My **** Diary

My dearest wife:
In the past year, I asked you for sex 365 times, and
only succeeded 36 times... That's an average of once every ten days.
Below is a table summarizing the reasons for the failures...
54 times because the sheets were clean;
17 times because it was too late;
49 times because you were too tired; 20 times
because it was too hot;
15 times because you pretended to be asleep;
22 times because you
had a headache; 17 times because you were afraid of waking the baby;
16 times because you said you were aches and pains all over; 12 times
because it was my period;
19 times because I had to get up early the next day
; 9 times because you said you weren't in the mood
; 7 times because you were sunburned;
6 times because you wanted to watch late-night shows
; 5 times because I didn't want to ruin your freshly permed hair;
3 times because I was afraid the neighbors would hear;
and 9 times because I was afraid your mother would hear.
Even the 36 successful attempts weren't entirely satisfactory...
because 6 times you just lay there motionless.
Eight times you reminded me there was a crack in the ceiling.
Four times you told me to hurry up and finish.
Seven times I had to shake you awake to tell you I was done.
And once I worried I might have hurt you because you suddenly moved.

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