Girlfriends are all goddesses, but it's tough on the men.

1. After dinner, I argued with my girlfriend and got seriously injured, ending up in the hospital. In the hospital room, I finally mustered the courage to yell at her. Why? Because a wounded man is bound to be brave, right?

2. Girl: I ran away from home when I was 17, and you were there for me. When I was helpless and alone, you were there for me. Now I'm heartbroken, and you're still there

for me. I've realized... Boy: Is this a confession?!

Girl: I've realized... Are you a jinx?!

3. One day I asked my girlfriend, "What kind of romance do you want?"

She replied, "My idea of romance is actually very simple... We rob someone, and after we succeed, while we're fleeing with the money, you're unfortunately arrested, refuse to confess, and go to jail... leaving me alone, heartbroken... spending the rest of my life living a life of extravagance..."

4. In school, I had a girlfriend who would cheer me on from the sidelines every time the school team played a game. During halftime, other people's girlfriends would rush over with water, saying, "You must be tired from playing on the field, have some water."

But I have to rush over with water for my girlfriend, saying, "You must be tired from yelling on the sidelines, have some water."

5. a: "Does your girlfriend have many flaws?"

b: "As many as the stars."

a: "Does your girlfriend have many good points?"

b: "As few as the sun."

a: "Then why do you still like her so much?"

b: "Because when the sun comes out, the stars are gone."

6. Walking on the street, I overheard a woman on the phone saying something shocking: "Don't mess with me, or I'll use my 'child-killing mouth'..."

7. My boyfriend said, "If you go for plastic surgery, two yuan will be enough."

I proudly touched my chin and asked, "Really?"

He said, "Yeah, take the bus to the plastic surgery hospital, the doctor takes one look and shakes his head saying it can't be done, then you take the bus back."

8. Suddenly an umbrella appeared in the rainy sky, and a brave boy said, "You'll catch a cold, one yuan!"

"Too expensive, 50 cents."

"Eight cents."

"Deal, the umbrella has to be on my side."

9. In the elevator, I met a very glamorous woman. I joked, "Miss, looking for someone?"

She replied, "Delivering takeout."

Now that I think about it, wait a minute, she only had a bag in her hand!

10. Goddess: Call me Queen.

Loser: Queen Ba
.
Goddess: You pig? Just two words.

Loser: Turtle Ba!

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