Xiao Bao's Big Guy

Gu Tian, male, 28 years old. On December 12, 2016, while shopping for discounted items on e-commerce platforms during the Double Twelve shopping festival, his computer malfunctioned and he tragically died from electrocution.

"Death is one thing, I don't mind. Everyone dies eventually. But what's with this time travel?" A child's voice murmured quietly.

"Time travel is one thing, but why am I still in China? Shouldn't I be in another world?!"
"Being in China is one thing, but why am I back in ancient times? Couldn't they send me to a more technologically advanced future to enjoy a technologically advanced life?!" "Being

in ancient times is one thing, but why did I have to come to the Qing Dynasty? Time travel novels always say, 'If you don't rebel in the Qing Dynasty, you'll get a drill in your chrysanthemum.' I don't want to rebel or get a drill in my chrysanthemum!" "

Coming to the Qing Dynasty is one thing, but why did I become a character in a novel? And it's a low-level martial arts world like *The Deer and the Cauldron*, where there's no chance of learning any extraordinary skills!" "Coming

to *The Deer and the Cauldron* is one thing, but why am I a plot character, and a minor, insignificant extra?"

"Being a character in the story is one thing, but why am I a eunuch?! Why is the guy in front of me that old turtle named Hai Dafu, and he's calling me Little Guizi?! Good heavens! Director, I demand a script change!"
Thus, in a parallel universe where many laws differ from those of Gu Tian's Earth, when the future Qing Dynasty emperor, Aisin-Gioro Xuan Ye, was still a little boy, Gu Tian let out a childish cry in the imperial palace.

Before him stood a smiling old eunuch, Hai Dafu, who played a significant role in the early stages of *The Deer and the Cauldron* and was known as Old Turtle Hai.

Hai Dafu looked at Gu Tian with a benevolent smile: "Little Guizi, starting today you must practice your skills. As a eunuch, you must develop a large penis to stand out in the harem. You must diligently practice this manual from today onwards."

As he spoke, Hai Dafu placed a book titled *The Golden Spear Technique* in front of the five-year-old Little Guizi (Gu Tian), who stared blankly at Hai Dafu.

??? Eunuch?! Big penis?! What the hell?! Gu Tian subconsciously reached down to his crotch, and his penis was still there.

Aren't eunuchs supposed to be castrated?! Why would he need to keep his penis? Isn't he afraid of committing adultery in the palace?!

Gu Tian felt like he was about to be blown away by the wind. Was this world he had come to really the legendary world of The Deer and the Cauldron? Director, you not only got the wrong script, but you also scribbled all over it with a red pen!
Do you know that what you did made the screenwriter and Jin Yong very desperate?

The world Gu Tian had come to was indeed the world of The Deer and the Cauldron, but this world was quite different from his Earth.

The theory of parallel universes has always been controversial in the scientific community. Every parallel universe is a space completely different from the universe where Earth is located.

The laws here may be the same as on Earth, but they may also be very different from those on Earth. In some universes, one plus one does not equal two, but three or even four.

The concepts of physical and biological laws in these universes may be completely different from the concepts of Earth where Gu Tian lived in his previous life. The world Furuta arrived in was, in fact, a parallel universe where the laws of nature were highly aligned with those of Earth. In basic mathematics, one plus one equals two. According to fundamental physics theorems

, apples here fall from trees to the ground, not rise into the sky.
It was practically an Earth-like space. Only minor deviations existed in certain laws, such as those in biology.

This universe differed greatly from Furuta's understanding of Earth, starting with the most basic method of reproduction.

In this world, the idea that kissing leads to childbirth was no longer an old-fashioned lie. The reproductive method for men and women here was indeed French kissing. This viewpoint completely overturned Furuta's worldview.

Due to the different reproductive methods, the primary male sexual characteristic—the penis—had begun to atrophy during evolution.

Since the penis was no longer needed for mating, human genetic memory naturally eliminated superfluous organs from the human body. Just as humans began eating cooked food after mastering fire in the ape-man era,

this evolution led to the atrophy of our masseter muscles after we stopped eating raw food. The digestive abilities of the stomach and intestines also began to adapt to cooked food rather than raw food.

This led to the elimination of unnecessary digestive organs, reducing the size of the stomach and intestines, allowing the body's genes to allocate more resources to the brain, thus enabling humans to become Homo sapiens.

Therefore, in this world, the male reproductive organs have degenerated into organs specifically for urination, so the penis doesn't need to be large since mating is unnecessary.

The penis grew during evolution to better penetrate deep into the vagina, as close to the uterus as possible. This ensures better fertilization of the sperm and egg during ejaculation.
Therefore, the penises of men in this world are generally only the size of a silkworm pupa, and the scrotum is only the size of a chestnut. They have also lost the ability to achieve erection and ejaculate.

In contrast to men, women, who bear the burden of pregnancy and childbirth, have not undergone any changes in the structure of the vagina and uterus.

Therefore, physiologically, women in this world are no different from women on Earth. The only difference is that women in this world don't have the concept of "virginity touching."

This is because, during the process of physical evolution, the penis has been genetically defined as an obstacle to reproduction, an unnecessary organ.

In short, this world has become very strange. In short, men have lost the pleasure derived from sex for various reasons, while women retain it.

However, this is still a feudal, patriarchal society where women have a relatively low status. With procreation guaranteed, the pleasure of sex seems optional.

Therefore, many women probably never experience sexual pleasure in their lives. After all, this is a conservative world, and no one teaches women how to achieve pleasure.

And the most surprising thing about this world is that while men still admire women, they show no preference for the most obvious sexual characteristics of a woman's body—breasts and vagina.

Most men are more concerned with a woman's appearance; her figure is of little interest to them. When they have sex with a woman, it usually involves a few passionate kisses.
Foreplay is completely unnecessary. So, touching a woman's smooth, white legs is not a fetish for men. They are more attracted to a woman's appearance—it's simply a primal attraction between the sexes. Having multiple wives is more about collecting and showing off; after all, it wasn't illegal in ancient times.
As Furuta grew up in this world and gradually understood its rules, he was almost speechless with astonishment.

So when he turned eleven and entered puberty, he tried to peep at the palace maids bathing. Thank goodness, he could still get an erection. Furuta felt incredibly fortunate looking at his growing penis. He tried masturbating while peeping at the maids bathing.

Well, masturbation does have its pleasures. Until he ejaculated his first load in this world, Gu Tian finally realized he was a normal man from his original world.

He didn't want to be a "man" in this world. In his eyes, the men in this world were more effeminate than women. They couldn't even have sex with women; their penises were practically useless, and they lived by kissing.

This kind of life wasn't quite like being a monk, but it was close. Gu Tian thought perhaps it was because of his transmigration that he was born different from other men. Most men's penises, even at adulthood, were only the size of a silkworm cocoon. But Gu Tian's were more developed than in his previous life. Maybe it was because of the "Golden Spear Technique"?
Here, it's necessary to mention why eunuchs exist in this world where men can't get erections. It's precisely because men in this world don't need vaginal penetration to ejaculate that illicit affairs within the palace become so easy. A few minutes of passionate kissing can result in pregnancy, and who knows if the emperor's son is even his biological child.

Therefore, the profession of eunuchs still flourished. Ancient Chinese physicians discovered a way to prevent male offspring from being passed on through a small incision in the scrotum, removing a small, bean-shaped organ.
This prevented men from reproducing through kissing. The penis would then regrow, growing from the size of a silkworm pupa to about five centimeters in length,

though still unable to achieve an erection. However, during this medical experiment, the physicians made a startling discovery: the "castrated" men gained the ability to ejaculate.

However, this ejaculation was completely different from what Gu Tian had known in his previous life. The sperm in this semen could not impregnate a woman, nor could they fertilize an egg.

But it had other uses, one important being to beautify women's skin. Experiments showed that women who consistently applied this semen had increasingly smooth and radiant skin. With continued application, even at sixty years old, they remained wrinkle-free, looking like a young woman in her twenties.

Another use was to accelerate wound healing. Applying male semen to any injured area would speed up the healing process.

External injuries are treated with topical application. Internal injuries can be healed by swallowing semen or by ejaculating inside the body. For women, male semen is almost a panacea.

However, experiments have shown that this semen has no effect on men. Although semen has various valuable uses in this world, it is extremely difficult to obtain. Indeed, even for eunuchs, who have regained their ejaculation ability, the rate at which they produce semen is very slow.

It takes about three months to accumulate and ejaculate a few milliliters of semen, and the ejaculation process is extremely painful, with no pleasure whatsoever. Meanwhile ,

the concubines in the harem are eager for the cosmetic effects of semen, and the supply of semen can never keep up with the consumption. Therefore, during the Tang Dynasty, the medical sage Sun Simiao and General Pei Ming, the greatest swordsman in the world and personally appointed by the court, jointly created the "Golden Spear Technique" specifically for eunuchs to practice.

In the Tang Dynasty, eunuchs were not only responsible for handling the internal affairs of the harem, but also served as the emperor's last line of defense. Just as Emperor Xuanzong of Tang would have died in the An Lushan Rebellion if not for the protection of the eunuch Gao Lishi, the
"Golden Spear Technique" not only accelerates the eunuch's ejaculation recovery but also has considerable health benefits. General Pei once said that even he, the Great Sword Saint of the Tang Dynasty, would have to retreat if he cultivated the "Golden Spear Technique" to the seventh level. This manual has ten levels in total, which shows its power.

However, the cultivation requirements of this manual are too harsh. The higher the level of cultivation, the higher the requirements for the penis.

It can be said that the "Golden Spear Technique" is a manual closely related to a man's endowment. If the endowment is not strong enough, even if you cultivate this manual, it will be difficult to achieve great things. But if the endowment is strong, then having this manual is like the wind borrowing the fire's power, and the fire amplifying the wind's might. Its growth is immeasurable.

"Hmm, not bad, not bad." Hai Dafu stood in front of Gu Tian, looking at him with satisfaction. Gu Tian has been in this world for almost ten years now and is a fifteen-year-old boy.

Gu Tian was somewhat embarrassed, as he was currently naked. Being stared at naked by an old man, who was even saying "not bad, not bad," was incredibly awkward.

Hai Dafu glanced at Gu Tian's penis, which, even limp, still stood at fourteen centimeters long, and said with satisfaction, "Put some clothes on."

"What level have you reached in your Golden Spear Technique?" Hai Dafu asked slowly.

"Reporting to Father-in-law, I've reached the second level and am about to break through to the third." After dressing, Gu Tian unceremoniously pulled up a stool and sat down next to Hai Dafu.

Having lived with Hai Dafu for ten years, he could no longer treat him the way he had in the novels. Although he had used Wei Xiaobao, even poisoning him to force him to do things, and because of the character's immersion in the novel, he felt the old man was very evil.

But upon reflection, Wei Xiaobao wasn't exactly a good person either. The two were just two of a kind.

Especially after living together, Gu Tian deeply understood that Hai Dafu treated Xiao Guizi quite well, almost like a nephew. Furthermore, Gu Tian deeply understood the principle of "one must bow one's head under the eaves," so he also tried to please Hai Dafu.

Therefore, over the past ten years, the two had developed a warmer relationship, becoming a rare source of support in the cold and scheming imperial palace.

"Your foundation is growing stronger every day. You're a prodigy in cultivating the Golden Spear Technique. In just ten years, you've already reached the third level," Hai Dafu said with some emotion. For Hai Dafu, the Golden Spear Technique was merely a rather peculiar martial arts manual, without any other significance.

"Most eunuchs can't endure the pain on their penises during cultivation. Throughout history, only a handful have reached the third level; in the entire Forbidden City, there are probably no more than twenty. Reaching the third level of the Golden Spear Technique signifies officially entering the inner martial arts' acquired path. In the future, you'll be considered a formidable figure in the martial world."

Hai Dafu, despite being a eunuch, possessed a certain rugged heroism. "It's a pity. Today you've turned fifteen. All eunuchs in the palace between fifteen and thirty are required to provide semen to the concubines once a month. Each eunuch's life force is damaged, making further cultivation difficult."
Gu Tian inwardly scoffed. That's for you. I'm different. Gu Tian didn't experience the excruciating pain described in the books, like being gnawed by ants on his penis. Instead, he felt a warm, comfortable sensation.
And after each practice, he felt his energy was stronger, completely unlike the torment experienced by other eunuchs. Of course, to avoid attracting attention, Gu Tian never revealed his true abilities. He simply imitated what others did.

Therefore, despite his exceptional talent, Gu Tian never aroused Hai Dafu's suspicion. Hai Dafu could only marvel at his potential as a master of the Golden Spear Technique.

"Father-in-law, there's no need to worry too much. I know what I'm doing," Gu Tian said to Hai Dafu.

Hai Dafu still looked at Gu Tian with concern and shook his head. "You have talent for both martial arts and literature. But you just can't seem to learn gambling. Sigh. Those two Wen brothers must have lost a lot of money again."

"There's nothing I can do, Eunuch Hai. Some things require talent," Gu Tian said helplessly. He naturally knew why Hai Dafu wanted him to gamble with the Wen brothers. Of course, it was for the Forty-Two Chapters Sutra from the Imperial Study.
But as Gu Tian said, everything requires talent. As an adult reincarnated, he had his own talent in both literature and martial arts. But gambling was the only thing he wasn't good at. After all, he wasn't Wei Xiaobao.

"I recently came up with a method. I've prepared a set of hidden weapon techniques called 'Nine Strikes of the Clear Character.' I'll start teaching it to you tomorrow. I think there's something in common between dice throwing and hidden weapon throwing. Practice hard, and you'll improve."
This was the only way Hai Dafu could think of to improve Gu Tian's gambling skills.

"Alright! Eunuch Hai. Why not just teach me today?" Gu Tian was still very interested in learning martial arts. Not to mention that he was a martial arts fan in his previous life, just knowing that he lived in this era, it would be very dangerous without good martial arts skills.

"Fool, have you forgotten what day it is today? Today is the fifteenth of the month, the day each of the empresses needs fresh semen. You turned fifteen last month, and today it's your turn to serve the empresses." Hai Dafu patted the hat on Gu Tian's head.

"With such a large endowment, I'm afraid the empresses will be tempted to let you insert your little bird into their bodies." Hai Dafu looked at Gu Tian with some concern.

"Insert it into their bodies?" Gu Tian pretended not to understand.

"Oh well. You'll find out soon enough. Just remember one thing: no matter how much it hurts when you're inside the empresses, you can't make a sound. You have to endure it, understand? Serve the empresses well, and wherever they tell you to ejaculate, you ejaculate there, understand?" Hai Dafu gave a stern final instruction.

Gu Tian was secretly overjoyed, but he answered without showing any emotion on his face. "Understood."
"Then go, it's getting late. Today you're serving Consort Lan of Guishu Courtyard, so go early. Come back early." Hai Dafu gave Gu Tian one last instruction before shooing him out of the courtyard.

Chapter Two: Serving Consort Lan Consort

Lan was the wife of the late Emperor, the Shunzhi Emperor. When she entered the palace, the beautiful Consort Dong'e had already won the Shunzhi Emperor's favor. Shunzhi was completely devoted to Consort Dong'e, ignoring the other concubines in the harem. Of course, there was no issue of uneven distribution of favor in this world. Because the men in this world couldn't produce "rain and dew."

So even after entering the palace, Consort Lan lived a life similar to her life at home. She read books, embroidered, and occasionally strolled in the garden. Her life was no different. If there was any difference, it was that the palace could provide her with more "beauty essence." The

eunuchs in this world were not like the eunuchs in Gu Tian's world. Not only did they have penises, but the eunuch surgery was also extremely complicated. It's far from a simple matter of a single cut in the world of Gutian. Imperial physicians must precisely remove a bean-sized organ from the scrotum to create a eunuch. Therefore, the number of eunuchs in this world is far less than on Earth. The entire Forbidden City probably has only about seven hundred eunuchs in total, while the number of palace maids is no less than fifteen hundred.

The only place in the entire world capable of performing eunuch surgery is the Imperial Hospital in the Forbidden City. Therefore, the number of eunuchs is indeed very small, and all of them come from the Forbidden City.

Consort Lan comes from the upper third class of the Eight Banners, the eldest daughter of the Plain White Banner. As a noble family, she does have several eunuchs assigned to the palace, but they are all over thirty years old and have long been drained of their semen. Consort Lan's parents have always wanted to train their daughter to enter the palace as a mistress.

However, without eunuch semen for skincare, their daughter's skin will inevitably be less than perfect. So back then, her family spent a considerable amount of money to obtain a small amount of semen from the palace every two months, which was then mixed with water and pearl powder to whiten and care for Consort Lan's skin. This method was indeed effective; Consort Lan, fourteen years her junior, was still a graceful young woman, and this whitening treatment made her even more beautiful, quickly leading to her selection for the palace.

"It's been almost fifteen years in the blink of an eye," Consort Lan, now twenty-nine, sighed wistfully in the Gui Shu Courtyard. She chatted casually with her close maid, Ying'er. "Back then, obtaining skin-beautifying semen was no easy feat. But I never imagined that after entering the palace, I wouldn't even have seen the late Emperor more than a few times before he passed away. I didn't leave him a single child, and now fifteen years have passed in this palace,"

Consort Lan said somewhat melancholy. Her slightly furrowed brows gave her the air of a beautiful woman behind a beaded curtain. Her eyebrows were curved like the moon, and her eyes were almond-shaped. Her rosy lips glistened with a moist sheen, tempting one to take a bite. Her well-maintained skin was as smooth as a baby's, feeling as silky to the touch.

Consort Lan wasn't tall, about 1.6 meters. However, her figure was remarkably well-proportioned; having never given birth, her waist was as slender as a sixteen-year-old girl's. A unique charm emanated from her swaying hips.
"Look at what you're saying, Your Highness. You're enjoying a life of luxury in the palace, aren't you? Today is the middle of the month, the time for the eunuchs to come and offer their services. In the whole world, besides the Forbidden City, what other woman enjoys this blessing, receiving a supply of fresh, warm semen every month?" Seeing Consort Lan's displeasure, her personal maid, Ying'er, quickly comforted her.

"Whether you smear it on your face or swallow it, countless women would kill for it." Ying'er's words somewhat soothed Consort Lan's mood. Consort Lan said, "What you say makes some sense. We live for ourselves. Why think so much? Alright, Ying'er, go see if the eunuchs who offer their services have arrived. I'll get ready now." Consort Lan sent Ying'er out to check, then turned and went into the inner room to undress.

Semen was a very precious substance; as the name suggests, it was the condensed essence of a person. Each time a eunuch came to offer his services, he would lose vital energy and need to replenish it with medicine. The master offering the services would usually give him some routine rewards. Otherwise, the eunuchs wouldn't be so attentive. After all, a new emperor brings a new court. Emperor Shunzhi had passed away, and these concubines were all from the previous generation, not the Empress Dowager. Why would servants fawn over them?

Therefore, Consort Lan cherished the monthly offering of semen. This semen was something you couldn't even get your hands on outside. So, Consort Lan removed her clothes piece by piece, revealing her fair and tender legs and arms. Her two round breasts had two pink protrusions. Her pubic area was also very clean, without a single hair. It was unclear whether she was naturally bald or had shaved it.

Consort Lan took a pink gauze bodice from the wardrobe and put it on. She reclined on a chaise longue, one hand supporting her head, the other casually touching her vulva. Occasionally, she would flick her clitoris with her fingers, a satisfied expression on her face.

This kind of pleasure was exclusive to women in this world; men could not experience the same sensory stimulation. This also made the social norms of this world vastly different from those on Earth. The boundaries between men and women were completely different from those on Earth, because men themselves did not have sexual urges, and sexual crimes were nonexistent in this world. Therefore, apart from some wealthy and refined households, mixed bathing or sleeping together was normal in the homes of ordinary poor people.

It's acceptable for a woman and a familiar man to meet naked in specific settings. However, public nudity is unacceptable, as streaking is generally considered impolite. It's common for men and women to undress while sleeping or bathing, since men in this world can't even achieve an erection and therefore cannot experience the pleasure of sex. Some women might secretly masturbate while naked with a man, watching him. However, this requires caution, as being caught is considered very impolite. Masters, on the other hand,

are less particular about their servants. Even if a master wants to lick your penis or even insert it into her vagina, you have no choice but to comply. For many eunuchs, the monthly offering of semen is a test. Due to their unique physical structure, these eunuchs cannot enjoy the pleasure of sex; each ejaculation is painful, and forced ejaculation using the "Golden Spear Technique" can cause their penises to ache for days.
Only two eunuchs were offering semen to Consort Lan this time, and Gu Tian was naturally one of them. Seeing that only two eunuchs had come to offer sacrifices, Ying'er, Consort Lan's personal maid, said somewhat displeasedly to the head eunuch, "Why are there fewer and fewer eunuchs coming to offer sacrifices these days? There were three last month." The head eunuch

replied with a forced smile, "There's nothing I can do, Sister Ying'er. Now, Ao Bai and Ao Shaobao have suggested that the Emperor streamline the expenses of the harem. The regular expenses of the harem have been reduced by a quarter. There are fewer new eunuchs entering the palace these days, and there are more thirty-year-old eunuchs who can't ejaculate. In addition, the Emperor had his wedding last month, and the Empress's side can't be neglected. We can't have fewer eunuchs to command. I have no choice, Sister Ying'er."

Ying'er muttered something, which Gu Tian didn't quite catch, but he guessed she was cursing Ao Bai. Gu Tian dared not comment on such matters. At least not now. Ao Bai was now a powerful and treacherous official who held immense power in the court. Even Emperor Kangxi had to defer to him. Who would dare to speak out about his affairs? That would be asking for trouble.

Ying'er could only talk the talk; she couldn't actually do much. She could only lead Gu Tian and the other to Consort Lan's quarters. Consort Lan was already very wet from playing with her vulva, her two slender white fingers fiddling with her labia majora and minora, occasionally moving in and out of her vagina, drawing out drops of vaginal fluid that soaked the chaise lounge.

Ying'er walked to Consort Lan's side and whispered a few words to her, presumably about the insufficient offerings. Consort Lan frowned, but sighed helplessly. "Well, the Emperor has just ascended the throne. There are many places to spend money; we elders should save where we can,"

Gu Tian said, listening to Consort Lan while speaking righteously on behalf of the Kangxi Emperor. Meanwhile, he continued to play with his own vulva, making it overflow with vaginal fluid. The stark contrast, coupled with Consort Lan's outstanding appearance and her alluring attire, almost made him salute on the spot. However, he managed to suppress this impulse by using the Golden Spear Technique. After all, there was a young eunuch in front of him, and he couldn't build his pleasure on someone else's suffering.

Gu Tian thought mischievously. The young eunuch in front of him looked to be only fifteen or sixteen years old, rather thin. Moreover, ejaculation was a difficult task for him. Why had the Golden Spear Technique been passed down in the palace for almost a thousand years without interruption, even through dynastic changes? Because becoming a eunuch wasn't something anyone could do. And ejaculation

was rare to begin with; without practicing the Golden Spear Technique, most people simply couldn't manage it. However, the cultivation of the Golden Spear Technique also relied on talent. Gu Tian, at fifteen, had reached the peak of the second level, making him an anomaly. Most young eunuchs his age were just beginning, and even the most talented had only mastered half of the first level. Eunuchs who have practiced the Golden Spear Technique, especially those who have reached the middle level of the first stage, don't feel much pain during ejaculation; they can just endure it. The pain lessens considerably at the second stage. Reaching the third stage, where the seminal gate is locked, signifies a minor success.

The eunuch in front of Gu Tian was clearly someone who hadn't even mastered the first stage. Last month, his penis ached for seven days after ejaculation, especially afterward; every time he urinated, it felt like someone was cutting into his penis with a knife—it was incredibly painful. But what could he do? He was a servant; he had to obey his master's orders.

Ying'er led Gu Tian and the other eunuch in to inform Consort Lan before leaving. Now, only Consort Lan, Gu Tian, and another eunuch were in Consort Lan's room.

Consort Lan pointed at the eunuch in front of Gu Tian and ordered, "You, take off your pants." The eunuch dared not disobey his master's command. The young eunuch quickly pulled down his pants, revealing his small penis. And calling it a small penis wasn't an understatement; it was only a little over five centimeters long and couldn't even get erect.

However, Consort Lan had never seen a large penis in her life. The largest one she had ever seen was from the head eunuch who had served her for three months at her wedding. At that time, the eunuch was already forty years old and had cultivated the Golden Spear Technique to the third level, enabling him to lock his seminal vesicles and recover his semen quickly. So, even at nearly forty, he could still ejaculate, and having cultivated the Golden Spear Technique to the third level, he could use internal energy to make his penis erect. Even so, the eunuch's erect penis was only a little over eight centimeters long.

Because of the new concubine, Consort Lan experienced the pleasure of sex for the first time in her life. The eunuch used his internal energy to force an erection and penetrated Consort Lan for about five minutes. That was the first time Consort Lan experienced the pleasure of sex in her life, and it was also one of the few times Emperor Shunzhi saw her. At that time, he ordered the eunuchs to serve Consort Lan with erect penises while chatting with her. Those were the happiest memories of Consort Lan's life. Finally, the eunuch penetrated for five minutes, but his strength gave out, and he ejaculated inside Consort Lan in front of Emperor Shunzhi.

However, Emperor Shunzhi didn't blame him, because he knew that penile penetration was a difficult task, and there were very few eunuchs in the entire Forbidden City who could do it. Inserting a penis into a vagina was incredibly painful for a eunuch; even those at the third level of the Golden Spear Technique couldn't last long.

Now, in the Kangxi era, there were even fewer eunuchs who could do it. Although there were twenty eunuchs at the third level of the Golden Spear Technique, they were all old. Their physical abilities had declined, and even if they managed to get an erection, it wouldn't be effective. To this day, Consort Lan still remembers the warm feeling when the eunuch ejaculated inside her. It was so comfortable, almost like ascending to heaven.

Unfortunately, she only enjoyed this experience for three months before Emperor Shunzhi passed away. Afterwards, Consort Lan wanted the eunuchs to ejaculate inside her again, but most of the young eunuchs' penises were limp and unable to penetrate.

Consort Lan pondered this, while the young eunuch timidly began masturbating in front of her. Gu Tian, however, didn't even bother to look at the tiny, five-centimeter penis.

"Come closer," Consort Lan, reclining on the chaise longue, beckoned to the young eunuch. She looked at his penis while caressing her vulva and breasts. The thin gauze undergarment offered little concealment, directly exposing Consort Lan's beautiful figure to Gu Tian.

The young eunuch, heeding Consort Lan's words, slowly approached her, until he was almost touching the front of the chaise longue, when Consort Lan finally told him to stop. The young eunuch stood before the chaise longue, using his thumb and forefinger to masturbate his penis. This masturbation wasn't actually for pleasure or ejaculation; rather,

it involved using the energy cultivation techniques of the "Golden Spear Technique" to stimulate acupoints and force the semen out. This method of masturbation produced absolutely no pleasure; instead, it caused a feeling even more unbearable than the agonizing sensation of being bitten by ants during martial arts practice. However, as eunuchs, they couldn't show their pain on their faces.

Consort Lan gently sniffed the scent of the small penis before her. The unique, musky aroma of a eunuch intoxicated her; she believed no woman could resist such a smell. Consort Lan couldn't resist sticking out her pink tongue and gently licking the eunuch's glans. Perhaps this stimulated the eunuch's acupoints, for he ejaculated before she could even prepare herself.

Tiny specks of milky white semen shot from his urethra. His ejaculation was indeed small, estimated by Gu Tian to be only three to four milliliters. However, Consort Lan cherished it, opening her cherry-like mouth wide to swallow every last drop. And at the very end, she even took the eunuch's glans into her mouth, sucking hard twice, even making a "pop" sound.

She was trying to squeeze out every last drop of semen from him, and the eunuch's face contorted in pain. But he dared not utter a sound.

"Such a beautiful woman gave you oral sex and even licked your glans clean. You don't even know how to enjoy it. Sigh, the men of this world are truly miserable." Gu Tian genuinely felt a deep sympathy for the men of this world. Only after

Consort Lan licked up the last bit of semen from the eunuch did she let him leave. Hearing that he could leave, the eunuch, as if granted a pardon, quickly put on his trousers and left Gui Shu Yuan. Gu Tian glanced at the departing eunuch and felt sorry for him. A woman as beautiful as Consort Lan would have been the object of countless men's desires in Gu Tian's previous life. Yet the men here feared sex like a tiger.

Oh, no. According to the rules of this world, it was the eunuchs who feared sex like a tiger. Because normal men in this world didn't even have the ability to have sex.

"Take off your pants too." Consort Lan swallowed all the semen, then took a sip of wine, swallowing the remaining semen, before speaking to Gu Tian.

Gu Tian had been waiting. To be honest, after practicing the Golden Spear Technique, he felt his libido greatly increase. His penis was normally fourteen centimeters long, and nearly twenty centimeters when erect, with a diameter about three adult fingers. However, according to the Golden Spear Technique, it's best to ejaculate sparingly during practice to ensure smooth progress.
Therefore, Gu Tian rarely masturbated, only about once a month to relieve his stress. This month, he hadn't masturbated yet. He knew he would be serving the concubines in the harem this month, hoping to be assigned a beautiful one. He planned to masturbate to her and finally ejaculate all his semen onto the emperor's woman.

"Yes, Your Highness." Unlike the somewhat timid eunuch from before, Gu Tian, having achieved some success in practicing the Golden Spear Technique, was taller and more imposing than his peers, and his face was quite handsome. Because the little eunuch had blocked her view earlier, Consort Lan hadn't seen Gu Tian, but now, seeing him, her eyes lit up.

Without waiting for Consort Lan's instructions, Gu Tian walked directly to the front of her chaise longue. Standing no more than twenty centimeters away from her, Gu Tian quickly loosened his belt, releasing his already throbbing penis. Now, with only Consort Lan and Gu Tian in the room, Gu Tian's enormous twenty-centimeter-long penis was directly displayed before Consort Lan's eyes.

"This, this is…" Consort Lan was speechless with surprise.

"Your Highness, this is my penis." Gu Tian was as respectful as any other eunuch, his large penis standing erect before Consort Lan. The glans, as large as an egg, was purplish-red, and the strong masculine scent almost made Lan Fei drunk—truly drunk. She felt she had never smelled such a pleasant aroma in her life; it was a powerful scent of hormones, the kind only a pure male could exude.

This scent was stimulating the pheromones within her female body. "So fragrant," Lan Fei exclaimed, her eyes fixed on Gu Tian's penis. Gu Tian watched Lan Fei sway before his penis while masturbating with his left hand. This was real masturbation; in this bizarre and grotesque environment, the pleasure of humiliating the emperor's woman stimulated Gu Tian. He gently masturbated, intentionally or unintentionally nudging his large glans against Lan Fei's luscious red lips.

"Your Golden Spear Technique has reached the third level?" Lan Fei stared blankly at the large penis before finally asking. The hot breath she exhaled stimulated Gu Tian as she spoke. This made him unable to resist pushing his penis forward again, his glans already touching Lan Fei's lower lip.

Gu Tian couldn't help but draw a circle on Lan Fei's lower lip with his glans, and the pre-ejaculate secreted from his urethral opening smeared onto Lan Fei's face. However, Lan Fei did not blame Gu Tian for his rudeness. On the contrary, she seemed somewhat excited by the stimulation.

Lan Fei opened her mouth as wide as possible, and she barely managed to take Gu Tian's large glans into her mouth. "Reporting to Your Majesty, I have mastered the Golden Spear Technique to the peak of the second level, and I am about to reach the third level." Gu Tian answered Lan Fei's question very politely. However, Lan Fei was no longer concerned with answering.

She tried her best to call out to Gu Tian's large glans, and from time to time used her pink little tongue to lick and sweep Gu Tian's glans, as if she were licking a frozen ice cream, trying to melt this delicious but hard ice cream with her tongue, and then lick the thick white liquid that flowed out.

For some reason, Gu Tian's large penis held a tremendous attraction for Lan Fei. At twenty-nine, Lan Fei was at the peak of her sexual desire. In this world, women who couldn't receive sexual love from men could only rely on masturbation for self-satisfaction. Lan Fei obsessively sucked on Gu Tian's penis while simultaneously playing with her own vagina.

Because Lan Fei's mouth was too small and she had never performed oral sex, she only sucked on Gu Tian's penis, licking the glans with her tongue. She didn't know how to perform the piston-like motion. Therefore, Gu Tian had to take matters into his own hands. He gently thrust his hips, beginning intercourse in Lan Fei's mouth with relatively little force.

When Gu Tian slowly pulled his penis out, Lan Fei thought he was going to withdraw it. She couldn't help but move her head along with his penis, watching the noblewoman so unabashedly pursuing the taste of his penis. Gu Tian couldn't help but smile smugly to himself. Men, you still need to have a big dick!

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