The cafeteria forgot to wash the pots again.

1. The forest was recruiting for war, and all the animals had to undergo a physical examination. The monkey, first in line, really didn't want to join the army. Looking at his tail, he gritted his teeth and broke it off. Inside, the medic said, "A broken tail means you're disabled; you don't need to serve!"

The rabbit, second in line, seeing the monkey's actions, resolutely broke off his ear as well. The medic refused to let the rabbit serve for the same reason. The bear, third in line, thought, "My ears are so short, and my tail is practically nonexistent. What should I do?"

The kind rabbit and monkey tried to help him. Suddenly, the monkey shouted, "I know! Break your teeth, and you'll be disabled!" So the monkey and rabbit gave the bear a good beating, breaking all his teeth. Although the bear was in pain, he was happy to go for the physical examination.

Soon, a bear came out crying, covering its mouth. The monkey and rabbit ran over and asked, "Didn't you succeed?"

The bear, still covering its mouth, cried and said, "...They said I'm too fat to join the army!"

2. In the cafeteria, Xiaoming and his classmate Lili found a small piece of egg in their porridge. Xiaoming was overjoyed, "The school is finally starting to pay attention to the quality of the food! The egg porridge is good, tastes good, and is nutritious."

Lili shook her head thoughtfully, "The cafeteria forgot to wash the pots again. "

3. A new prisoner arrived at the jail. During a chat, someone asked him, "Hey, what did you do to get in?"

"I accidentally opened the window while working," the man replied.

"Ah, what law did you break?" everyone exclaimed.

"I work on a submarine," the man said again.

The ship was about to sink, and the captain shouted, "Who knows how to pray?" "I do." "Very good, you'd better pray for yourself!" "The captain breathed a sigh of relief and said, 'Everyone else, put on your life jackets immediately. Thank goodness, we were just one life jacket short.'"

4. At the end of the year, a man hosted a banquet at home to entertain those who had helped him, inviting four guests in total. It was nearly noon, and one person hadn't arrived. He muttered to himself, "Why hasn't the one who should be here arrived yet?" Hearing this, one of the guests thought, "If the one who should be here hasn't arrived, then I shouldn't have come?" So he got up and left. He regretted his words, saying, "The one who shouldn't have left has left." Another guest thought, "The one who shouldn't have left has left; it seems I should leave!" and also left. The host, realizing he had offended the guests with his careless words, was very remorseful. His wife also complained that he hadn't spoken properly, so he argued, "I wasn't talking about them." The last guest, hearing this, thought, "Not them! Then it must be me!" He sighed and left as well.

5. "Do you know why I'm punishing you, Arthur?"

"No, Father. Why?" "

Because you hit a child younger than you."

"But I'm younger than you, why did you hit me?"

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