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A lewd woman's diary (excerpt) 

A Lustful Woman's Diary: A virgin who is beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy, and cute is like a ghost... Men talk about her, but no one has ever seen her in person...
— January 10th, Diary Excerpt
. There are two kinds of men: those who are lustful and those who are extremely lustful;
there are also two kinds of women: those who pretend to be innocent and those who pretend not to be innocent.
— January 19th, Diary Excerpt.
What is cruelty? If it's a man, I'll break three of his legs;
if it's a male dog, I'll break five of its legs!
— February 6th, Diary Excerpt.
Maintaining life depends on movement, creating life also depends on movement; the difference is—under the bed and on the bed.
— February 10th, Diary Excerpt.
Female praying mantises eat male praying mantises after mating. Is that cruel?
But some women swallow countless offspring during mating...
— February 18th, Diary Excerpt.
Girls care about happiness for the rest of their lives; boys focus on happiness for their lower bodies...
— February 27th, Diary Excerpt.
When men talk about inner beauty, they mean what's inside the bra, not the heart.
—Diary Excerpt March 11th:
Don't go out on rainy days. Rainwater isn't poisonous, but getting wet is a minor issue compared to getting gonorrhea.
—Diary Excerpt March 13th:
Looking at beautiful women on the street, a higher gaze is appreciation, a lower gaze is lewdness.
—Diary Excerpt March 17th
: My dream life: Sleeping until I naturally wake up, counting money until my hands cramp.
My real life: Counting money until I naturally wake up, sleeping until my hands cramp…
—Diary Excerpt March 18th:
Being alone in an empty room makes one wasteful; having many wives and concubines teaches thrift.
But now, I yearn for thrift while wasting my days.
—Diary Excerpt April 10th:
Science proves: Inferior condoms can easily lead to rectal cancer.
—Diary Excerpt May 17th:
A good horse is ridden, and a good person is also ridden.
A person riding a horse is exercise, a person riding another person is entertainment,
a horse riding a person… bestiality?!
—Diary excerpt June 9th
No matter how high a woman stands, when she squats down she can only wet the ground beneath her feet;
a powerful man stands higher and urinates farther!
—Diary excerpt June 20th
Being single is painful, being single for a long time is even more painful.
A few days ago I saw a boar and even thought it was handsome…
—Diary excerpt June 22nd
After breaking up with my boyfriend, I finally understood that happiness must be in my own hands, not in the mouths of others!
—Diary excerpt July 9th
I've regressed; I still can't swim.
Before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer…
—Diary excerpt July 21st
I just realized that the way to attract a man is to keep him wanting;
the way to attract a woman is the opposite—keep her satisfied.
—Diary excerpt September 8th
A man's upper body is cultivation, his lower body is his true nature;
a woman's upper body is bait, her lower body is a trap.
—Diary Excerpt September 10th:
Menstrual blood is the uterus crying for loneliness, nocturnal emission is the seminal vesicle shedding tears for repression. Menstruation happens once a month, but nocturnal emission is irregular, which proves: a man doesn't easily shed tears…
—Diary Excerpt September 23rd
: Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl for being a virgin, but they will also laugh at a boy for being a virgin.
—Diary Excerpt October 31st:
Some people's love is like an adult film, some are like a Category III film, some are like a comedy, and some are like an art film; mine is the worst. My love process is like an art film, a comedy, a Category III film, an adult film, a suspense film, an action film, and finally a horror film.
What's even more infuriating is that it even has commercial breaks…
—Diary Excerpt November 16th:
I really don't understand. Girls buy lots and lots of pretty clothes to attract boys' attention, but what boys want to see is a girl without clothes.
—Diary Excerpt December 31st

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