The Secret of Married Women

The weather's great today, sunny, blue skies, white clouds, and a warm breeze—perfect for shopping, or more accurately, perfect for shopping with my wife.

Go shopping!

It was her idea, and I couldn't go against it, even though I had my reservations: such a beautiful day, finding a hotel suite by the window, exercising our sphincter muscles while enjoying the bright scenery outside—how wonderful! Springtime everywhere, just thinking about it makes me warm.

Of course, I was just thinking about it; such lewd thoughts are best done, not spoken! So, how do we do it without saying anything?! Hey buddy, you've come to the right person! Let me tell you, women are hard to fathom. Isn't there a saying, "A woman's heart is like a needle at the bottom of the sea"?! In my twenty-plus years of experience with women, that's absolutely true! Let me put it this way: a professional lecher needs to be highly aware of his surroundings. A man who spends all his time trying to figure out what women are thinking will eventually become a slave to love. Only a man who stays true to himself and knows how to guide others can navigate this vibrant and rewarding path with success and widen his horizons. Wait, what did you just say? You asked how old I am?!

Pshaw, you're still young. There's a saying in the world: "

Heroes don't ask about origins, and lechers don't discriminate by age!"

If you'd like, let me demonstrate the first lesson: the basics of a professional lecher's introductory course.

This lesson is concise and to the point, the essence of my years of experience—note the "essence"! You know what I mean, it boils down to five words: —luring your prey!

What? You said six words?!

Well—I'm going to be very serious about this: a sense of humor is a very important quality for a lecher. It's just a joke, don't take it too seriously!

Hey, wait a minute!

Look!

Isn't there a fitting room at my six o'clock position?! Are there countless women's lingerie and panties hanging in front of the fitting room? Lace, frills, buy-one-get-one-free, even "steal or pay ten" deals!

Listen to my question—did I just give you a fright?!

Hehe~ My little trick, a feint, wasn't it awesome?! Don't be upset, I was just playing a trick on you to warm up!

When you look away from those countless lingerie and refocus on the fitting room door, don't you notice how handsome I am?!

Please don't vomit, the second most important quality of a pervert is confidence, commonly known as shamelessness~ I can be a pile of shit, but only if the beautiful woman inside sees me as cow dung! Not dog shit, not history, and certainly not a ambassador to Morocco. Of course, if you're an angel, that's even better!

Speaking of which, standing coolly at the fitting room door, do you think I look stupid?! How about I go in and have a fling?! Looking for some excitement? Is that what you're thinking? Is that really what you're thinking?! So, I'm going in? Really going in?

Hey! Wait, have you considered how awkward it would be if it wasn't my wife inside?

Hehe~ See? That's the difference! Let me make a phone call first. Everyone, be quiet. While I'm at it, quickly scroll your mouse up. See that red heart icon in the upper right corner of the screen? Click it, and the call should go through.

But—those of you who didn't do that!

You—have pity on your master!

Remember that year when I was wrestling with a beautiful young woman in the freezing cold? That beauty immediately used a "severing genitals" technique to tightly envelop my cute yet valiant nuclear warhead. Originally, I wanted to launch her into the sky in one go to demonstrate my superhuman abilities, though I'm human. But some readers have pointed out that as the protagonist, I absolutely cannot use my special skills right away, otherwise I won't be able to evolve!

As your teacher, of course I argued logically. This wasn't my ultimate weapon. I still had tear gas, gas bombs, bastards, little brats, get lost, and finally, the unshakeable art of bullshit!

But they still wouldn't listen: "These... don't seem to be as powerful as nuclear bombs!

" Nonsense! Have you ever seen a country use nuclear bombs right away? Do you understand nuclear deterrence? They exist, but they dare not use them! This is the key point, students! Before we face World War III, don't you want to see the spectacular sight of a giant mushroom cloud slowly blooming in the sky?!

They all shouted in unison: "No!"

Okay, since that's the case, for the sake of the readers, I'll let this beauty have three hits.

But—dear readers, remember to like this post!

Because I know that no matter how dangerous the battle, with the support of the readers, we will be invincible. So, I shuddered, tightened my sphincter, hooked my index finger, and smirked, "Beauty, come and do me!" "You're crazy!"

Damn! Wrong number! Damn it, see? I get so angry thinking about how the readers betrayed me, I even dialed the wrong number!

What? What did you say? Didn't you understand? Didn't you realize the audience betrayed me?

Hey! Scroll up again and take a look, don't forget to like it! (Echoes infinitely) Hehe, you bunch of idiots, how could I not know—I didn't tell you the readers lied to me, and besides, how could I have dialed the right number without liking it?

Those who stay, let's continue talking about how the readers deceived me back then, hehe~ I'll teach you a lesson if you don't like it!

Speaking of which, a hint of wickedness flashed in the beautiful woman's eyes. Against the backdrop of the wind and snow, her alluring figure twisted and danced a captivating dance, sending waves of pleasure swirling around my nuclear warhead.

One lap, "Hey beautiful! Look, your panties got blown away by the wind!" Two laps, "Hey beautiful! Put in a little more effort, you can do it!" Three laps, "Haha, I'll send you to heaven!"

Just as I was about to unleash my power, enough to destroy the entire earth, I discovered that my warhead was frozen!

Frozen!

At this moment, the beautiful woman could no longer contain her smugness, because her wicked scheme had finally succeeded. She laughed lewdly three times towards the sky.

"Come on, send me to heaven! Come on~"

"Come on, come on!"

Her icy little hole kept contracting, mercilessly sucking up my semen. Damn it! At this moment, I need to calm down, but more importantly, I need to eat red hearts, I need to replenish my essence and blood! But dear readers!

Where are your red hearts!? As long as there are enough red hearts, no matter how much that woman sucks up semen, I can overeat her!

And you—

abandoned me at this moment, saying that killing that beauty would ruin the show. If I had to choose, I'd rather that woman drain me of my essence than have me acting crazy here!

"Damn it~ These readers aren't spies sent by you, you monster, are they?" "You're right!" The beauty licked her lips contentedly, the juice on her tongue looking delicious. Damn, because her lower mouth was sucking me so well!

"I'm their fantasy. They made me kill you, and you—have no choice but to die!" "But I still don't understand, aren't you cold doing this in the snow?!" "Hehe, as long as the readers are having fun, they don't care if you're cold or not. Besides, my character is a monster!" She chuckled lewdly three more times.

"Let me drain you dry!"

"Wait!"

"Can I leave a message?"

After much deliberation, I was truly filled with resentment. Because, even after being ambushed and rendered incapacitated, I used my intelligence to decisively buy precious time, and you bunch of ungrateful wretches actually watched this far without giving a thumbs up?! You just watched your master perish without offering any help! Damn it

! So, in my dying moments, I left behind a message:

"I~will~return~!"

Now you understand, right? What about the promised thumbs up? Give it back!

What?!

You still don't understand?

Fine, you win. I have important business to attend to, so I won't waste any more time arguing with you.

Now, I need to dial. Do you know why I need to dial? It could be done with one click, but I won't! I'll press each number one by one.

Why?

Because dialing is slower!

Actually, my purpose is simple: to stall for time as much as possible, plus to reach the word count, and disgust you all! Disgusting, aren't you drooling yet?! So, my advice is that you all better restrain yourselves now. If my flirtatious phone call goes too far and you all drool dry, become unbearably thirsty and itchy, don't blame me for not warning you!

Alright, everyone be quiet, the call's connected!

"Wife! Where are you?"

"Guess?"

"In bed?"

"Ugh! You know where I am, don't you?" "Really in bed?! You're not cheating on me, are you?" "Honey~ I'm so shy!"

"In a bit, how do you want him to do you, what position?"

"Honey~ I'll do whatever you say, okay?"

"Really?! Then take off your stockings first."

"Honey, really? Is this really okay?"

"Oh! You said it yourself, isn't this exciting?" "But—" "But what? Oh, right, don't lock the door! I'm ready to catch you two in bed together!" "Honey~ You're so naughty~" "Are you afraid someone will suddenly come in?!"

"Mmm~ "

"What are you afraid of? You haven't taken your underwear off yet!"

"Honey~"

"Don't be nervous, your husband is right outside!"

"You're naughty~" "

Have you taken them off?"

"Mmm~"

"What color are your underwear?"

"Purple~"

"Does he like it?"

"Huh?!"

"I mean, does he like it?"

"You rascal! What do you want?!"

"I just wanted to pick out some underwear for you, what? You don't trust my taste?" "Honey~ I beg you, please come in!" "What? You're begging me to catch you cheating? He's not as good as your husband, okay?!" "Please! Don't make things difficult for me! Come in, okay?" Now that I've said all that, do you think I should come in or not?

What?

Come in?!

You're still too green, clearly not ready yet! Flirting is like cooking, the heat has to be just right, undercooked, overcooked. Damn, it's a skill, you need at least ten years of practice to master it.

What?

How do I know the heat isn't right?!

Hehe~ Do you want to know?

Swallow your saliva, you're disgusting, let me go pick out some underwear first… cough cough! How about this transparent thong, not bad, right?

Let's get back to the main topic. Hey! Wait a minute, I've been writing so much, haven't you guys even gone up to review the ideas I just imparted, and maybe give me a like while you're at it?

...

Okay, considering your eagerness and how impatient you were, you forgot to review, I can understand.

But—would it kill you to give me a like?!

Calm down, calm down, I have important things to do, don't let something so trivial affect your mood!

Since you won't even give me a like, would I tell you that it's not done properly until she moans? Forget about it! I won't tell you that!

"Honey~ What are you doing? Come in!"

"Huh~? Oh! Honey~ Don't rush! I'm just picking out underwear for you!" "What do you need underwear for?" "Honey, listen to me, we should be considerate. He went all the way to ask you out, you should at least use your underwear to masturbate him! I'll buy you another pair, it's no big deal." "You~ you~ you~ you think he's that perverted?!" "All men are perverted, do you think I don't know you intentionally gave him your underwear?" "Pervert! You pervert!" "Hehe~ What, what do you want?"

"Don't you understand what I'm thinking?"

"Tell me, how am I supposed to know what you want him to do if you don't tell me?!" "Ugh! My pussy is so itchy!" "What did you say? Louder! What do you want him to do?"

"Let him fuck me, are you satisfied now?!"

"You slut! Your husband's right outside, you know that?!" "I know, you coward! I want him to fuck me, fuck me hard, come on in if you dare! You coward!" See how brilliant my teaching is?! Just as she was about to call me a coward, I decisively turned my phone on speakerphone. Although the volume wasn't loud, and with the mall's noise, the explosive content was enough to make the guy next to me look at me with those pitiful eyes. Although I knew none of this was actually happening, my face still involuntarily turned bright red.

Are your dicks hard yet?!

Hehe~ Don't be shy, don't be like this guy next to me, his tent's already so high, and he's still sitting next to me trying to hold it in!

Stand up, stand up with me, move around, doesn't it feel much better?!

What did you say?

Why isn't my tent down yet?

Oh no, you found out!

Shh!

Don't you know what respect is?! The guy next to me hasn't even left yet, and I'm already going down?

Damn it—I'm going to make him rot first! I'm the boss now, you better understand, this facade has to be maintained perfectly!

I don't know if you guys can sense it, but I have a thing for this guy next to me!

Ever since I started making that phone call, he's been sitting right next to me, completely still, his eyes glued to the front. Damn it, even if he can't hear what I'm saying on the other end, can't he even tell I'm flirting? He actually listened to all that cheesy stuff?!

But then again, you say he's clueless, but am I clueless too? Fine! Even if I'm clueless, aren't you guys clueless?

It's obvious! You guys are the most clueless ones in this whole mess! Aren't I doing all this for you guys?

Isn't that what you all want—excitement? Otherwise, why would I do something like this?!

Tell me, am I sensible? Am I a good friend? Tell me, have I satisfied your desires?

Stop standing there blindly nodding, hurry up and like this post! Without your support, where would I vent my frustration?!

Sigh… let me sigh first, and gather my emotions.

Ten years ago, I absolutely refused to accept the idea of being cuckolded; it was simply unacceptable to me, until I met a woman… That woman could be described in four words: pure and innocent. She always had a haughty air about her. Back then, I was young and inexperienced, and I didn't understand how troublesome it was to get with this kind of woman. It was just that my youthful hormones were raging, and I instinctively felt attracted to her!

It did take me a long time, relentlessly pursuing her, pleading and begging, until I finally got her.

"You pervert! I'm not playing with you anymore?!"

Oh my god! You startled me! I forgot to turn the volume back on. Let me turn it back first.

Hmm~ Okay, you said she's angry and about to turn on me, should I go in now?!

Go in?!

Then I haven't finished my story yet!

What?!

I'll tell you later?!

You guys, look at your impatient, lewd, and shameless appearance! You're all pathetic! "Watch me find you something even more exciting, hehe~" "Wife~ I'm scared~ I'm scared he won't be able to hold back and~"

"Stop talking nonsense! If you keep talking nonsense, I really won't play with you anymore!"

"Wife~ I really didn't lie to you this time~ Just now~

" "Just now what, say something!

" "Just now, when you were cursing me, I accidentally pressed play." "What?! Did you hear that? Did anyone hear that?" "Hmm~"

"You pervert, I'm really so shy, you're so bad!" "He blushed just now too, right?!" "Honey~ Stop playing around, I beg you!"

"He must really want to do you, I understand him, really. Give it to him!" "Huh~ You mean he~ he~ got hard?!" "Hmm~"

"Only he heard it?!"

"Hmm~"

"Where is he?"

"He's right next to your bed!"

"Honey~ Stop teasing me!"

"Tell me, what do you want him to do?"

"Who?! Is it you?!"

"You decide."

"Honey~ I'm really in a difficult position!"

"It's okay, honey, I know who you're thinking of."

"Who~"

"Him, it's him!"

"Haha~ you bad boy!"

"Tell me, honey, tell me quickly, what is he doing?!" "Mmm~ he's touching my nipples, so gently, so comfortably~" "Is he disappointed—" "You're so annoying

! I'll make sure he's satisfied, he'll get off easy this time!"

"Honey~ what should we do?"

"Wait outside!"

"Is that okay?"

"What, you don't want to?!"

"How could I? I don't want to go in! He hasn't even penetrated me yet, has he?" "Oh~ honey~ he's inside! Are you satisfied now?" "He's inside?!" "Mmm~"

"Is it wet?!"

"Honey~ is he still listening?!"

"Who?"

"Him!"

"Oh! What's wrong?!"

"Honey~ you're bad!"

"How am I bad?!"

"You deliberately let him hear, didn't you?"

"Hehe, wife, you're so smart! He must really want to fuck you right now!" "Really?!" "Of course! Your pussy is so tender and tight!"

"Don't lie to me! Will you die if I don't stimulate him?"

"No?! No wetness? Then make him go harder, harder!" "Hey~ Honey, tell me what his expression is like?" "His expression?! What's wrong with his expression?"

"Ugh~ You bad husband, just tell me. That bastard who was eavesdropping on our conversation, is he feeling really uncomfortable?!" "Hehe, of course his expression is conflicted! He must be thinking about how he can't get enough of such a sexy beauty!" "Hehe~ He can't get her, right? Honey, you're wrong this time!" "Oh?! Wife~ Did he not penetrate you?!" "You pervert! You bad husband, are you going to go in or not? My fingers are all wet!" "His fingers?! Wife~ You're so playful~ Here, I'm going to take a dump, I'll come back and save you right away!" Shut up!

Don't say anything more, I know what you're going to ask: why didn't I go in? Right?!

Damn it, you have the nerve to say that? Did you even like it?!

But actually, it has nothing to do with liking, because even if you all liked it, I wouldn't go in.

Why?

Because I suddenly realized that this guy next to me, though quiet, is actually quite cunning.

First of all, please don't naively think I'm selfless and fearless. As a professional pervert, why would I risk my life and cuckold the world for a few more likes? That would be pathetic!

When this guy sat next to me, he was staring intently ahead. I initially thought it was because there was a beautiful woman in front of him, and my spot was the perfect place to observe her beautiful butt! At the time, I thought this guy was really sleazy; even perverts don't have such disgusting eyes!

Now I don't think so anymore, because I've discovered he's not only sleazy but also very insidious! Damn it! Just now, while I was flirting on the phone, the beautiful woman in front of him actually turned around and called him "husband"!

Holy crap! Do you understand what this means? This guy actually pretended to be a pervert and eavesdropped on my flirting phone call! Holy crap~ So during the second half of that phone call, I deliberately added some serious stuff. Damn it, even if it costs me my face, I'm going to make him burn with rage and suffer terribly!

Suffering? What suffering!

Speaking of which, didn't you guys feel any pain down there just now?

Hehe~ But I still don't think that's enough, because I've found an even better opportunity to get revenge on him!

I just saw his wife go to the bathroom! Hehe~ Do you understand?

Oh? Understand?!

No, you don't understand!

Because—what the hell are you still standing here for?!

Give me a thumbs up!

Otherwise, can we still have some fun in bed?!

Okay, since we've come this far, I might as well take some responsibility and explain a little bit of the theoretical essence of a professional pervert! You guys need to listen carefully!

A professional pervert doesn't just think about sex, although that's certainly important, and it's a topic too complex to discuss in a short time. I'll leave that for another time. What I want to emphasize is: stop fantasizing about an impossible, long-term relationship. Try it yourself when you're past your prime, and you'll exhaust yourself!

As for the idea of developing feelings over time, you can think about it occasionally, but don't put it into practice lightly, because it can easily ruin your career, and then it'll be very tragic!

I'm not talking nonsense; these are very practical issues. A professional pervert is definitely a staunch supporter of Marxism!

He starts from reality, seeks truth from facts, works hard, and makes indelible contributions to the cause of the feminization of young girls and the debauchery of women in our country!

Damn!

I'm a pervert, and I'm proud! I sleep with girls without condoms!

I'm a pervert, and I'm proud! I give women aphrodisiacs!

Thank you, likes are welcome here!

Although I'm quite excited, my mind is clear. Let me analyze the current situation for you.

What?! You don't want to hear it?

You think I'm rambling?

Take my advice: haste makes waste. Thinking about sex all the time will easily lead to impotence!

What? Where are we now?

Needless to say, we're in the bathroom!

By the way, do you know why she hasn't come out yet?

Because she's constipated!

Hehe~ Do you want to see a beautiful woman constipated? Do you want to see?

Since you can't see it, listen to my analysis; it'll be very useful for your future development!

Hmm~ Theoretically speaking, my deviating from my post is a very dangerous thing. Because the guy next to me should have already seen through my flirting tricks. I can say with certainty that the fitting room is dangerous, highly likely to be invaded. Plus, with my adding fuel to the fire before I left, he was caught in a web of lust and desire, and it was inevitable that things would escalate!

But I still decisively left, because I was certain he was still just a wolf cub. A wolf cub only knows how to disguise itself, while a more professional predator's essential skill is enticement!

Imagine a leopard, darting left and right through the grass, eyeing a plump lamb, approaching step by step, concealing itself, ready to attack!

Damn it, the prey escaped!

It looks impressive, but what are its chances of successfully catching its prey?!

It's far better to be like this hunter waiting for a rabbit to run into a tree stump!

What? The teacher said "waiting for a rabbit to run into a tree stump" is a derogatory term?

Classmate, you believe what the teacher says?!

Forget it, I'm not going to argue with you about this pointless theory. Let me continue analyzing the current situation!

Hey, you over there, don't sleep!

Actually, I deliberately made the final flirtatious conversation so steamy mainly to distract him!

What do you mean?!

Because I was also afraid that this guy wouldn't be able to hold it in and would chase me to the toilet to do it, how could I tolerate that?

Such a dignified and elegant beauty, let him have his way with her?!

So what if she's his wife?!

Today she's his wife!

What about tomorrow?!

Do you believe me if I make her my wife?!

Don't believe me?!

Very well, I admire your courage to question me. Remember, you'll regret it!

I'm telling you, she's my wife, definitely!

What? What about the one in the fitting room?

Pshaw, whatever happens, happens. I have my own plans, you don't need to worry about that!

What? You're still worried about that fitting room?

Enough said. I know all your little schemes. Watch closely! I'll get you something even more exciting, guaranteed to make you happy!

"Honey~ I want to warm up before we come back, okay?"

"Warm up?! Warm up what?!"

"There's a beautiful woman in the bathroom~ I want to~"

"You want to sleep with her~ right?!"

"Mmm~"

"Is she prettier than me?"

"Well—"

"What? Is it hard to answer, honey?!"

"No! Of course, my wife is the prettiest!"

"You rascal, you're so cunning!"

"What now?!"

"You won't give me any sweetness, I've been waiting so long~" "Honey~ how about~ let him in?!" "Who?!" "

That deadbeat outside!"

"No~ honey, I only want you!" "

Be good~ otherwise it'll be hard to get going!" "

What's wrong?"

"I'll sleep with his wife, he'll sleep with you, it's fair, the atmosphere will be harmonious!" "You rascal! I'm so shy!" "Don't pretend~ you're shy?!"

"I don't care, I only want you, I only want you!"

"Really don't care about him?! Are you afraid he'll reject you?"

"Ugh! You're always teasing me!"

"Then, honey, what do you suggest?"

"You're not allowed to hang up the phone for a bit!

" "This—"

"What?! You're worried about me being upset, aren't you?" "Of course! I really feel sorry for you, honey!" "You pervert! I just need a little comfort from you, can't you give me a few more words of comfort?" "Okay, honey—" "You promised! You promised! No going back on your word! No hanging up the phone!" "Hey, is this for real? Honey, this is really inconvenient!" "Honey, I won't mind, don't worry—" "You—you—"

Ugh! Damn it, this is making me really uncomfortable!

What's so uncomfortable?!

You guys aren't me, how could you possibly understand my predicament? I'm worried my wife won't be able to handle it!

What? She just said she doesn't mind?!

Damn! You actually believe her?!

I'm telling you, you guys are still too naive! You'll understand later! I won't explain further, because—hey! Did you see that?! She's out, time to go!

"Hey! Beautiful lady, were you looking for this just now?"

"Huh~?"

"Hey! Don't be scared, I just wanted to pick out some underwear for my wife, not sure if it would fit. You look a lot like my wife! Really, you're just as beautiful as my wife!" "..."

"Look, how about we try it on inside?"

"No!"

"..."

"No~ not here!"

Have you noticed how incredibly charming I am? If I remember correctly, she only needed three sentences to be completely captivated by me: "Ah~" indicates her fear.

"No!" was just a momentary overreaction.

And "No~ not here"—damn, it melted my heart!

Did you see her expression? That coy, shy feeling was truly intoxicating! If it were you, you'd be bursting with lust, right? Hehe~ But I remained calm. This kind of scene isn't common, but I've experienced it before. Seriously, what can I do? I'm your master!

A professional pervert must be charming, students! Don't you want to possess this outrageous skill?

What are you waiting for?!

Give it a thumbs up!

Thank you! But those of you who haven't liked it yet! Damn it, aren't you—don't just sit there! Let's discuss what to do next!

A hotel room?! 　　A threesome

?!

"

How about this, you guys discuss it here, I'm going to have some fun first! Haha~ Hey! Don't follow me! It'll be embarrassing for me!

What? Where are we going?

Of course, we'll do it right here, really, you're actually taking her out? Idiots! Sometimes a girl's refusal is just a form of modesty, 'not here' is just an excuse to save the situation. Besides, don't you think doing it right here would be more exciting?

Sigh! I'm telling you, you guys don't even like this post, and you still have the nerve to follow me like this? You don't want me to do a live broadcast, do you?!

Damn it!

By the way, do you have a commentator?

But never mind, I'll do it myself!

Exhausted, you Senant scoundrels, you sis old and young masters! What you are watching now is a world-unique, meticulously crafted lovemaking psychological action reality show for lewd people!

Now, those of you who are not wearing clothes, please line up, you need to go to the back, because you are beasts, for the safety of the actors, please cooperate with the work!"

And those of you dressed as perverts, please line up properly. You need to go to the very back, because you are beasts in human clothing. For the safety of the entire forum, please cooperate!

Finally, let's give a warm round of applause to the four divine beasts sitting in the front row—their observation group! First, let

me introduce the Azure Dragon's sister—the Lustful Snake!

"Thank you everyone. Perhaps you don't know yet, but I had a lover named Fahai, but I fell in love with my brother-in-law Xu Xian. So I made my lover—alas! The past is too painful to recall. If my sister knows this in the afterlife, I only want to say one thing to her: Fahai doesn't understand love. He fell in love with Xu Xian, alas~" Don't be sad, don't be upset. The melodramatic story will eventually pass. Lustful Snake, please don't sigh. In this forum, there are countless stories even more ridiculous than this! What reason do we have not to take advantage of this to make a splash?!

Dear perverts, please show your enthusiasm! Your hearts are not only support for the Lustful Snake but also respect for the next guest!

And the next distinguished guest is no ordinary person! He is none other than Baihu's twin brother—Yinhu!

"Thank you everyone, I am the lecherous tiger. I am honored to be here today to hear Sister Snake recount this tragic tale. It is quite complicated, and I am filled with resentment that I cannot vent. How about I tell you a simple story to dispel the melodrama? Listen, my beasts!

A Land Rover bluffs a tiger, a fox pretends to be a tiger, the tiger calls for a Land Rover, the fox bluffs a Land Rover, the tiger bluffs a fox, the tiger bluffs a fox, the tiger bluffs a fox, the fox bluffs a Land Rover, how about that? What do

you mean? I wonder what I am saying?!

Sister Snake, let me read it to you all~

Haha~

Little Sister Snake, where are you pouting your lips? Are you tired? Are you waiting for me?!" Holy crap! This is amazing!

If the senior hadn't pointed it out, we would all still be in the dark. I admire you! I really admire you! What are you all waiting for? This elegant and seductive flirting technique is an essential skill for us at home and on our travels! Damn, I'm blown away!

Excuse me, please allow me to calm down. Next, I would like to introduce to you the son of the Vermilion Bird—the Lecherous Bird!

"Damn it, who the hell says I'm not a good bird? I'll fight them! MLGBD, can't even understand bird language, huh?!

I'll sing you a song!

All of you, raise your hands so I can see them, okay! Boom boom boom, boom boom boom, AV8D, the beasts in the back, join me, Wan, Tu, Sui, Fo, Kang Mang, Ang Bei Bi Gou:

Summer, summer, quietly passing by, we watch the slut, fuck

you to death, fuck you to death, won't let you breathe

, lewd moans and groans enter our hearts, we want to fuck you,

big cock, big cock, how can it go down,

you big slut, look at your shy smugness,

you big slut, listen to your greedy..." Greedy joy

, masturbating fingers and pristine toilet paper,

shooting out a blood-red memory,

oh~ summer, summer quietly passed, still watching sluts,

sucking from front to back, riding up and down, we're so familiar,

the red cock rises again, still wanting to fuck you,

one day I'll fuck you to death!

Damn, I'm laughing so hard, it's so hilarious, this divine song by the senior is the perfect theme song for our program! Of course, I also sincerely hope that this simple and brutal song will quickly become popular throughout the forum!

Now, please welcome the last heavyweight guest, he is Xuanwu's master, wait! Did I see that right?

"—Xuanzang?!

Seriously, you've already become a Buddha, are you here to raid prostitution?!"

"Ahem! I know everyone has misunderstood this humble monk all along. I won't dwell on the misunderstandings for now, but first I'll raise a few questions to clear things up!

Why have I repeatedly expelled Wukong from my disciples? Am

I really blind? Why have I repeatedly shown such kindness to beautiful women? Am I really an idiot?

Why have I repeatedly remained steadfast in my determination to obtain the scriptures? Am I really brain-dead?

What is the reason for this? Do you want to know?

Then look—at

my crotch!"

Holy crap, Master! Isn't that the Great Sage's Ruyi Jingu Bang?

"You're right, but this Southern Kingdom originally belonged to me! Damn it, this whole thing is Tathagata's conspiracy to get revenge on me!" Wait a minute—Master, judging by this, it'll take at least 100,000 words to explain! Everyone's waiting to see the show, so—Master, why don't you write a fanfiction called "The Journey to the West Scheme"? "

Then this humble monk must first ask, is there a market for this?" You beasts behind me! If you don't want to watch the following reality show, then please don't like this post. This master's writing will make you feel like you're living a life worse than death, believe it or not?! Damn it, not for me, but to shut him up, ptooey!

Excuse me, master, that's not what I meant. I meant, let master feel your enthusiasm!

Rally with enthusiasm!

Let's gallop towards this blood-pumping reality show!

Next, let me quickly explain the various procedures, rules, and absurd little glitches of the live broadcast!

Due to budget constraints, to reduce unnecessary labor costs, I am not only one of the main actors in this reality show, but also the commentator for the live broadcast, and I also have to keep track of the plot development, impart dating skills, and most importantly, take care of the emotions of the beasts on set and the lewd thoughts of the four judges!

Damn! I'm really tired, aren't I?!

So, to reduce unnecessary chaos and increase the destructive power of the lewdness, please remember the following four reading rules!

1. You must like this post. 2.

Replies will be plentiful.

3. If you don't want to watch

, then don't bother. 4. Get lost !

Damn, now I can finally let loose and have some fun! I'm going to have a live, intense lovemaking reality show!

"Beautiful lady, do you like this thong? It's see-through!"

(Snake: Wow! This sheer white stocking looks so sexy!) "..." (Tiger: Little Snake, I have to say a few more words to you! Look how tactful and reserved you are!

Your delicate lips are still unspoken, yet they seem to be on the verge of blooming, making one yearn for you and think of you day and night, sacrificing nothing for your body and soul. How beautiful! How wonderful!) "Excuse me, this is all too rushed. I haven't even asked your name yet?" (Bird: Fuck your mother! What are you talking about!) "Ah?! Is it mine? Oh~ Bai Gujing~"

(Xuanzang: Hey! This sounds so familiar!?) "Hehe~ Miss Bai, you don't know, my wife is usually so boring. I really hope she can be more open-minded, so I bought her this pair of underwear! Look~ sexy, right~ do you think she'll agree?" (Lustful Snake: Despicable!

Lustful Tiger: Filthy!

Lustful Bird: Idiot!

Xuanzang: Curse them!)

"Husband~ Is your wife really that boring?"

(Lustful Snake: Husband?

Lustful Tiger: Who?

Lustful Bird: Slut?

Xuanzang: Married woman?)

Holy crap! Master, you even know what a married woman is?! This makes me so sad! You know what I mean! I spent so much effort summoning you all to put on a show, and you became judges, only to stab me in the back?! Please, less moral judgment and more dramatic flair, okay~ okay!

Faced with this sudden, unexpected voice, everyone seemed stunned. Just as the situation was about to spiral out of control, I pulled out my phone and decisively held it above my head!

Damn it! Have you all forgotten? Isn't the person on the other end of this line my wife, waiting anxiously for me in the dressing room?

(Tiger: So, what does this touch of red represent?)

Crane's-crowned crest

(Snake: Ah~ Isn't this the legendary arsenic trioxide?) Wrong! Here, it only represents desire!

(Xuanzang: Please enlighten me, benefactor!)

Sun!

(Bird: Damn it~)

Wait a minute~ My fellow beastly brothers, please be patient. Let me arouse this white-haired girl's desire before you thrust in!

"Honey~ Aren't you bored yet?"

"Oh? Looks like your wife is really bored! We've been waiting so long, and we still haven't done it. I'm so lonely~" "Honey~ Is it because your wife doesn't usually satisfy you?" "Oh~ how could that be? Honey~ don't overthink it!"

"Husband~ Hurry up and do it~ Do it~ I really want you to do it! I'll do anything to satisfy you~" (Snake: Wow! This wife's words are so powerful! She has the same charm as me back then. It's so annoying, I'm already wet~ Tiger: Looking at this white girl, her eyes are bright and her face is like a rosy cloud. Her delicate lips are slightly parted, and a ripple appears, as if she is sad or happy, worried or weeping. It's really hard for me to understand what she wants.

Bird: Damn it, my dick is hard!

Xuanzang: Greetings to the two female benefactors. Although I am over seventy years old—ten thousand times, but may Buddha have mercy and allow me to visit my monastery to renew our past connection?) "Damn it! If you continue to bother me, believe me, I'll take you down in a minute!"

"Oh, come on~ Did I say something wrong? Look! My juices are flowing down to my thighs! Husband~ Hurry up and go in!" (Lustful Snake, Lustful Tiger, Lustful Bird, Xuanzang: What the hell?!

Lustful Snake: My hole is itchy too?!

Lustful Tiger: Miss Bai is so brave, her jade arm suddenly moves, lotus root fragrance, slender jade fingers, lightly touching the flowing passion, taking off her short skirt, hooking her stockings, pulling down her panties, fiercely taking the meat stick into her hole, suddenly hearing a soft moan, my heart is drunk! An unbearable feeling suddenly surges into my lower body, Lustful Snake, if you don't mind, I'll give you my life!

Lustful Bird: I didn't expect this slut to be so proactive, fuck her mother, as long as the Southern Kingdom is strong, all the sluts in the world will be fucked clean! Xuanzang

: Amitabha, swallow it whole, I'll rub it!)

"Beautiful lady~ Ni~ Ni~ This is~"

"Can't your wife satisfy you? Is she bored?"

"Ah~ beautiful lady~ let's~ ah!"

"Is it comfortable? Is this what makes it exciting?"

(Snake: Tiger brother, I want it too, I want that position too, I want to ride on you and let you thrust into my little hole from below!

Tiger: Snake sister, don't be impatient, look! This beauty has plump, smooth buttocks, swaying left and right three times, her waist is graceful, her breasts are loose and carefree, attracting countless mouths to swallow and drool, not hesitating to suck and tease with their lips and tongues, drinking the fragrance in her mouth. At this moment, the honeyed nectar flows up and down, it is truly a long and charming experience!

Snake: Tiger brother~ Is it like this?

Tiger: Hmm~ I wanted my little sister's mouth just now~)

"Miss Bai~ Has my husband fucked you? How's his penis? Is it flexible?" (Xuanzang: This monk's thing can be long or short, thick or thin, I thought I was unmatched, but seeing you today, I finally understand! This 360-degree all-around rotation without any blind spots is the real key!) "Did it hit your G-spot? Does it feel good? He does this to me too~ Miss Bai~ Don't be shy~ Tell me quickly!~ Does it feel good?" "Wow! You're almost out of breath, aren't you?! No! He also gives me oral sex, his tongue is very flexible, I could tell from the beginning, so I also enjoy his tongue!" "I let him lick my neck, lick my nipples, oh oh~ By the way! Miss Bai, what size bra do you wear? My But she's an E-cup! He'd smear her with praise, his lips lingering on my lower abdomen, kissing my firm thighs, long calves, and my toes, greedily licking every single toe! Because he was going to wash my feet with his saliva, and then—" (The lewd bird: Holy crap, such an open wife! And you say it's boring? Are you sick?!

Xuanzang: Bird Bro! Don't get so excited! I'm about to cum!

Lewd bird: Fuck you, you old pervert, I don't object to you masturbating! But why the hell are you masturbating mine?!

Xuanzang: Sorry! Bird Bro! I reckon there's more juicy stuff to come, I'll save mine for later~) "Give you oral sex? Is that so?"

"Miss Bai, why don't you~ try it~ Don't be shy with me!"

(Lustful Bird: Holy crap! Where the hell can I find such a good wife?!) "Wife~ you~ you~ aren't serious, are you?!" "Why not! Husband~ sharing you~ I won't mind~ Miss Bai, right?" (Xuanzang: If I'm not mistaken, this is about to ejaculate!) "Miss Bai~ you~ really~ willing?" "It depends on your performance! As long as you lick comfortably, I'll do whatever you want~" (Lustful Snake: Tiger Brother~ I still want more, why did you stop~ Lustful Tiger: Lustful Snake Sister, don't rush, this scene is quite lewd, allow Tiger Brother to give you some pointers, then we can have our lovemaking, this way, it will both enhance the pleasure and not...) Taking on the role of judge is killing two birds with one stone, quite satisfactory!

Sister Lustful Snake, look at this young lady's posture and appearance, so charming! She's completely different from the gentle one before!

Leaving aside the alluring look in her eyes, the delightful pout of her cherry lips, the alluring curves of her vulva, and the coquettishness of her fleshy vulva, just look at those silk-stockinged feet! They linger and roam freely before her, playing around, their silk stockings alluring, making one's mouth water uncontrollably. Hesitant to lick, yet longing to, his mouth watering, his feet fragrant and intoxicating, making one dizzy with pleasure, breathless beneath their feet, a foot fetishist!

Lustful Snake: Tiger Brother~ After saying so much~ you still just want to lick my feet, don't you?! How about it, do my feet smell good?

Lustful Tiger: (Waaah~)

"This~ Wife~ then I'll really lick them?!"

"Honey~ Miss Bai has already made her decision, what are you waiting for!" "Wife~ When did you become like this~" "Honey~ Wife hasn't changed at all~ It's just that you haven't gone deep enough~" "What? Handsome? You don't want to? Then forget it, I'm not playing anymore!" "Hey! No! I'll lick, Miss Bai! But you have to keep your word!" "Don't worry~ Later~ I'll definitely cooperate with you and make you have a good time! But before that~ I~ want you to lick me~" (Snake: Tiger brother~ Look!) "The young lady in white looks so cute!" Lustful Tiger: *cough cough* Lustful Snake Sister, you're absolutely right. This young lady in white's affected manner is already quite endearing, and coupled with those jade-like legs, elegant and pure, like lotus roots emerging from water, winding and straight leading to secluded paths, a place to drink her love—how could anyone not bow down and drool?

As for her oral skills, sister, watch and let your brother explain slowly: As you see, first, one should hold the toes in one's mouth, moistening them, then probe with the tip of the tongue, gently licking the soles of the feet, rotating and revolving the Yongquan acupoint until it feels warm. After wiping over the heel, move from the ankle bone to the instep, gently kissing with your lips, the tip of your tongue lightly probing, sliding down to the ankle. Then switch lips to kiss the instep, moving to the calf and using a

snake-like licking motion, wiping along the inner thigh to the groin. The vaginal fluid is already ready to flow! At this point, do not rush. Pause for a while, circling the labia, gently teasing with the tip of your tongue until the opening involuntarily twitches. Then place your lips against the clitoris, gently enveloping it with your lips, suspending it for a moment until the lips are full of fluid. Then guide your tongue into the opening, sometimes pushing, sometimes supporting, sometimes hooking, sometimes teasing, as desired. And move, listen to the good news!

The lewd snake: Tiger brother~ He called out~ He really called out! So ecstatic! Miss Bai seemed to be able to hold back just now, but now she's completely broken down! Her stockings are soaked, her spread legs are trembling involuntarily, and her smooth lower abdomen is twitching in waves! It makes me so itchy! Itchy~ Brother~ Give it to me~ I want to taste it~ I want~ Brother, lick my little hole!

The lewd tiger: Haha~ Brother~ I'll gladly accept your offer~)

"Ah~ Hmm~ Miss Bai~ Feels good, right~ I can feel it~ My husband is making you feel so good, isn't he?!" "Hey! I didn't lick you, why are you moaning?" "Husband~ I'm so looking forward to it~ You'll lick me like this later~"

"Waaah~"

(Yin Bird: Holy crap! I didn't realize this white girl was so savage! Suddenly she's clamping someone's head and won't let go!

This is too~ too~ exciting!

Xuanzang: Amitabha, Buddha has mercy, Bird Bro! You finally came!) "I haven't asked yet~ what should I call you?!" "Oh~ me~ call me Xue, my husband is Feng, Feng as in maple leaf~ how about it~ can't live without my husband~" "How could I, Sister Xue~ but~ I really didn't expect~ Feng's oral skills to be so good~ this is the first time I've enjoyed this!" "You're welcome, sister~ it's what I should do~ but~ why isn't Feng doing anything?" "Oh~ him~ he's still busy between my legs, he looks so cute with that reluctant look~" (Yin Snake: Brother~ judging by her appearance, she can really lock you up!

Yin Tiger: Sister~ your legs~ be gentle~ brother~ brother ~I need to breathe~ The lewd snake: It's okay~ My mouth down there is giving you artificial respiration~) "Little sister~ You're so naughty~ You won't let me breathe~ You'll have to pay if I suffocate~" "Sister~ You're overthinking it~ He's too obsessed with my crotch and neglected you~ Don't take it to heart~" "Oh~ Is that so? Why would I be angry~ I'll make him bark like a dog under my crotch! Little sister~ Do you dare to try~" (The lewd snake: Tiger brother~ Bark for your little sister~

The lewd tiger: What kind of behavior is this! A tiger fallen into the plains is bullied by dogs!? A tiger can be killed, but not humiliated!) "Damn it! Enough! Wife! Are you done yet! I've already licked it, what more do you want!" "I'm not your wife, why are you yelling at me?!" "Oh~ Wife~ No~ No~ Miss Bai! Don't misunderstand, I'm just a little~ a little~ impatient~ You see~ us?" "We what?"

(Yellow Bird: Damn it, this white girl's expression when she turns her face is so charming! Tiger, why don't you explain it to everyone first before you get angry!

Lewd Tiger: This white girl is a natural beauty. Every frown, every smile, every word is full of charm and elegance! Just look at her furrowed brows, her bright eyes flashing like lightning, which melts the heart. Her delicate lips seem to want to stay there, neither uttering nor yielding, leaving one helpless and wanting only a kiss to be satisfied!) "White girl, don't be angry! It's just for fun. How can we play if we take it too seriously?" "Fine! You like to play, right? I'll grant your wish! What are you standing there for? Fuck me! I haven't had enough of your cock yet!" (Lewd Snake: Tiger brother, I was wrong, I...) "I haven't had enough yet!"

Xuanzang: "You lecherous snake, I've been preparing for this final show for a long time! I'm willing to offer you my divine needle, what do you say?" "Husband~ You're so strong~ The sound of the impact is so loud~ My heart is pounding!" "Sister, you're exaggerating too much~ What~ Haven't you felt this good in a long time~" "No way! Sister~ Such a wonderful husband, I'm afraid you're not worthy of him~" "Oh~ Sister~ You're implying something~ What~ Do you think I'm not healthy enough, not attractive enough?" "No! I just wanted to remind you to take care of yourself!" "Sister~ Don't worry~ I'll take care of myself!"

(Lustful Bird: Holy crap~ This scene is too freaking wild! Bald monk, fuck your mother, give me back my penis!

Lustful Tiger: Miss Bai's lust has already arisen from her heart. She presses her jade back against his chest, rubbing and scraping, burning with desire. She turns her head and drinks from his throat, her tongue licking and hooking, causing his saliva to surge. She is relentlessly attacked, not knowing when it will end. He seems to be trapped in a cage, bound within it. Unconsciously, his jade buttocks are already thrusting, rubbing his penis up and down until it turns red. His lust is raging, and he has gone mad with lust!

At this moment, Feng thrusts his spear straight in like a swan, shooting like a thousand arrows in the wind. His right hand holds his chest, kneading and pinching, sometimes light and sometimes heavy, sometimes heavy and sometimes loose. His left hand caresses his face, touching and stroking, seemingly intimate but not intimate, seemingly intimate but empty. Looking at

the girl from afar, her posture is charming and graceful, her silk legs are curved and connected, her waist turns with a thousand kinds of charm, her waves of desire are chaotic. ) The sea surged, her face flushed like fallen peach blossoms, her eyes gleaming with a seductive allure, drawing in and stealing away, their bodies mingling, a hurried, frantic rush, an irresistible urge to give and take!

A lustful wife teased her, her soft moans and lewd words impossible to escape, stirring the soul, melting the very core, leaving one breathless, unable to exhale, unable to inhale, breathing rapidly, stirring only emptiness, as if heaven and earth were merging, as if the dead were reborn, finding blissful pleasure within! "

Little lewd snake, since things have come to this, is that high monk more valiant than you, young man?"

The lewd snake: "Master Xuanzang, so wonderful! You've made me so weak! Now that this divine needle is inside my hole, how can I pull it out? You old man, don't leave it even half a foot away, betraying my deep affection for you! As for those two idiots, let them suffer here, let them die of agony!"

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I wonder how many people are left who can see this far through such chaos. Putting aside whether it's lewd or not, the level of chaos is unprecedented!

Hehe~ Even with a brain full of wits, I can predict that someone will comment below saying they don't understand, just to show how disdainful they are of their ignorance! But thank you! As long as it doesn't stop me from getting this post featured, I'll accept any comment. At worst, I'll just silently sigh in my heart: How pathetic! I truly feel sorry for you.

The rest of you, let's continue. I think you won't question my ability to ramble and ramble anymore.

Actually, I'm a very experienced pervert, absolutely no doubt about it, I'm not lying to you! Although I did have a suspicion of trying to get replies and likes before, there's nothing I can do about it, the market demands it. What TV series doesn't have product placement? That's called business! Besides, there are so many idiot readers these days, those who read a few lines and call me a fool, those who read the whole thing and don't react at all, and the most infuriating ones who laugh along without saying a word! Alright! Forget about being pure, take it or leave it, I'm not putting up with this! Okay

, time to get back to basics!

Back to where?!

Of course, it's the bathroom! Haven't you had enough of the live stream yet? I went to great lengths to shake off those annoying guys. Those of you who made it this far should be able to continue discussing the plot! Of course, I'm going to show you the real deal!

Speaking of which, this white-haired girl in front of me is already under my control. Aside from moaning, don't expect her to utter a single word.

And the moaning on the other end of the phone is quite fierce. Anyone with eyes can see that these two women are going at it.

In my experience, you might never fully understand the thoughts between women. Actually, there's no need to fully understand them, because understanding too much makes it less interesting. But at least you need to understand how to truly control a woman's body. I don't know which writer said the passage to a woman's heart is the vagina—that's nonsense. I really dislike vague concepts. Simply put, if you can control a woman's breathing, then she's yours, and through her vagina is one of the easiest ways.

Just like me, going in and out, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, sometimes deep, sometimes shallow, making her breathless, her exhalation uneven, swaying, her mind in a daze. Then you can

do whatever you want, and she'll submit to you! It sounds easy, but it's incredibly difficult. First, your body has to be strong. Anyone with experience understands that walking the line between ejaculation and not ejaculating is no less than a marathon of willpower. More importantly, you need the ability to maintain clear consciousness even on the verge of collapsing from pleasure, and successfully guide her to do what you want her to do.

It sounds dry, so let me demonstrate for you, showing you what humiliation and discipline are!

"Miss Bai~ Is this how your husband usually does it to you?"

"How is it? Does it feel stronger than before?"

"Why is this, Miss Bai? Has your husband not truly satisfied you usually?" "Miss Bai, say something! What's wrong? Can't you speak? Let me tell you, do you secretly crave other men?" "Like this, I'll fuck you, fuck you from behind, until you can't breathe, Miss Bai. If it's not like this, push me away, I won't force you!" "Miss Bai, why won't you push me away? Why! What do you want? Tell me, you slut!" "Miss Bai, you were so wet just now! Does being called a slut excite you more? Doesn't it?" "Huh? You slut! Slut!" "You are a slut, why do you care about your husband? What's wrong with craving other men?

Just like your husband sleeps with other women—what are you afraid of?" "Afraid you'll betray your husband? Or afraid he'll abandon you? What's so scary about that? Because you're a slut! Slut! You crave other men, that's not wrong! It's your instinct. Let those reasons that prevent you from having fun go away, slut! What power do you have to stop all this? Push me away, slut, if you're so capable, push me away! You slut!" Hehe~ How about that? Doesn't it feel exciting? I guess many of you are wondering why Miss Bai isn't saying anything?

That's the key point! If you're not currently blinded by lust and your IQ has plummeted, you should be able to see that it would be dangerous for me to blurt out these words rashly. What if she really pushes me away halfway through? Where would my face be then? So this requires you to hone your skills to the point where you can firmly control her breathing!

This serves two purposes: first, to leave her no room for rebuttal; second, to leave her feeling oxygen-deprived, as if she's drifting through the clouds!

There's always a chance of something going wrong, especially for young people. Failures are inevitable during attempts. As someone who's been there, I feel it's necessary to explain how to handle this special situation!

What if she pushes you away during this process?

First, you need to be mentally prepared. Nothing is more humiliating to a man than being kicked off the bed during sex! Imagine yourself naked in front of her, your penis still inside, and you're forced to get dressed. Believe me, that entire dressing process will be the darkest moment of your life!

So what should you do? Immediately turn on her and hurl insults? Or recklessly pounce on her again? What's the difference between that and being a rapist? Even a lecher has basic ethics. Which woman I've slept with wasn't willing? This is the bottom line a lecher should uphold!

So, based on my own experience, let me tell you: when you encounter this kind of frustrating situation, first, don't panic or rush. Get dressed, but keep a serious expression. Finally, be sure to say something like, "I might have been a little rough just now, but I meant it!" Then turn around and leave immediately, without lingering. This way, you'll have about a 50% chance of getting a comeback!

Did you learn something? There's one more thing I need to explain: why saying rough things during sex is more stimulating.

In my years of experience, excitement comes from two sources: release and inhibition. Saying rough things is the process of release. Orgasm is amplified by moaning and groaning, which also shortens the time to reach orgasm!

Most guys only understand the sensory release experience and don't realize that longer-lasting excitement comes from inhibition! That's right, this is my experience. A high-quality sexual experience is a marathon of willpower, not a 100-meter sprint of pure speed! Inhibiting

ejaculation is a skill every man should train for a lifetime for sexual happiness!

Similarly, suppressed arousal is what women who truly understand sex strive for. Perhaps you don't realize it yet, but if you simply cover your wife's mouth with a towel during your next sexual encounter, you'll deeply experience that sustained suppression means sustained arousal. The experience of suppressed arousal is likely the physiological basis for SM, so I must explain: perfect sex is silent. Aside from the rhythmic sounds of genital intercourse, you might hear nothing else! There's no exaggerated moaning like in porn, no seemingly lewd words, only the tranquility of both partners immersed in the moment and the overwhelming, almost uncontrollable desire within! Yes, that's the feeling that makes your entire being entangled!

But young men don't understand this profound meaning, always thinking that making their partner moan loudly, spewing lewd words, and engaging in unrestrained passionate performances—as long as the scene is spectacular—is awesome. To this, I can only express my deepest sympathy for your inferiority complex!

Regarding the claim of male genital anxiety, I only partially agree. It's true that many men are very concerned about their partner's feelings in bed, hoping for more from her. This is a manifestation of deep-seated insecurity. Men experience two anxieties at this time: first, whether they can satisfy their partner; and second, if they can't, whether they can achieve a second round, or even a "hat trick" (a high-level sexual encounter). The first is a common thought among young men, while the second is an ejaculatory anxiety that only becomes deeply felt as one reaches a certain age.

I think that probably more than half of women don't care whether you satisfy them. Their desire for orgasm isn't as strong as you might imagine. They care more about whether you can truly control them, control everything about them—body and mind!

Controlling her is much harder than giving her an orgasm, which is why many humiliation novels have become popular. However, would I say that all humiliation novels are just wishful thinking? Would I say that the number of women the authors of humiliation novels have slept with can be counted on one hand? Would I say that sexual fantasies about humiliation are merely a reflection of men's deep-seated ejaculatory anxiety? No, I don't want to offend anyone.

I just want to point out a direction for future generations. If you're truly interested, you'll find that a woman's breath is her lifeline. Many women, when describing the feeling of love at first sight, often describe it as almost unbearable, while men tend to use "heart flutter"—pshaw! Heart flutter? I think it's more like "cock flutter"! Please believe me, when it comes to the feeling of love at first sight, men are definitely much more naked than women! Women might even get so excited they can't breathe when they see an idol of the same sex, but what about men? You'd be better off giving them a pornographic film!

When you can skillfully penetrate her vagina, savoring the depth, length, and fullness of her every breath, and even guide her slowly on how to breathe and how to please you, like I have, you'll truly understand that without your penetration, she feels unable to enjoy breathing, because only you can completely control her freedom of breathing!

I've said so much already, and this white-haired girl in front of me is clearly already beyond aroused. I can feel her state through her breathing—that tearing sensation of wanting to be manipulated and ravaged by me, that hunger to be penetrated deeper, to be pierced through! She's only thinking about orgasm now, really, nothing can stop her from wanting it!

She clenched her vagina, her buttocks twisting wildly, her silver fingernails digging deep into my wrists. With her heavy breathing, she's full of energy, like a blade of grass facing the spring breeze—that resilience, so vibrant! Clearly,

she's trying to reach orgasm, but I won't give her the chance to satisfy herself. I'll continue to thrust into her honeypot in small, shallow bursts, but at a high frequency, quickly cutting off her breathing!

She can't breathe deeply anymore, she can't gasp for air, her whole body goes limp, except for her pink nipples, which are swollen and hard, as if they could squeeze juice out!

Haha~ She craves my touch, she craves my invasion, she craves everything between my legs, but she can do nothing because she is so helpless, trembling helplessly, moaning helplessly, longing helplessly!

Then, if I suddenly thrust in a few times, I could send her soaring to heaven! Her smooth abdomen is pushed high, her body immediately hardens, and her moans become even sharper. Is she about to climax?

No! I won't give it to her. How could I easily give up this opportunity to seduce her?

No!

I will slowly tell her, with my penis, how wonderful it is for her to crave an orgasm, how natural it is, and that no one can stop her from pursuing this feeling with anyone, as long as she is willing, as long as she doesn't refuse! I want her

to understand that I can give her an orgasm anytime I want, but she must satisfy me, she must know how to be grateful!

I will use my lower body again to deeply captivate her before me, brush away her damp, fragrant hair, and whisper in her ear, "You slut, tell your husband you're about to climax!"

Then I will immediately plunge in completely, pushing her to the breaking point of sexual arousal, letting her moan and groan in her unreleased desire, "Husband~ I~ am about to climax!"

But that's far from enough. Not only will I not ejaculate, but I will also stimulate her repeatedly. I want her to abandon all pretense and all concerns as she approaches orgasm, leaving only desire, the primal drive of an animal! I want her to say these words herself: "My hole feels so good being fucked!"

"Fuck my cunt, fuck me hard, don't stop!"

"I'm a slut, husband~ I'm a slut!"

"I'm a thirsty slut, fuck me, fuck me hard!" "I want an orgasm, husband~ I want an orgasm!" I will continue to stimulate her, I will tell her very clearly,

"That's right! Slut, you are a slut, a slut who craves semen, how many men's semen does your cunt want to suck? Tell me, say it, I'll make you—say it!" "Everything~ everything~~" "Everything?! You want every man in the world? How lewd are you! Slut! Tear off your disguise, you've almost forgotten what you used to be like, are you afraid to face your greedy self? But this is the truth! The ironclad truth! Slut! You slut! Accept everything you crave nakedly!" Hehe~ How about that? Do you feel breathless again? This is the power of reality, this is my strength!

Out of a sense of responsibility, I must remind everyone that the above content should not be taken literally! Firstly, you may not understand the real situation, and secondly, your bedroom skills may not be proficient!

However, I can give you a few general practical steps for sleeping with married women!

1. Subtly hint to her that you have a casual attitude towards sex. This is very important; it's completely contrary to your attitude towards dating innocent girls at school, because a married woman's sense of security mainly depends on her family.

Although many stupid novels may lead you to believe that married women cheat because they are unhappy in their families and are seeking emotional refuge elsewhere! How innocent must a naive young man have been to give this reason for cheating on his wife! The most unbelievable thing is that this concept has been regarded as a supreme classic by millions of otaku in China, passed down from generation to generation, and remains relevant! Damn! How many fathers have been misled by this? Can you even count them all?

As your teacher, I just want to emphasize one point: if you're not so stupid as to consider divorcing your wife just because you slept with another woman once, you'll easily understand why she cheated. External temptations are essentially the same for men and women; the only difference is societal evaluation.

2. Create an ambiguous atmosphere, implying to her that no matter what happens between you, you can continuously appreciate her (in reality, no man can do that!). Compliment her body, and you can even add some touching. Observe her reaction while simultaneously showing her your attitude!

Generally, married women don't strongly resist contact at this stage; in fact, most of them enjoy it because they've finally found a spark of passion in their otherwise monotonous lives—why would they so easily extinguish it?

3. A crucial step is the hookup phase. Let me teach you a practical, subtly seductive method—it's incredibly effective!

This method is simple, but extremely powerful! You just need a suitable time for intimacy (note that it must be a time suitable for both of you; how suitable that is depends on how careful your prior observations were!), plus a simple text message! The

message can say something like, "I miss you," followed by the time, hotel address, and room number. Then you just wait for her to knock on the door!

Of course, she might not come. If she doesn't, you must remain calm and resolutely stop contacting her. Theoretically, there's still a chance of reconciliation.

4. Once you're in bed, I suggest you don't say anything carelessly. Because if your technique isn't good, nothing you say will work, and it might even ruin the atmosphere!

Do you remember the story I was about to tell? It's the story I'll tell later!

She was incredibly indifferent in bed. I tried for a while, but she didn't react at all, like a corpse. The kind of shock you ca

n't understand unless you experience it firsthand. In a moment of desperation, I blurted out, "Slut! What are you pretending for!" That only earned me a deeply etched slap and a simple, brutal "Useless!" Although it wasn't an experience worth bragging about, I still gained something! For a long time, I used her as the object of my fantasies while masturbating. It was a strange feeling; I fantasized about her being raped by a fierce man, and I was there, her looking at me with that psychedelic gaze, as if saying, "Slut, see, can you satisfy me?"

I couldn't, I told myself I couldn't, but my penis became even harder. I don't know why, maybe it was because I finally saw her expression of ecstasy? I don't know, I just wanted to ejaculate with her orgasm, to ejaculate with that man!

Perhaps it was from 　　this point that 　　I gradually 　　accepted the idea of being 　　cuckolded . I 　　began to stop having any extreme 　　prejudices against this group 　　!

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