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The most frequently occurring phrase in universities 

1. I'm going to study hard tomorrow!

2. I'm never playing games again!?

3. Open the door, I forgot my keys!!!?

4. Anyone going to the cafeteria? (Next sentence: Get me some takeout)??

5. Anyone want to lend me some money?

6. Was there roll call today???

7. I have an exam tomorrow, sit in front of me, I'll save you a seat.?

8. What level are you, bro???

9. A: Want to eat? B: Yes. A: Get me some too.

10. A: What classes are there today? B: I don't know.

11. A: Have you finished your homework? Let me copy it. B: I'm waiting for someone else's too!?

12. Let's play cards! We need three more!?

13. Brothers, as long as we live, we'll sleep! 14.

Let's go play ball—who took my socks???

15. What day is it today?????

16. A: From now on, no more swearing in the dorm! / B: What the hell!?

17. Brothers and sisters, hurry up, it's time for roll call!

18. Q: When is the exam? A: I think it's in a few days. B: It's tomorrow. C: No way, I don't even know which subject it is! D: Huh? Didn't you guys go to the exam yesterday?... Everyone faints.

19. A: Get up, you're going to be late! B: I'm not going today, please take attendance for me, or write a leave note. 20.

Today is Christmas, let's have a get-together! Today is Mother's Day, let's have a get-together! Today is Children's Day, let's have a get-together! Today is Teacher's Day, let's have a get-together! It's so cold today, let's have hot pot!

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