cooked the meal. After they ate, the young woman finished first, poured out the food, and washed the pot. "I'm going to take a shower now. You need to wash yourself before going into the bedroom. If you get dirty, I won't let you." Chaofan gritted his teeth as he washed the dishes, thinking: "This woman... she doesn't seem like a good person. Wait till I finish my work, I'll eat you alive! I'll strip you naked first, then lick your pussy! My Tiger-Taming Finger Technique is so refined, I guarantee you won't be able to stop screaming! You'll be stuck in heaven and hell!"

Without changing clothes, Chaofan walked naked from the bathroom straight to the bedroom, his penis already proudly erect, towering high! He had the heroic spirit of "I won't return until I conquer Loulan!"

Thinking to himself: "Today's wine has really emboldened this coward—no, this daredevil!"

—he saw the young woman lying face down under the covers, greedily staring at Chaofan, her eyes gleaming. Chaofan was terrified! "

Life or death! Today, even if I die from exhaustion, I, Chaofan, will be doing justice for Heaven! As Buddha said: 'If I don't go to hell, who will?' I say! 'Young woman, here I come!' He yanked back the covers and saw the woman's lower body—smooth, glistening, and full of life. This tiger is no ordinary tiger! This is a once-in-a-century tiger, a true white tiger!" Chaofan's blood surged. He thought, "Hold on, hold on! I must maintain my composure! I can't let fear scare me and make me lose my spirit!" "

What are you looking at? Come on then!"

The white tiger woman pulled Chaofan close, using a silent kissing technique that left him breathless and his heart pounding. Chaofan wasn't about to be outdone. During their lip-to-lip exchange, he suddenly stuck out his stubborn little tongue, launching a direct attack! Baihu, not to be outdone, countered with her own tongue, the two tongues entwining like mating snakes, locked

in a fierce and evenly matched battle! After three moves, Baihu had gained a slight advantage, pinning Chaofan down and pinning his hands firmly. But then, suddenly, Baihu rose, unleashing a strike from the sky! This was the legendary! The Great Tiger's Penis!!! This smooth tiger's penis aimed straight for Chaofan's mouth, pressing firmly against him before he could even speak!

Chaofan tried to block with his tongue, but this tiger's penis was utterly unreasonable, relentlessly tormenting Chaofan's tongue and lips. Even worse, it carried a weapon! A small, round clitoral orb!

Chaofan used his tongue as a weapon, battling the clitoral orb with earth-shattering force! Chaofan choked on several mouthfuls of water.

Seeing the situation was dire, being constantly pinned down wasn't a solution! The White Tiger, meanwhile, was groaning softly, seemingly exhausted and on the verge of collapse. Suddenly, Chaofan flipped over, pinning the White Tiger beneath his chest!

Haha!!! You White Tiger, you're quite formidable! If it weren't for my extensive battle experience and my daily practice of the Deep Squatting Technique to the eighth level, you might have devoured me!

There's the ancient story of Wu Song fighting the tiger! This time, I'll be Wu Song, going to Jinggang Mountain to take you, you big White Tiger!

Take this! Eat my dagger!

Hmm~ Ah~ My lord, you're quite powerful~ From this day forward, I'm yours~~ This story is true, slightly embellished; any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental.

【The End】

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