[This is so clever! A rhyming jingle about men and women—who wrote it? It's hilarious!]

1. Men get massages when they're tired, they get their hair washed when they're worried, they gamble when they're suffering, and they often end up in the wrong bed when they're busy. Ladies, please understand men. Life is tough for men: if you're handsome, you're too sought after; if you're not, you're not presentable. If you're lively, you're considered too slick; if you're quiet, you're considered too dull. If you wear a suit, you're considered too serious; if you dress casually, you're considered a country bumpkin. If you earn money, they worry you'll have a mistress; if you don't, they worry about supporting your children. If you get married, you're afraid you'll regret it; if you don't, they're afraid she'll regret it. If you have a child, you're afraid you won't have enough money to raise it; if you don't, you're afraid you'll be alone in your old age. It's hard being a woman these days, but it's even harder being a man. Men, you should treat yourselves better!
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2. It's so good to be a woman in modern society. If you're pretty, you're called a beauty; if you're not, you're called elegant. If you're talented, you're called a talented woman; if you're not, that's okay too, you can still be called a lady. If you're thin, you're called slender; if you're plump, you're called voluptuous. If you're tall, you're called graceful; if you're short, you're called petite. If you have a good temper, you're called gentle; if you have a bad temper, you're called feisty. If you love to laugh, you're called youthful; if you have a serious face, you're called aloof. If you're lively, you're called radiant; if you're reserved, you're called poised and generous. If you wear makeup, you're called charming and alluring; if you don't, you're like a lotus in clear water. If you dress neatly, you're called dignified and beautiful; if you dress casually, you're called carefree and elegant. If you're young, you're called youthful and beautiful; if you're older, you're called mature and charming. If many people pursue you, you're called a star surrounded by admirers; if no one dares to pursue you, you're called aloof and proud. If you earn money, you're called pursuing independence; if you don't, you're called sacrificing for your family. If you have many children, you're called a great mother; if you don't have children, you're called responding to the national plan. Staying home all the time is called being virtuous; going out all the time is called being a feminist. Never getting divorced is called being devoted; frequently getting divorced is called pursuing happiness. Nagging is called patient guidance; belittling and oppressing is called being a savage girlfriend. Insisting on being like a man is called being assertive; insisting on men giving way is called "ladies first." Looking like a woman is called being feminine; not looking like a woman—that's even less of a problem, that's called being a supergirl, and she's hot right now.
3. Being a woman is tough. If you're pretty, you attract too much attention; if you're not pretty, you're not presentable. If you're highly educated, no one dares to marry you; if you're not educated, no one wants you. If you're lively, you're accused of being a flirt; if you're reserved, you're accused of being pretentious. If you dress up, you're accused of being a vixen; if you don't dress up, you're accused of lacking femininity. If you earn your own money, men will be deterred; if you let a man support you, you'll be accused of being a gold digger. If you have children, you're afraid of being fired; if you don't, you're afraid of being dumped by your husband. Sigh, being a woman is really hard. Therefore, women should be tough on men, but lenient on themselves. You must eat, drink, and have fun, otherwise, if you work yourself to death, someone else will spend your money, live in your house, play with your man, sleep in your bed, and even tear up your photos and beat your children. (?=600) window.open("https://b215.photo.store.qq./psb?/b87cf677-f5e8-4223-bd53-90001a9aa515/pdmrlsdugjiy.oso13a r9qnmsztvgnhabu50gbcztp8!/b/yty.oidixqaayjsxl4akeaaa&ek=1&kp=1&pt=0&su=0156264353&sce=0-12-12&rf=2-9");" onload="if(this.offsetwidth>"800")this.width="800";if(this.offsetheight>"700")this.height=floor(700 * (800 / this.width));" >
4. After nightfall, our society is like this: there are people drinking, people clapping, and people playing life-or-death games; there are people shouting, people singing, and people holding onto the microphone; there are people playing cards, and people winning every round; there are people getting foot massages, back massages, and people sleeping naked after massages; there are people missing each other, people admiring each other, and people pouring their hearts out on the phone; there are people talking about love, people saying love, and people kicking each other on the ground; there are people exchanging glances and making their husbands angry; there are people who are unfaithful and causing their wives to look for other men; there are people performing, people practicing intensely, and people jumping off buildings to attract onlookers.
5. Women should learn to use men correctly: Talented men as advisors, handsome men as lovers, high-earning men as husbands, family-oriented men as husbands, reliable men as confidants, and intelligent men as fathers of their children. On the occasion of International Women's Day, I extend my holiday greetings to all the outstanding women who have long fought in fitting rooms, watched Korean dramas, never cooked, are incredibly charming, and control their husbands' wallets. Wishing all my sisters: a devilish figure, a white-collar income, no housework, daily happiness, lasting love, a sophisticated lifestyle, shopping sprees, a large number of lovers, and a husband who is your slave.
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6. Five major weaknesses of women: Coming home from work and going straight to the kitchen; eating dinner and going to bed; saving their salary in the bank; going the furthest they go out is the mall; sleeping in only one bed their entire life. Solution: Women can stay in the kitchen after work, go to bed whenever they want, spend their salary as they please, go wherever they want, and wear a wedding dress whenever they feel like it. Direction of effort: No need to go to the kitchen after get off work, can stay in bed all night, buy fashionable clothes with other people's salaries while saving her own in the bank, go wherever she wants, and have a long line of potential suitors.
7. Five things men do wrong: They smoke cheap cigarettes (around 2.5 yuan), ride bicycles while others drive cars, are outdated in modern society, have no money or stocks, and get a beer belly from flattery. There's basically no direction for improvement or change.
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8. Lamenting men: talented men are ugly, handsome men earn little, high-earning men neglect their families, family-oriented men are unambitious, ambitious men are not romantic, romantic men are unreliable, and reliable men are spineless. Lamenting women: beautiful women don't cook, women who cook aren't gentle, gentle women lack assertiveness, assertive women lack femininity, feminine women spend money recklessly, women who don't spend recklessly aren't fashionable, fashionable women are untrustworthy, and trustworthy women are unattractive.

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