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Selected Micro-Quotes 1015: Let's use "尕" to replace flat-chested. 

1. Dr. Yang from a reproductive hospital in Jinan discovered through years of research that men who prefer shorter women do so because they have smaller genitals. Men with smaller genitals only feel confident and have a desire to conquer shorter women; this is a natural selection process in the biological world, not a matter of personal preference for cute, petite women. Dr. Yang also said, "Hehe, what's this about the cutest height difference? It's just because his dick is small." ( @Onion Daily)



2. Hmm... I destroyed another 200 million humans today... *wipes mouth* ( @腐妹子猥琐晴)



3. When an idiot annoys you, instead of swallowing your anger and making excuses like "There's nothing I can do, there are all kinds of birds in a big forest," you might as well sneer and silently chant in your heart, "I've been wandering the world for many years, and you're the first one who dares to talk back to my face. I'm not afraid of anything, I like it! I'll save you for last and slowly kill you." ( @小野妹子学吐槽)



4. Most men are clumsy when they're serious. Those sweet words that sound humorous and heartwarming to you are either teasing you or they don't take you seriously at all. ( @肥了个香蕉)



5. If you don't want to be too explicit about someone having a flat chest, just use "尕" instead. ( @从我沐浴 )

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