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[The scholar flirts with his sister-in-law] 

Once upon a time, there was a scholar who, one day, accompanied his wife to her parents' home to celebrate his father-in-law's birthday. Overjoyed, he drank a few too many cups of wine and became completely drunk, being taken back to his study to rest. Not long after, his sister-in-law came to the study to get something and noticed her brother-in-law's pillow had fallen to the floor. She picked it up for him and, as she did so, lifted his neck to support him properly. However, the scholar, though drunk, was not truly sober. Seeing this opportunity, he grabbed his sister-in-law and wouldn't let go.
After struggling free, the sister-in-law, in a fit of anger, wrote a poem on the wall to vent her frustration:
You kindly came to help me with my pillow, why did you pull on my clothes? If it weren't for my sister's sake, I definitely wouldn't have let you have your way. Damn it! Damn it!
After the scholar's sister-in-law left, he got out of bed and felt very embarrassed, so he wrote a poem to explain himself:
So sweetly I steadied your pillow, so tenderly I tugged at your clothes, mistaking you for my wife, not my aunt. My apologies! My apologies!
After the scholar finished writing his poem, he went back to sleep. His wife, seeing the poem on the wall, was consumed by jealousy and wrote her own poem as well:
Intentionally touching her pillow, deliberately pulling at her clothes, writing poems on the wall—it's all a lie. The same to each other! The same to each other!
Soon after, his brother-in-law also saw it and, unable to resist the urge to write, also composed a poem:
Qingxin leans on her pillow, Xunxin pulls at her clothes; though sisters are alike, the elder is your wife. Wake up! Wake up!
Later, when his father-in-law discovered this, he was furious and wrote a poem as a warning:
He shouldn't have touched the pillow, and he shouldn't have pulled at her clothes; both of them were wrong. Don't do it again. Remember! Remember!
Feeling sorry for her son-in-law, the mother-in-law could only write a poem to smooth things over:
He's already come to support her pillow and pulled at her clothes; it's not unusual for a brother-in-law to flirt with his aunt. Don't mention it! Don't mention it!
After seeing this, my aunt's fiancé angrily wrote a poem:
The poor girl came to lean on the pillow, and he actually pulled on her clothes! You dare to flirt with your aunt? I'll flirt with your wife! Fairness! Fairness!
After seeing it, the scholar's own father also wrote a poem:
He should come and support her, or even pull at her clothes. Anyway, he's already married, so having another one is cheaper! Keep trying!
After seeing the old man's poem, the scholar's mother thought it was a good idea and also wrote a poem:
Since she's here to help me up, I'll pull her clothes tight. One of us can wash the dishes, and the other can mop the floor! Happiness, happiness!
The uncle's daughter entered the room, looked at the words on the wall, and also wrote a poem:
My aunt comes to help me with my pillow, my uncle smiles broadly; if my eldest aunt isn't around, my uncle often teases her. It's a secret! A secret!
Later, the scholar's son, who was studying at a private school, saw the words on the wall after school and also wrote a poem:
The man is my father, the woman is my aunt; we're all family, why make such a fuss? I understand! I understand!
At this moment, my aunt's fiancé's father saw it and also wrote a poem on the wall:
My aunt meant well, but the scholar took advantage; you bullied my daughter-in-law, watch out for your wife. Retribution! Retribution!
At this moment, my aunt's fiancé's mother saw it and also wrote a poem on the wall:
The scholar wasn't drunk, but he wanted to test his aunt. The aunt was too alluring; he had a wife, yet he still dared to flirt with his aunt. Don't even think about it! Don't even think about it!

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