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We were having sex on the living room sofa, and just as we were about to climax, my wife's younger sister opened the door and came in with one of her female classmates. We were so embarrassed! My wife gestured for me to pull out, and I reluctantly did, but... The pleasure of sex washed over me, and in my excitement, I thrust back into my wife's vagina. ===
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Her shoes were outside and very conspicuous. We were embracing on the bed, having just finished and weren't wearing anything, and she hadn't wiped herself. We heard footsteps outside the door. We quickly put them on. She didn't make a sound in my room, but my father definitely noticed. So he asked me, "Where did Mom go?" and then he went to look for her. It
was so embarrassing; I didn't get home until 1 a.m. that night. Have you ever had a similar experience? Here are some examples:
1. My girlfriend and I were having sex in her room with the door closed, while her parents were watching TV in the living room. We were really getting into it when her mother suddenly knocked on the door to bring us apples. My girlfriend quickly told her mother not to come in.
But, I guess her parents had already guessed what we were doing. 1. When I went out, I didn't dare to say a word, but her mother was quite enthusiastic in easing the awkward situation.
2. I was even worse off. My girlfriend and I were completely naked when my mom unlocked the door. I quickly put on some shorts and squeezed through the door, telling my mom to wait a bit. My girlfriend hurriedly went to another room. But in her haste, she forgot to take any clothes!
My mom noticed as soon as she came in, but pretended not to know and told me to secretly take her clothes to the other room. Ah… my mom is so kind!
3. A friend of mine and his girlfriend, who were both 17 and still in high school, were having passionate sex at her house when her mom suddenly opened the door. He was so scared that he ran behind the sofa without even putting on his clothes, but he was definitely discovered. Her mom slapped him hard across the face and pointed to the balcony, saying, "Jump off!" My buddy said, "I was so brave and awesome back then. I said, 'I'm not jumping!'"
4. My room is closest to the door. My girlfriend and I had just finished making love when my dad came home. But I had locked the door, and he didn't bother me. Later, I went to the hallway to get some water, and my dad asked me, "Is someone in the room?" I said yes, and then I heard him say to me, "Don't get pregnant." "
5. After finishing with my girlfriend, while we were having sex and playing, her brother pushed open the door and came in. "Good boy, my future wife will give me a good beating. Who told you not to interrupt the door?"
6. One time, my boyfriend went to my house. Of course, we slept in my brother’s room that night. After turning off the light, my boyfriend got upset and got under the quilt (double quilt) to add some space for me... I was so happy that my brother knocked on the door and turned on the light. Oh my god
. After he left, I remembered that I had forgotten to lock the door. But it was a great night...
7. Let me tell you something. One time, my mother was not at home, and LP and I were having sex in the living room. After we were done, we suddenly heard the sound of a key opening the door. It must be that my mother came back. I rushed out of the bathroom quickly, took my clothes and went into my room. Suddenly, I remembered that LP’s clothes were still in the living room.
8. My girlfriend came to my house for the first time. Because it was far from home, we were so excited when we got there! We passionately made love on the living room sofa for about half an hour. Then we heard the door open, and just then we climaxed! We were too tired to walk, so we just lay back on the sofa! We heard my mom come into the room, and we were relieved she hadn't found out, but when we stood up, we saw my girlfriend's and my clothes scattered all over the floor! From that night on, we lived together! (If we weren't discovered, we still pretended to be very proper at home.)
9. My wife's younger sister lives with us because her family lives in the countryside, making it convenient for her to go to school. One weekend, she went out, and my wife and I watched some porn. Then we started having sex on the living room sofa. Just as we were about to climax, her younger sister opened the door and came in with one of her female classmates. We were so embarrassed! My wife gestured for me to pull out, and I reluctantly did, but... The pleasure of sex overwhelmed me, and in my excitement, I thrust back into my wife's vagina, pumping wildly a few times until I ejaculated. Then I quickly got up and dressed. During this time, her younger sister and her classmate were stunned. After several seconds, they blushed and went into the inner room. I even noticed her younger sister glance back at me quickly. Afterwards, my wife kept blaming me for being too impulsive.
10. I also had a similar experience once. We had just bought a house and simply renovated one room. We often did it there. Later, her sister moved in because of work. Since her sister hadn't been around for a long time, one day at noon she went to work. I guess she was far away, so we closed the door and started. We were getting really into it when my girlfriend's phone rang. It was her sister calling. My girlfriend answered the phone while telling me to move, but then she said she was right at the door, which made us finish immediately. We quickly put on our condoms, and I didn't even have time to take them off. I only took them off later when I went to the bathroom!
11. I've had a similar experience. My boyfriend and I were doing it at his house. We thought his mom was at a party and wouldn't be back so early. But halfway through, she came back, and my boyfriend went out in his pajamas. I spent ages in the house tidying up before coming out. Of course, his mom knew what we were doing. Even though she knew, I couldn't just stay out of it. So I said I was carsick and fell asleep. My face turned bright red. I was so embarrassed; I was so lazy with lies and dialogue. Luckily, my boyfriend's mom is very open-minded. After that experience, we feel very free at his house now. Hehe.
12. You guys aren't as good as me, haha! I go to my girlfriend's house at 1 AM to finish, then come back to sleep! Nobody noticed!!!
13. I'm a bit of a noob. I didn't dare do it at my girlfriend's house. Turns out, her younger brother saw us kissing and yelled in the living room that my older brother was being a pervert because they were kissing. I was almost scared to death. Her mom was trying not to laugh and told her brother to stop talking. Haha.
14. When I was 18, I went to her house. We were having a great time when her mom came home. Luckily, she was carrying a lot of things and didn't open the door herself; she just kept banging on the security door. We were terrified. After a while, we finally managed to get dressed, and she went out to open the door without even putting on her underwear. Her mom must have found out something, because she later told her a few things about how girls should be careful. Haha!! Thank goodness she wasn't completely naked!!!
15. I've had that happen too. I go to my boyfriend's house on weekends. He lives with his parents. Once, while his parents were out, we took advantage of the "golden moment" to have sex, and his dad came back right after we finished. What a close call! Another time, I thought I heard his dad come back while we were doing it, and sure enough, we quickly got dressed. In the panic, I accidentally put my pants on backwards, but luckily I noticed in time. I hid in the bedroom for a long time, too embarrassed to come out. Luckily, his dad usually only stays in his bedroom and doesn't go to the living room. So nerve-wracking!
16. My girlfriend (now my wife) and I even had sex in a school classroom, haha. Once, there was a classmate studying in the classroom, and we were in the back row. She gave me a blowjob, and I touched her vagina. Later, we both orgasmed and made noises. The boy in front of us was even imitating us!
17. Haha, my girlfriend and I had just finished, and I hadn't even taken off the condom yet when my dad opened the door and came in. Luckily, she was covered by the blanket, but I think my dad knew everything because it was 6 a.m., and he had just finished his night shift. He only said one thing, "I haven't gotten up yet," and then left. Ugh, I was so annoyed!
18. I'm different from you guys; I'm a very sound sleeper. That morning, after we finished at her house, I fell asleep. She probably went to wash her face. Later, her dad brought a friend back, and I didn't wake up until they were about to leave. I was too scared to get up; it terrified me!
19. Once, back in school, it was just the two of us in her dorm room. We started by kissing, but then we couldn't resist anymore. Because it was summer and we weren't wearing much, we quickly stripped naked. I was lying on the bed, and she was on top of me. We were really getting into it when her roommates came back. They opened the door so fast we didn't even have time to react before she was inside. Because my bed was behind the door, the girl who just came in didn't notice. We both froze, too scared to move, watching her come in. She put her things down, turned around, and only then did she see us (actually, she saw my girlfriend, but because I was on the bed, she probably didn't see us at first). She was still talking as she walked towards us, and only when she got close did she scream and run away. It was so embarrassing! I'll never go to their dorm room again. ...
20. I remember one time in the early morning, we were having sex in the bathroom. Just as we were reaching our climax, I suddenly heard my mom get up and put on her shoes (because her bedroom is next to the bathroom, I could clearly hear the sound of her shoes). We both panicked and quickly got dressed. My mom started knocking on the door, and I quickly replied that I was taking a shower and would be done soon. She insisted on coming in, which terrified me. My boyfriend held me tightly. Only after I pleaded did she go back to her room to wait, and then my boyfriend ran into my room…
The next day, my mom asked me what we were doing yesterday. I guess she guessed what we were doing…
21. Once, I went to my girlfriend's dorm. Everyone was getting into it and started making love. Just as we finished and were still lying in bed, I heard her dorm room door open. I grabbed my clothes in three seconds and rushed into their bathroom. The girl said she needed to use the bathroom, which scared me so much that I slammed the door shut. My girlfriend then wrapped herself in a blanket and said that someone was in the bathroom, one of her female classmates, and asked her classmate to go to another dorm's bathroom (she told me this later). I praised her for being clever, but I never dared to do it again.
22. My girlfriend and I were lying naked after our passionate encounter at her house when she suddenly heard footsteps coming upstairs. She immediately said someone was back, and I quickly got dressed. I'm amazed at how fast I was, because she was wearing a nightgown when her mother left, so she was quick. She went to the door to give me some time. In summer, you only need three layers of clothing. I quickly put on my shorts and pants, but I forgot to fasten my belt. I immediately put on my shirt, thankfully it was a casual shirt so I didn't have to tuck it in, and I could cover the unfastened belt. My socks looked disgusting, but it didn't matter. We crumpled up the condoms and tissues we had used and threw them under the sofa.
Because I'm nearsighted, I couldn't find my glasses, so I had to give up. I ran my fingers through my hair and sat on the sofa pretending to watch TV. I couldn't see clearly, but I recognized it as a breast enhancement commercial. But I couldn't find the remote either. I just had to bear it. Luckily, it was a flight of stairs to get into her house, which gave me that much time. She hadn't even made her bed in the morning, so it wasn't very obvious. Her mother saw me in the room and we greeted each other. Later, I realized the shirt had too many buttons, and in my panic, I buttoned it up incorrectly. I don't even know if she noticed. That was dangerous...
23. I've been through that too. My boyfriend and I were making love at my house when my mom came home. She saw us as soon as she walked in. My mom went to the bathroom, and we got dressed and got up. I stood behind him, waiting to be scolded. I knew I was wrong, but I couldn't help but chuckle to myself. I hadn't had enough fun yet.
24. Once, my girlfriend and I were making love at home when we suddenly heard someone open the door. My girlfriend grabbed her clothes and rushed into the bathroom with lightning speed. When I opened the door, I saw my mom with a colleague visiting. While their colleague was wandering around the house, I told my mom that my girlfriend was home. My mom immediately sent their colleague away. My mom's expression was perfectly normal at the time. Later, she even told me that I should call her in advance next time. I was speechless... Do I have to report this beforehand?
25. A few years ago, when we first started dating, I learned that my girlfriend's parents wouldn't be home at night. We spent the night in passion, and I was sleeping soundly in the morning when her dad came home! He knocked on her door as usual to wake her up for work. Usually, she'd come out to wash up shortly after. But today, I was trapped inside, terrified. My previously erect penis immediately went limp. Her dad is a tall, strong retired soldier.
I quickly got dressed, and after she peeked out the door, I ran away. Later, she told me that her dad jokingly asked her that night, "Is someone in the house?" After a while, when there was no response, he probably guessed something, said he was leaving, and went out.
26. Once, my boyfriend and I were making love in his bedroom when his mother pushed open the door and came in. She saw us both lying in bed, thankfully covered by the blankets, and still wearing our shirts, but she could tell from our embrace. His mother came in, was about to say something, but then left.
Later, I yelled at my boyfriend for not locking the door; it was so embarrassing.
27. You all live in your girlfriend's dorm? My girlfriend and I live in my dorm. I slept on the top bunk, and in winter we'd do oral sex and masturbate under the covers. One time, I was enjoying it when someone suddenly barged in and told me to get up and go play games. Damn, luckily I said I was too sleepy, otherwise… to be honest, when he tried to pull the blanket off me, I was sweating bullets…
28. My ex-girlfriend and I also had a similar embarrassing experience. We
were showering together at my house, both of us covered in slippery foam, hugging each other, it felt so good. After showering, we came to my room and started having sex. She was in so much pain that she had to give me oral sex. Just as I was about to ejaculate, my dad suddenly came home. Because I had locked the door from the inside, he couldn't open it and was yelling outside. We were terrified; her face turned pale, and she couldn't even put her clothes back on. I had no choice but to loudly agree, saying I was taking a shower and asked my dad to wait a bit… We got dressed, and as soon as I went to open the door, I quickly explained that my girlfriend had come to visit, but I was showering and she was too embarrassed to open the door. I made up a lot of excuses, but I felt my dad had figured it out… his face was very unpleasant… Luckily, I'm a boy, or her dad would have torn me apart!!
29. Once, my girlfriend and I had dinner with a group of close friends. After dinner, they all said they were going to go online, but my girlfriend and I, of course, didn't want to miss the chance to be together, so we didn't go with them. I took my girlfriend to my dorm room. It was past 7 pm, and no one was there. Since it was on the first floor, we were afraid to turn on the lights, so we flirted in the dark. After a while, we couldn't control ourselves anymore, but we were still scared, so we went to the bathroom to do it together. We lived in an apartment building, and each dorm room had its own bathroom. Just as I was getting really into it, I heard a knock at the door. It turned out one of my roommates, who'd had too much to drink, had come back first. I was terrified! I immediately pulled up my pants and came out. He said, "Why didn't you turn on the light?" and then rushed to the bathroom. Damn, my girlfriend was still in there… I didn't know what to say when I heard my girlfriend yell from inside the bathroom, "Don't come in! I'm in there!!!" I guess my buddy sobered up instantly and, without a word, went to another dorm to throw up. After he left, I rushed in and we continued until we both climaxed. …Afterwards, my buddy grinned at me mischievously; it took several meals to shut him up, haha!!
30. You can't read this without sharing a story.
Once, I went to my girlfriend's house, but no one was home. We got intimate, and just as things were getting really good, her dad came home. I swear I was quick! I got dressed in five seconds and sat there properly, holding a phone book, flipping through it seriously.
31. I've experienced something like this twice. Once was with my ex-girlfriend at my classmate's house. He gave us his bedroom and even kindly offered us two condoms. So, naturally, my girlfriend and I had sex. While we were doing it, I noticed a large head peering in through the window. I was terrified! Apparently, his bedroom had a balcony, and he was peeping in from the living room…
Another time, it was my girlfriend, my best friend, and his girlfriend. The four of us were sleeping in one room. They slept on the floor, and we slept on the bed. That day, probably because we had all been drinking, my best friend and his girlfriend seemed to fall asleep quickly. I really wanted to have sex, so I did it with my girlfriend, but I didn't dare to make any noise. When my girlfriend was about to climax, I was almost watching the two of them on the floor while we were doing it, afraid of being seen and feeling embarrassed. I was so nervous at the time, but it was a completely different kind of pleasure.
32. Haha, I told you: Last year, something happened between me and a colleague at his mistress's house. His girlfriend had just returned from Shenzhen, and they hadn't had sex in a long time. That day, his slut was really drunk and passed out. My colleague asked me to help take her home! After we got to her house, the two of them went into the room without saying anything and left me alone. I was watching TV in her living room! Less than five minutes later, I heard her moaning (her voice was really amazing, even more amazing than in the DVDs)! I couldn't resist, because I had been to this woman's house before and was quite familiar with the place. So I quickly ran to her balcony, where I could see inside. Turns out her window was open again, haha, I was amused, and watched from outside for about ten minutes.
Just as I was getting into it, that woman suddenly got up, stuck her head out the window, and started vomiting. Damn, I was terrified! I crouched down, too scared to make a sound. Luckily, the vomit didn't get on me. After she finished vomiting, she collapsed back onto the bed and continued. I was truly amazed at them; the smell was awful, yet they could still do it. I ignored them and just watched them finish, covering my nose. Afterward, the woman was unconscious. Hehe, my colleague called out, asking me to get him some tissues from the living room! I ran off quickly! The next day, my colleague asked me how the show went. I laughed, and he said, "You'll get to see more later!!!" Since then, I haven't been to that slut's house. A few times my colleague invited me to go specifically, but I didn't go. Sorry…
33. I've been there too. My classmate barged in while I was being intimate with my boyfriend. We didn't actually do anything, but it was still embarrassing enough. Another time, I was staying at a classmate's place, and her boyfriend came too. They hadn't seen each other in a long time, so we had to make do for the night. Her boyfriend hinted several times that I should go to sleep and not get in the way. But after I fell asleep, they actually did it! I'm a light sleeper, so of course I knew! I felt terrible, completely unable to move, my body was stiff. That night was so awful. The next day, he asked me if I slept well. I said I did, but actually, I had dark circles under my eyes. I couldn't even express my suffering!
34. So funny. When I was in college, my boyfriend (now my husband) and I were really into sex. One time, my parents went on a trip, and we were having sex around 6 a.m. when they suddenly came back. Luckily, I had locked the door from the inside. He hadn't even put on his clothes before hiding in my closet, which is really small. I was frantic, trying to figure out how to get them out. Then I told them, "Look how much Pipi (my dog) wants to go for a walk!" My dad took the dog out, and my mom was cleaning the floor in their room. My room was outside, so I let my boyfriend sneak out. But there was still a slight noise when he closed the door. My mom asked me what the noise was, and I said I opened the door to throw out the trash. I calculated that he had been in my closet for at least 3 hours. I don't know how he even got dressed! It was so embarrassing!
35. After reading all this, I felt bad not saying something.
When I was in college, girls weren't allowed in the dorms. There was always an old man guarding the entrance downstairs. He liked to come to our dorm to brag, and I always gave him cigarettes, so we were pretty close. One time, my ex-girlfriend and I were really into each other and wanted to get intimate. The old man was guarding the entrance, and I told him I wanted to bring my girlfriend in for a bit. He smiled and told me to hurry up, so we easily got into the dorm. We were incredibly excited, hugged each other, and quickly got aroused. Since no one else was in the dorm, we boldly and passionately made love on the bed. I guess her moans were a bit loud, because just as we were about to climax, the old man knocked on the door and said a teacher was coming to check the
dorm's cleanliness… Ugh… I didn't care anymore. I quickly moved a few times and ejaculated, then we both wrapped ourselves in the blankets without even putting on our clothes, and the teacher came in (the bed was on top, and the desk was underneath. That's how dorms are usually set up)… I was sweating buckets… Luckily, the old man told the teacher I wasn't feeling well and was resting, so the teacher didn't look too closely, checked the cleanliness, and left. …Afterwards, I bought him a pack of good cigarettes, otherwise I might have "graduated" early…
37. In the summer, the weather was hot and humid. My girlfriend's house wasn't very big, and the ventilation wasn't very good. I knew her parents had gone out that morning. After they came back in, we were carefully teased, and we couldn't resist anymore. We started having sex in her little room. I was on top of her, and it felt slippery and good (we didn't use a condom). Suddenly, her parents knocked on the door. I was stunned. My girlfriend jumped up like a rocket. This jump was a mistake. She was having an orgasm right in time. Whoosh!!~ She came, she came, she came~ What to do?? What to do?? Her hands were covered in it, and so was the blanket. She grabbed a newspaper and wiped herself. She hid behind her door. A little while after her mother came in, her mother said: Bai Shan, could you spray some perfume?! Wow!!~~ I cried…
36. If I didn't, I wouldn't be human!!!!
I've been there too. That year, it was after the college entrance exam. I finished on the morning of the 9th, and that afternoon I rushed to my girlfriend's house because she said her parents weren't home. This kind of opportunity is once in a lifetime!!! As soon as I got to her house, I checked every room to make sure no one was home, and then I got restless. We slowly got into our roles in her bedroom. Just when we were getting passionate, we heard her security door ring. My girlfriend's window could see her security door, and it turned out to be her mother coming back, changing her shoes at the bottom of the stairs. I was so scared I almost threw up. I dressed really fast, almost like a firefighter. As soon as I was dressed, I looked for a place to hide. Her house is over 150 square meters, it's huge. I hid here and there, and finally, because of the tension, I went back to my girlfriend's room. By then, her mother had already opened the door and come in. I had no choice, so I closed my eyes and... I stood stiffly against the wall (I was so stupid back then, thinking I couldn't see her mom with my eyes closed, and her mom couldn't see me either; when you're scared, your IQ drops to zero!!!). Luckily, her house was big. As soon as her mom came back, she went straight into her room, with her back to the door. I seized the opportunity and rushed out, but damn it, her living room was about 30 square meters. I felt like I'd walked the longest road in my life, having to tiptoe while observing her mom's movements. When I got to the door, thank God her mom hadn't noticed me yet. I secretly glanced at her mom's back, ready to open the door, but heaven knows, I didn't know how to open her security door!!! I fiddled with it for ages but couldn't open it. My girlfriend just happened to rush over and open the door for me. I rushed out, running downstairs without even putting on my shoes. When I got to the first floor, I breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the steps, and put my shoes on. That was close... just like when she was cheating on me!!!!
38. Yesterday at my girlfriend's house, her mom knocked on the door and said, "Keep it down."
39. Mine is even more amazing! One night, after I left my girlfriend's house, I waited until her parents were asleep. She quietly opened the door, and I sneaked in. Her parents hadn't closed the door yet, so I took off my shoes and shuffled along the wall to her room! We made love all night, trying not to make a sound. In the morning, we started again, and just as things were getting intense, I suddenly heard a knock on the door. Her mom was calling her. We were both close to climaxing, so I quickly pulled out my underwear, wrapped my penis in it, and crawled into her closet. When her mom came in, she asked what was wrong. She said she had a nightmare, and our clothes were hidden under the covers. My heart was pounding like a drum in the closet. Luckily, her parents were in a hurry to go to work and left quickly.
40. I remember when my wife and I weren't married yet. One morning, I thought everyone in the family had left. Because it was hot, my wife was sleeping on the bamboo bed in the living room. (My mother is very traditional; when my wife came to stay overnight, she slept with my mother. People born in the 70s often have rather traditional parents.) I quietly slipped up and we got intimate. Just as we were about to make love, I heard a few coughs coming from the balcony. It turned out my father was smoking on the balcony. He probably heard something. I was so scared that I practically scrambled off the bamboo bed. A few minutes later, my father called me and said he was going out to buy groceries.
After that, my wife was afraid to come to my house for a long time.
41. The most embarrassing time was when my wife and I (before we got married) were making love when my younger brother suddenly burst in. Because he was in a hurry, he only realized something was wrong when he got to the desk. He remained calm and composed, head down, and strode over to the desk. After grabbing a few textbooks… He strode out again, leaving only two large, fleshy creatures lying on the bed, lost in thought.
42. I wasn't the worst off, but once at my girlfriend's house, after spending ages getting her dressed, I thought I could finally have my way (at that time, I had never had sex before). Suddenly, her dad knocked on the door. My head exploded, and we both jumped up and dressed at "supersonic speed," we were so in sync! I don't even know how I got dressed. My girlfriend kept saying "Wait a minute" while she was getting dressed.
Finally, she opened the door, and while I was thinking about how to handle it, I greeted her dad casually. Luckily, her dad didn't ask anything, and I was able to leave gracefully. I guess her dad could guess what was going on, but he just let me off the hook.
Later, worried that she wouldn't be able to explain herself, I gritted my teeth and called her, asking if I should go and apologize. My girlfriend laughed and told me that she lied and said she was looking for the ring I had dropped on the floor. I didn't say anything after hearing that, I just laughed along, not out of relief, but because of his parents' tolerance. Who could be fooled by such a childish lie?
43. During summer vacation, my girlfriend's younger brother came to visit for two weeks. Since he's young, I didn't hide it. But there was only one bed and a big sofa, so he slept on the sofa. The three of us shared a room, so we felt awkward sitting down. Every time I tried to wait for him to sleep first, that idiot had never been online before and would stay up until almost midnight every time he
used the computer. But we had to go to work the next day, so there was nothing we could do. But how could we hold back for two weeks? Finally, before the week was even over, one night while I was talking to him, I turned to the side, propped my head up with one elbow, and started thrusting wildly. Having had this successful experience, we repeated it one weekend morning. We were subtle, so it didn't seem like a big deal. The younger brother, being only a teenager, probably didn't notice, and besides, he was busy looking for the keyboard, so he didn't pay attention to us. Those who have done it before might know that with this position, being so careful, and the added psychological pressure, it's really hard to ejaculate!
I'd been putting it off for so long, and then one of my girlfriend's classmates was coming over. We'd agreed on it, and when we called, we thought it would take a long time, but she was at the door in no time. We had to stop. My girlfriend, still in her pajamas, went downstairs to open the door. I, in the sweltering summer heat, was groping for my underwear under the covers, finally finding my beach shorts (the kind worn as outerwear). Because they're so noticeable, they were easy to find in the chaos. I thought
it wouldn't matter if I just put them on, so I got out of bed. But it was so frustrating; once it was pulled out, it wouldn't go soft. I tried different positions, but it wouldn't settle. I forced myself to stop thinking about it, to let it cool down quickly. Finally, it was only semi-erect, but the large pants helped hide it. I sat down next to her to talk, but I noticed she was blushing and avoiding my gaze. I wondered what was wrong. My heart pounded. I looked down at myself, and oh my god, my thing was limp! Because I hadn't wiped it dry, and as everyone knows, when it softens, a lot of sticky fluid comes out, making the head all wet. It even made my pants transparent where it was touching! I was so embarrassed, I didn't know how to clean it up. Ugh, I blush whenever I see that girl.
44. I always thought I was the most miserable person in the world, but I never imagined so many people had similar fates! Haha, I feel comforted now. Once, my boyfriend came to my house. He was so engrossed in what he was doing that he didn't hear anything. By the time he heard it, my mom had already come in. Since my bedroom door was closed, and our closet is huge, I instinctively threw him inside. But his shoes were in the living room! My mom came in, saw me on the bed, and then opened the closet. There was my boyfriend, naked, half-squatting among a pile of clothes, his right hand supporting his head in a pensive pose, looking a lot like that famous sculpture, "The Thinker." It was a terrible sight! Thankfully, my mom didn't say anything and tacitly accepted everything!
45. One morning, after having sex with my wife (before we got married), she had just left when my mom came back. She noticed the towel (because my wife often comes over, my mom specially prepared a bath towel for her) was wet. My mom immediately grabbed me and gave me a lecture. She talked about why ancient emperors ate so well, but they all died young, and other such grand principles. Thinking about it now, it's quite funny.
46. Haha, last week my husband and I were in the park, and we couldn't hold back, so we started... we were caught by a staff member, and he ended up giving him 100 yuan.
47. The night before the big exam last semester, my boyfriend accompanied me to school to cram for that course. It was around midnight, and we saw that almost everyone had left the school, so we decided to have sex there (he had a condom with him). He suggested going to the men's restroom on the ground floor because there was a small shower stall there, and he said that even if someone went to the toilet, they wouldn't see us. However, we figured it was so late that no one would be walking around there. So we went ahead and did it.
We listened carefully to see if anyone would come in while we were doing it, and we were really afraid to make a sound. After a while, we heard a group of people walking around. As soon as I heard a man, I got scared. I told my boyfriend to go check, and he went out without even taking off his condom. It turned out to be one of his classmates, and they were arguing for a while. I was terrified, afraid they would all come in and pee together. Later, my boyfriend arguing for a bit, then came in, and we continued. I told him to hurry up and ejaculate, and he did.
After we finished, I told him to go outside and hold me, and when I saw no one was there, I slipped out of the men's room. We did it two or three more times in another restroom because it was a large stall that could be used by both men and women. But we were worried that if someone was queuing outside, it would be terrible. There was no way around it; I couldn't not have sex at my house, and he could, but he had exams to take, so we rarely went out and could only have affairs. In conclusion, neither of us liked having affairs.
48. This is really embarrassing. The year I graduated from university, after returning to my alma mater for the graduation ceremony, I came to this place with him. We hadn't had sex for about 10 days. We went to his aunt's house first, where only his cousin, a little over ten years old, was home. My husband couldn't stand it anymore and pulled me into the bedroom. We were... his cousin pushed the door open, and I was so embarrassed I almost cried. I asked him why he didn't lock the door, and he said he did, but the key was in the mortise. Later, his cousin asked what he was doing, and he said he was giving me a massage. It took me a long time to feel comfortable facing his cousin.
49. We usually go back to my boyfriend's house for two days on weekends. His room is across from his parents' room, separated by a hallway. One night, I heard the TV across the hall was very loud, so I felt safe and did it. When I climaxed, I cried out, and suddenly the TV went silent. My boyfriend couldn't resist continuing, and I cried out again. Just then, in this awkward situation, I suddenly had a bright idea and shouted: "Xiaojun, don't pinch me!" We continued like that... (the main difficulty was imitating the sound of someone being pinched in pain). The next day, I heard his mother scolding her son in the kitchen: "Did you two fight again yesterday? You're not even married yet, don't hit so hard!" After saying that, she slapped him on the back of the head a few times... I almost laughed myself silly!
50. Let me tell you something too. One night I went to my girlfriend's house (not far from my own). We were chatting in her room while her family watched TV outside. We got carried away and ended up having sex. It was my first time! Just as things were getting exciting, her mom pushed the door open. I never lock the door because I'm afraid her family will suspect anything. My girlfriend quickly pushed me inside, and we were covered by a blanket. I huddled under the blanket, not daring to move. My girlfriend pretended to read a book. I don't know her mom's expression, but I know she lifted the blanket and said, "Why didn't you fix the blanket? It's almost falling off the floor," and then left. As soon as her mom left, I made a quick getaway. Damn, my shoes were still on the bed! (Forgot to mention, it was a rural house with a mosquito net.)
51. Mine isn't as futuristic as yours, but it's still embarrassing. This summer, one morning I took the opportunity of my parents going out and quickly called my girlfriend to come over. After she arrived, we rushed into the room. That day was the day after her period ended. When I pulled down her underwear, there was still some blood on her panty liner. Since it was her safe period, I ejaculated inside her. Afterwards, I wiped her with a tissue and even pulled her panty liner off her underwear and played with it for a bit.
Then, feeling refreshed, we went out for breakfast, strolled around the streets until noon, and then went back to my house for lunch. I even called my mom to add extra dishes for lunch. We returned home feeling perfectly at ease. My mom was busy in the kitchen. I then sneaked into my room with my girlfriend. Some changes in the room made me feel very uncomfortable. I glanced around the room and saw that the unmade bedsheets were now neatly arranged on the bed. On the desk next to me lay a bloodstained panty liner and a crumpled tissue. I clearly recognized that the tissue should still have some of my seminal semen on it; those were the things we had thrown on the bed after our messy time and forgot to clean up.
What left me speechless was that my mom actually put a piece of paper under the sanitary pad, on which six bold characters were written in pencil: "Don't do this again." My girlfriend was almost in tears. After a lot of comforting, coaxing, and promises from me, she still forced herself to finish the meal with me. The atmosphere was just... well, let's just say it was really awkward. My dad was even grinning slyly.
52. Let me tell you one too...
When I was in college, my girlfriend came to my dorm. I had the top bunk. She came to my bed very early. Nobody noticed. That night, we couldn't help but have sex... When we woke up in the morning... my roommate who slept in the bottom bunk quietly asked me, "Were you masturbating last night?" I was totally speechless.
53. Let me tell you one too:
My husband lives alone, so we're very relaxed. But one Sunday, when we were making love, the phone rang. It was his second sister. She said a few words and hung up. Then we continued, and a little while later the phone rang again. It was his eldest sister. Luckily, he only has two sisters. But the story doesn't end there. Less than half an hour later, his older sister brought his whole family by taxi and caught us red-handed. That's when we revealed our identities. According to his older sister, he sensed something was wrong during his brother's phone call, so he mobilized the whole family. Haha.
54. Once, my girlfriend (now my wife) and I were taking a nap in our study. We weren't still when we started sleeping, and we couldn't resist having sex. Halfway through, my penis was really aroused when my mom knocked on the door to get something. I was so shocked! Luckily, I hadn't taken off my shirt, so I quickly pulled the sheet over my girlfriend. She pretended to be asleep, and I hid my lower body behind the door, leaving only my upper body exposed. I threw the things to my mom and calmly chatted with her for a while. Haha, I was so embarrassed! You know, my penis was still standing behind the door! After my mom left, I quickly locked the door and continued. Haha, my mom knocked before coming in, so she probably knew something. Thinking about it now still makes me feel thrilled!
55. When my girlfriend was still my girlfriend, she went to Tianjin for school, and I was going to see her off at the station. We wanted to have sex, but I was worried her younger brother would also come back to see her off, so I called him first to confirm. He said he wouldn't be coming, so we felt safe and did it. However, her mother, who had said she wouldn't come because she had to go to work, suddenly came back to get something. Luckily, we were in her room. We heard the key ring, and we quickly got dressed. Her mother pretended nothing was wrong and left quickly. We then realized that the condom was still on her penis, and we had put it on with our clothes!
56. That time at my girlfriend's house! We were having sex in her room! We were so excited that we forgot to lock the door, and her 5-year-old brother suddenly came in and saw us! After a while, he ran to her mother and complained to her! He told her that the older brother was so mean! He dared to bully his older sister in our house!! He even rode on her body without any clothes on!!
58. I have one too: I remember two particularly memorable ones. Once, it was late after a date, and I took her home. It was almost 1 AM, and she lingered, not wanting to leave. She lived with her sister and brother-in-law, so she pretended to see me off, symbolically closing the door. That night, we hugged and got really impulsive, and we had sex. The next morning, just as dawn broke, she slipped out through the balcony door, afraid of being seen. I was really scared afterwards. The other time, I was in the middle of climax when I heard her family knocking on the door. Luckily, they didn't open it, so I quickly pulled away, carefully put on my clothes, and walked out slowly with a flushed face, saying hello, my face still burning.
59. I remember two years ago, my girlfriend and I were having sex at home when my dad came home. We were both hurriedly getting dressed when my dad came in! Seeing me, he pulled me out. I thought he was going to scold me, but instead, he said, "Quick, get them some food!" I was stunned! The next day, my dad told me, "From now on, if you tell me first, I won't come back!" Haha!
60. I'm always reading this, so I'll share one too. My boyfriend was living with friends at the time, and I would always hang out at his place. One time during the Chinese New Year, he wanted to go home to visit relatives. On the train at night, I felt reluctant to think that we would be apart for a month, so I closed the door. Then, after opening the door and going out, his friend was playing on the computer in the room and said, "Man, taking the train is quite tiring!" ~~Haha, I was so embarrassed that I didn’t dare to go out for a long time!
61. It took me half an hour to finish it, haha!
One summer night when I was a sophomore, I was on the roof of the dormitory with my girlfriend and wanted to have sex. But in the middle of the night, a stupid guy came up and said he was from the school security department. I guess he wanted to blackmail me. When I took a closer look, I realized that I had seen that student before. I rushed to beat him, but my girlfriend stopped me and he kept apologizing. But later I took the opportunity to teach him a lesson! Haha!
62. One morning, my husband and I were lazing in bed when the phone rang. It was my girlfriend calling to chat. My husband, who was lying next to me, initially fidgeted, but then he just lay on top of me and got down to business. This made it impossible for me to concentrate on my conversation; I stammered and started breathing heavily. My girlfriend asked me curiously what I was doing, and I quickly ended the call. Then my husband and I had a great time, and it was incredibly effective.
63. A friend of mine, from a wealthy family, is quite the womanizer. Once, he took his girlfriend to his dad's newly bought house for some sex. Unexpectedly, just as things got getting serious, his dad showed up. The moment he saw them together, his expression changed drastically, and he slammed the door and left! My buddy was scared to death, thinking he was doomed. He didn't dare go home until around 1 a.m., only to find his dad waiting for him in the living room. The first thing his dad said to him was something that made us all burst out laughing: "Son, how can you be so blind? Your dad is so rich, can't you find a prettier woman?!" His dad is the best in the world!!! So envious!!!
64. Back then, I had just graduated and was living with my cousin and his wife. My boyfriend (now husband) and I saw each other once a week. One night, after he dropped me off, he got really aroused, and I sat on a small table on the first floor and we made love. My cousin's house was a two-story house, with the first floor used as a shop and the second floor as a bedroom. It was a very quiet night, and my boyfriend had a bunch of keys on his pants, so he didn't take them all off for convenience. When we moved, it was a series of waves, very rhythmic. At the time, we couldn't think about that much. It wasn't until the next day that my cousin told my boyfriend, "You should keep your keys in a bag."
65. My boyfriend and I always make love in my room. One time, he took two condoms, used one, and forgot to take the other one off the bed. We both went out and suddenly realized the condom was missing. I was so scared! My parents are quite traditional, and I was afraid of getting scolded when I got home. When I got home, I couldn't find the condom on the bed anywhere. I was frantic! I opened the drawer, and there it was, lying there quietly. My god, my mom didn't seem to know what it was at all! We were terrified!
PS. Another time, my mom somehow found 10 condoms we had hidden and put them on the furniture. She didn't seem to know what they were either. I was so embarrassed!
66. I have a girlfriend who lives with her boyfriend at her house. One time, my girlfriend went to work, and her mother took a box of condoms out of her bag and gave it to her boyfriend, saying, "Be careful, don't cause any trouble." She even asked him if he knew how to use them. The boyfriend took it, blushed, and nodded. Later, when my girlfriend told us about this, we jokingly asked her, "If your boyfriend said he didn't know how, would your mom teach him herself?"
67. Hehe, once my mom came to stay with us, and my husband and I couldn't resist. We did it without making a sound, but afterwards we needed to shower. We guessed my mom wasn't asleep yet, so we decided to try not to make any noise so she'd realize we were going to the bathroom together. My husband followed my hand gestures, one-two-one, and we walked in perfect unison.
Hehe, we made it to the bathroom smoothly and started showering. The sound of the running water masked my mom's footsteps! Apparently, she thought I was alone in the bathroom and wanted to come over to tell me about the blankets. The worst part was that our bathroom door is glass and unlocked! By the time I realized what was happening, my mom had already poked her head in. I was stunned and screamed (thankfully I was still wearing my nightgown). My husband was naked and showering, oh dear, so tragic!
But later, my mom said she saw me (the faucet was behind the door), and she thought my husband was just hot and went to shower, hehe :)
68. My girlfriend and I were having sex, the door wasn't locked, and my mom came in. She came to get her clothes. Seeing us like that, she blushed a little. Continue getting clothes. I pulled the blanket up a little. Continue with sex…
69. The summer after graduating high school, my girlfriend and I were having a great time in her bedroom (her parents didn't know I was there) when I suddenly heard the clattering of keys outside the bedroom door. Luckily, I was experienced; I stuffed all my clothes, pants, and shoes under the bed and hid in the closet (of course, I was incredibly fast). A little while later, her mother came in. She searched everywhere (maybe her mother had overheard us outside), and finally opened the closet… glanced at me, and left (her mother recognized me). I slunk away from her house. The next day, my girlfriend came to me with a bruised and swollen face…
70. I've also encountered this before. My boyfriend and I were taking a shower when his mother came back. She wanted to go into the bathroom, but my boyfriend refused to open the door. Later, his mother realized something was wrong. She didn't come in but told my boyfriend she was going out to buy groceries and left…
71. Laughing hysterically, I still felt that faint, sweet memory of my first love. Let me share a true story.
My girlfriend and I were in different universities, meeting almost every month. Each time we met, we'd immediately go to a hotel and have sex. One time, we were at a hotel near her university, in the middle of our "early morning class," when suddenly someone called out, "Cleaning!" Before I could even catch my breath and say "No need," the door creaked open. How embarrassing! Luckily, there was a blanket to cover us. I turned around and saw the female hotel staff member. She calmly paused for a few seconds, then repeated, "Cleaning."
I just shook my head blankly, while my girlfriend, beneath me, covered her face tightly with her hands in embarrassment. Even after the staff member left, we insisted on finishing our lovemaking. Half an hour later, we checked out, but the same staff member came to check the room again. Even more embarrassing, she came up to us and, in front of us, lifted the blanket and meticulously checked the sheets. I think she was probably thinking, "My girlfriend is a virgin, let's check if she's stained the sheets." My girlfriend's face remained bright red the whole time.
After we left the hotel, that perverted female hotel staff member kept staring at us. My girlfriend came back and kept cursing: "Disgusting, like she's never seen anything like it before..."
72. It's really embarrassing. Once, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and the door wasn't locked. His mom suddenly opened it, scaring us so much that we were both too scared to get out of bed. But his mom was okay, she didn't say anything... A friend of mine and his girlfriend were having sex! Probably because it was a bit loud, his sister, who was listening at the door for a while, suddenly pulled the door open! They were both naked. My friend was so scared he almost became impotent...
73. My boyfriend's family never knew we had sex. One summer night, his mom wasn't home, so we went home and had sex all night. The next morning, we forgot to throw away the condoms we used the day before on the living room table. When he came home, he saw the condoms in the trash can, and his mom didn't say anything, so she understood everything~ Thank goodness for our carelessness~
74. When I was 20, I went to my boyfriend's (now husband's) house for the first time. Because it was far from my house, I had to stay overnight. During dinner, he told his family he'd sleep in his brother's room that night. But that night, we were in his boyfriend's room and stayed up very late. His brother called to him, "You brat, aren't you coming over? I'm going to sleep." Just as he was about to leave, his mother called from the living room, "It's okay, you two can sleep together, just make sure the door is locked." My goodness, his mother was an accomplice! As a result, we both lost our virginity that day.
75. Haha, once, a girlfriend I'd just met was having sex in her family's small room. We'd just finished, and were touching each other's breasts and penises, not yet dressed, when her mother came home. Luckily, we'd locked the door beforehand, so her mother couldn't get in. She just knocked from the outside, and I was so scared I quickly dressed and hid behind my girlfriend's door, where there was a curtain. My girlfriend opened the door, and her mother came in and checked her room. Luckily, she didn't check behind the door, and then went to the bathroom. Ugh, I was just thinking of hiding there. Damn, if I'd gotten caught, I'd be in big trouble.
76. It was during my junior year of college. My girlfriend and I were chatting on a bench by the river. It was autumn, and a bit chilly in the evening, so we huddled together. Gradually, we warmed up and got aroused, but it was still light out, and we didn't dare to be too blatant. But we couldn't resist. She put her hand inside my pants to masturbate me, and I put mine inside her underwear to rub her. My girlfriend couldn't help but moan. I told her to stop, but she said she couldn't help it. It was dark, there weren't many people around, and she was really enjoying herself. I was about to ejaculate, and she was excited too. Suddenly, I felt someone standing behind me. I turned around, and there was a flower boy with roses asking if we wanted flowers. I really wanted to strangle that flower boy, but I couldn't—my hands were covered in my girlfriend's vaginal fluid. ...
77. So funny! I remember when I was in college, my boyfriend and I were at his house. We finally waited until his parents left, and then we started making love in bed. Just as we were about to climax, we suddenly heard his bedroom door open. We were so scared we froze, thinking, "Oh no, his family found us!" Then his dog came over, put its legs on the bed, and barked at us like crazy! Oh my god!
78. After we finished having sex, we weren't dressed yet, lying together with the door open! Suddenly, his brother and a female secretary came in. She got up and hid behind the door, too scared to make a sound. After a while, I gave her a skirt, and she took a top, leaving without underwear! I was left alone in bed, feeling incredibly depressed!
A little while later, his brother pushed the door open, looked inside, and said, "You're back!" Later, I told her, "Your brother was right to check. If it wasn't me inside, you'd be dead meat!" ^_^,
79. Haha, everyone can recount those embarrassing stories from back then so funnyly. Actually, some of them must be quite awkward now, especially since many of us are no longer together… Don't spoil the fun. I'll share one too~
But it was quite "wronged"~~~~ That time, my girlfriend and I were watching TV in our room. She insisted that my legs looked good and asked me to put on my new pants so she could see them. So, I happily went to another room to get them for her. Just as I took off my old pants to put on the new ones, her mom came home. The door to our room wasn't closed properly, and her mom could see half my butt exposed… I was stunned. I really hadn't done anything! Her mom came in and asked, "What were you two doing?"… We said we hadn't done anything… Her mom asked, "Then why weren't you wearing pants?"… Me…
80. After reading so many stories, I had to share one myself.
That day at my girlfriend's house, the door was closed, and outside, my (future) father-in-law, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and grandmother were chatting happily. I was incredibly horny at the time, so I pulled up my girlfriend's skirt and started having sex. Just as I was about to climax, I heard the sound of a key opening the door. I quickly pulled out, but it was so exciting that I ejaculated on my girlfriend's butt. With lightning speed, I pulled up my pants, and my girlfriend quickly covered her skirt. We pretended to chat. Just then, the door opened, and my sister-in-law brought us some snacks. Perhaps noticing our strange expressions, she lowered her head, put down the fruit, and immediately left. We looked down and saw that we were soaking wet.
81. Hehe, I'll also share something. This happened after I read the first post. My girlfriend and I were in the middle of a passionate encounter when my mom came home. I heard the door lock and quickly ended the game, covering my girlfriend with the blanket. But there's a wall mirror right by the entrance to my house, and the worst part is that the mirror can see everything I do on the bed. I wonder if my mom even glanced at herself in the mirror.
82. I'm the kind of person who's easily embarrassed. My husband's sister was staying with us. After my husband went to work, I went back to sleep. His sister came in to get something, and everything seemed fine, right? But then the torn condom bag we had was left on the bedside table. I still blush when I think about it now. Maybe it'll be better if I say it out loud!
83. Oh, my boyfriend and I had sex twice. Once was at his house; his dad was away on a business trip, and his mom was at work. We were in the bathroom getting really into it when we suddenly heard a knock at the door. We hurriedly got dressed and opened it. His dad, with a dark face, asked him why he kept the front door locked all day . He probably understood after seeing me.
The other time was at my house. My room is very close to my parents', so they know if there's any noise. I'm always worried they'll hear and knock. But that makes it even more exciting. Hehe, then we'd finish and clean up. But we made a lot of noise, and my mom asked why I was still up so late. My boyfriend suffered the most; my dad dragged him hiking early the next morning. He didn't finish until 3 AM…
84. The first time I had sex with my husband, I was a senior in college. He graduated two years earlier and was working in another city over 2,000 kilometers away. We went there for the National Day holiday with my sister. That day, my sister got carsick and went to her room to sleep first. We were in the living room. We hadn't seen each other for six months, so of course we hugged. I knew he wanted it, and I felt it was cruel to make him hold back after dating for so many years, so I was very nervous, afraid my sister would wake up in the middle of the night. I didn't dare take off my nightgown, and he clumsily thrust in, almost making me scream. Afterwards, I found bloodstains on my nightgown, so I had to change into his T-shirt. The next day, I explained to my sister that my pajamas got dirty when I went to the bathroom. It was so embarrassing…
Another time was when I went to his house for Chinese New Year. His parents didn't know we had already slept together, so they arranged for me to stay with his mother. We hadn't seen each other for six months then. The day before he left, while I was helping him pack in his room, he couldn't hold back anymore and picked me up, wanting to have sex with me. I was so worried about his parents seeing, so I didn't dare take off my clothes, and my pants were only half-undone. He had only moved a few times when he heard a noise outside, and I was so scared that I didn't dare make a sound. I carefully put my clothes back on and sat up straight. Half a day later, I heard his dad calling him~~~~ That night, his mom let him stay over…
85. Once, after graduation, I went to his place to look for a job. That morning, after we made love, he went to work, and I was naked on the phone when I heard the door open. I thought he had forgotten something and came back to get it, but then his sister came in. I was so embarrassed… Luckily, I was covered by the blanket, but… my underwear was still in the corner of the bed, and his sister definitely saw it!! When she wasn't looking, I quickly put on my pajamas under the blanket. That night, I asked him how his sister had a key, and he didn't know…
86. Let me tell you about mine.
Once, my ex-boyfriend and I were at his house. His dad was away on a business trip, and his mom was working the night shift. We made love all night. When we woke up in the morning, we found that his mom was already back and cooking. We thought we had gotten away with it. So I took some toilet paper (used) and a condom and pretended to be very serious as I went to the bathroom to destroy the evidence. But his mom said from the kitchen: "Xiaoyu, don't throw that stuff in the toilet, it'll clog it and cause trouble!" I fainted right then and
there~~~~~ 87. Me too… My girlfriend and I rent a place. One time, after our afternoon nap, we were all very excited. Then we took a shower together. We were really into the water… Later, my girlfriend said she thought someone was calling me? Oh no! (Turns out it was the landlord coming to collect the rent!)
88. That day, my boyfriend and I were making love in his room when his parents suddenly came back. But we were so engrossed in our activities (probably because I was shouting too loudly) that we didn't hear the door open. I couldn't help but shout a couple more times until his parents came into the living room. We heard his mother ask his father, "Did you hear someone shouting?" We didn't dare to breathe. His father listened for a moment (probably knowing we were home) and said to his mother, "No one was shouting, you're always acting so strangely!" Thank God!
89. Me too! Once I went to my girlfriend's house. Her family lived in another city, and we didn't sleep in the same room that night! I figured it was almost time!!! Wearing only my underwear, I tiptoed into her room, but just as I was about to open the door!! I heard a thunderclap! Her dad said earnestly, "It's so late, go to sleep!!" Ugh! Turns out her dad couldn't sleep and was smoking in the living room with the lights off! I was so scared I quickly said I was going to get a magazine from her room! I still get chills thinking about it!!!
90. My boyfriend came to my house. I live on the 4th floor. There's a storage room on the 1st floor. I had originally told my parents we were going to my grandma's house so we could get the car, which was in the storage room. Once inside, my boyfriend couldn't resist stripping me naked. The storage room wasn't lit, but it was bright enough. There was a mirror opposite, and he had me hold onto a handrail to enter from behind. I kept urging him on, worried about something. After he had his fun, he stopped, and we got dressed. But he couldn't resist putting his hand inside his pants again. I warned him to hurry up, because Mom and Dad might come down soon. As a result, we had just left the storage room when Dad came down the stairs. I was terrified. My boyfriend said Dad probably already knew. I was still thankful we left early.
91. My husband and I were watching a home theater on the floor when he started getting restless. (Wife, I want it!) I pretended to be clueless (Want what?) My husband tapped my head (Want what? Want you, you little pig!) I stopped pretending (Okay, fine, I'll take it). My husband is really good at that, we lasted about two hours. We were so engrossed that we didn't hear the water bill arrive. Our neighbor paid for us. After we paid the neighbor back, the neighbor's wife asked: "Darling! What happened to you yesterday? Did your husband hit you? Why were you yelling so loudly?"
92. Because my dad said he had to go on a business trip, I invited my girlfriend over to my house at noon. We made love for about an hour, and with a few minutes left, I heard my dad calling my name at the door, telling me to open it. I panicked! Within a minute, I grabbed all her belongings and some things I shouldn't have let my dad see and took them to the bathroom. Then, pulling up my pants, I went to open the door, explaining that I had just taken a dump and that's why I was late. My dad didn't say anything, and I went back into the bathroom with my pants up.
Inside, my girlfriend and I were so scared we didn't dare breathe. I even had to make occasional noises like I was straining to poop. My dad walked around the house, drank some water, and suddenly said he needed to use the toilet. I quickly said I had diarrhea and wasn't finished yet. He told me several times, but I wouldn't let him, telling him to go to a public toilet. After a few more times, he left. The sound of the door closing was so wonderful. I quickly pulled up my pants and went to lock the door! When I came back, I found my girlfriend's face was pale with fright. I said it was nothing. And then I immediately made love to my girlfriend again, and this time she actually had five orgasms in a row! Oh my god!
93. After graduating from high school, in the summer, my ex-boyfriend and I couldn't resist having sex at my house. We took off our clothes and went to the living room, and then we had sex in my room. But suddenly my mom came back. I quickly closed my room door and hurriedly got dressed. I only heard my mom outside say: "Oh, someone's here!" Then I heard her fall silent. Because she must have guessed, haha, then we both quickly got dressed, but his clothes were outside, so he only put on his shorts, shirtless. I pulled back the curtains, opened the door, and then Mom was standing at the door. He awkwardly greeted Mom. My mom didn't say anything and went out. I thought she must have given us time. Then I looked at him and realized that he had only put on his shorts; his underwear was still showing because he was nervous! Haha, I don't know if my mom saw it. What's even funnier is that I thought it was okay as long as Mom knew about it, but one day, only Dad was home. Dad suddenly asked me: "Your mom said that XX came to the house one day and your mom saw him?" I said yes. I thought he didn't know what happened, so I asked Mom what she said. Dad said: "She said that you two were in the room with the door closed, the curtains drawn, and naked..." What made me laugh even more was that Dad actually lectured me: "How could you be so careless?! You let your mom see you!!! You must be more careful in the future!!!" I was speechless! My dad is too good!
94. Hehe, let me tell you something. I was taking a train from Nanjing back to Hunan, and I needed to get my ticket from an uncle in the military. So I asked my boyfriend to go with me. After lunch, the uncle asked me to bring back some Nanjing specialties, so he went and bought them and told us to wait in his office. We drank some alcohol during lunch, and since I can't hold my liquor, my boyfriend drank for me; his face was flushed. We were on the sofa in the office, and he kept asking me to sing for him. I refused, and he said, "Then I'm going to kiss you!" I said, "Go ahead and kiss me!" Then he leaned in and kissed me. And then we had sex. We didn't take our clothes off. After we finished, we tidied up, and the military started playing the wake-up call over the loudspeaker. We sat on separate sofas and chatted. Just then, the uncle came back. What luck!
95. Let me tell you something too. Time: Afternoon. Location: Bedroom at home. My girlfriend and I were passionately engaged! The scene could only be described as a storm brewing! Suddenly, the doorbell rang loudly! "Oh no, they're back! What do we do?" A two-second pause felt like two years. Just then, we dressed as fast as we could and rushed to open the door! I was the first to reach the door, and the first thing I said was, "Your electricity bill this month is xxx yuan. Sorry to disturb your rest!" I wish I had a machete nearby! Otherwise, I would have been famous the next day.
Hehe, my boyfriend and I also had a similar experience at my house. No one was home at noon, and we were cooking when we heard the door open. I don't know if it was my parents. My boyfriend reacted quickly, jumping up and locking the door. Then he said, "What do we do?" He said, "Get dressed now." I said, "No time, let's just say we're sleeping." He said, "No, we can't just lock the door and not go out." He was so fast! In just a minute, he had the bed made, turned on the computer, and I unlocked it again before sitting behind him to look at the computer too. Twenty seconds later, my dad knocked, poked his head in, asked where we were, and closed the door again. His expression... well, it was interesting. Later, we apologized and said we forgot to close the curtains. It was broad daylight, but the house was pitch black; you could tell they weren't up to any good.
97. My girlfriend and I were playfully fighting on the grass in the park when my pants ripped. I ran to her house to get them sewn up. The first stitch from her made him yell "Ouch!" She told him to take his pants off before she sewed them. Just as he did, her father came home and stared at him from head to toe. My girlfriend explained to her father, "Dad, go back to your room, we'll continue sewing." The old man hurriedly hid in his room, saying, "I understand, I understand, you guys continue..." Haha.
98. My boyfriend and I live thirteen hours apart by train. It was the first time he took me to his hometown. We shared a room that night. I had just lain down when I heard his younger brother open the door and go out. Five minutes later, he came back. Then, he knocked on our door, handed us a roll of toilet paper, and said, "Mom asked me to buy this for you." My face turned bright red.
Another time, at my boyfriend's grandmother's house, because we hadn't seen each other in a long time, we were naturally eager to... I didn't notice I spilled a lot of water on the bed, and the next day, after the sheets dried, there were a lot of stains. When I went to sleep again, I found that his grandma had put a plastic sheet under the blanket for us. I was so embarrassed!
99. My boyfriend and I overslept after having sex, and his dad came home. He had locked the door beforehand, and his dad kept knocking. We weren't wearing anything at the time, and he panicked and told me not to go out of his room. He went to open the door for his dad, still naked. His dad saw him and asked, "Is anyone home?" Then he went to the bathroom, and I quickly got dressed and we slipped away.
100. This is hilarious, let me tell you too.
The first time I went to my boyfriend's house, he bravely told his mom that he wanted to sleep with me that night. I almost fainted, so I made an excuse to take a shower and slipped away. When I came out to his room, he said that his mom gave him a lot of condoms and asked if he had enough. His dad said, "You're both still young, don't cause any trouble." Oh my god, I'm too ashamed to face his parents now. I've lost all face for the rest of my life. But from now on, we can sleep together. :) When we're having sex at night, I'm always worried about making too much noise and his family hearing. He tried to control himself at first, but when he was close to climaxing, the bed started making a bit of noise, and he said, "I can't control it anymore, they can hear me!"...
I stayed at his house for a month during the summer vacation. During the day, his family went to work, and he was too lazy to get dressed, so he was always naked. One time, we had just finished having sex when his mother came in. We quickly closed the door and looked for clothes to wear. I got dressed quickly, but all his clothes were in the living room. We were both stunned. I had to go out first and talk to his mother. I only brought his clothes in for him after his mother went into the kitchen.
101. After graduation, my parents wanted me to return to the south. The night I left my boyfriend, he came to my temporary place to help me pack. We were both reluctant to part and very sad. Then we had sex. Sigh, you know, I was renting a small bedroom from an elderly couple, and they were in the large bedroom next door that day. My boyfriend was impulsive that day. I was actually very tired, but thinking about how long we wouldn't see each other after we parted, I gave in to him. He was very skilled, but I had very little experience in this area. My boyfriend tossed and turned me around for 3 or 4 hours. Neither of us dared to make a sound. Actually, looking back, I was just scaring myself; the elderly couple must have been asleep long ago. We didn't finish until 4 a.m. I was so tired and still felt uncomfortable, probably because I hadn't rested. When we were on the way to the airport at noon, seeing him drowsy and about to fall asleep, I felt both amused and sorry for him.
102. Hehe, let me also tell you about my boyfriend who is studying at university in Xi'an. He came back for vacation, and we were inseparable. One day, his father had to go out, and my boyfriend and I couldn't wait to go into his bedroom. We used all sorts of positions and methods, expressing ourselves to the fullest. After we finished, I got up to get dressed and inadvertently noticed a middle-aged woman in the window of the building across the street carefully observing with binoculars. I thought, "Wow, the buildings are so close, and she still needs binoculars? What kind of eyesight does she have?"
103. During the National Day holiday, we went to my wife's house. We woke up excited and wanted to make love, but her mother was about to leave, so we got ready. When we were both naked, my wife said she needed to pee, and I told her to go out by herself. So she went out naked. Then I said, "Honey, call her if she's out yet." Just then, we heard a knock on the door. My wife was so startled that she jumped onto the bed and hid under the covers. Her mother came in then. We were in a mess. Underwear and other clothes were scattered everywhere—so embarrassing! My wife then said, "Mom, you should knock before entering the house from now on." My mother didn't say yes or no, just turned around and left.
104. I finally finished reading it all in one go, and I'll tell you about the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me.
My husband and I were both seniors in college. One night, he told me that everyone in his dorm next door had gone to an internet cafe to play Age of Empires, and that no one was there. I was tricked into going there by him. Back then, their dorm had a lights-out policy from 7 pm to 8:30 pm. We sneaked into his dorm next door after lights out, when most of the other dorm members were studying (one of his friends had left his key with him). I was actually quite nervous, afraid that his friend might suddenly come back. To reassure me, he stuck a chopstick in the lock so that even if someone outside had the key, they couldn't get in. While we were making love, we suddenly heard voices and footsteps in the hallway. I was so scared that I froze. He reassured me that it wasn't from that dorm.
But they stopped at the door and started trying to open it. I was in a hurry to get dressed, but he said they would leave once they realized the door wouldn't open, and that we should wait and see. Who knew the person outside wouldn't open the lock and started knocking? That's when we hurriedly got dressed. My husband was adjusting his belt when he went to open the door. The person outside immediately understood, laughed, said a couple of things to him, and left. From then on, I couldn't even lift my head whenever I saw that classmate.
105. I had a similar experience. My boyfriend and I were making love at my house. Halfway through, my mom came home. We heard the key turning in the door and quickly got dressed. He was incredibly fast, finishing in seconds, while I didn't even have time to put on anything. I was still under the covers, completely naked (luckily, it was winter, and the room was a bit cold). My mom came in, and we pretended nothing was wrong, but we were both still very red from the excitement. My mom, however, seemed unfazed and turned on the TV. I was extremely embarrassed. My mom definitely noticed, but she didn't say anything. Thank you, Mom!!
106. My then-girlfriend, now my wife, lived in another city. She stayed at my place when she first came to visit. At the time, we weren't too blatant about it. After my parents fell asleep, I'd go to her room, have sex, and then go back to my room to sleep. One time, after our passionate encounter, I actually fell asleep and slept until dawn before leaving my girlfriend's room. I noticed my parents' strange looks. From then on, we slept together without any inhibitions… The day before yesterday, she accompanied me back to my place. On the way, I asked her, "Are you behaving yourself?" She told me, "How can I be behaving myself when I haven't smelled anything fishy in so long?" I was completely stunned! So at night, ◎#¥◎%¥…………%※※(※×(
107. Seeing your experiences, I'll also share mine. I was working the night shift (there were eight of us in our group), and the dormitory was also an eight-person shared room. After finishing work in the morning, we would eat breakfast and go back to the dormitory. All eight of us sisters would go to bed to rest. My boyfriend (now my husband) quietly climbed onto my bed and said he wanted to sleep together. The bed was a bunk bed. He immediately hugged me, and I could feel his penis was very hard. We didn't dare to make too much noise because of the sisters on the bed, and the bed was making a creaking sound. He didn't care and got even more excited. Since we didn't take any precautions, he ended up ejaculating on my sheets. I had to get up and wash the sheets without resting. In the end, the sisters laughed when they saw me. Actually, they heard everything, but it felt very comfortable and enjoyable…
108. You guys aren't as miserable as me. That day, I was having sex with my boyfriend, the door was just closed but not locked, and his sister's daughter suddenly barged in. He was still on top of me, and we weren't covered up at all! Ugh! I can't even describe how humiliating it was. But what's even funnier is that after looking at each other, we asked, "What do we do? Should we stop?" The answer was the same: continue. Our mentality was, "Well, I've already been seen, and I've already embarrassed myself, so if I don't satisfy myself, I'll be doing myself a disservice." Hehe~~
109. After reading so much from everyone, I felt bad not writing something myself. It was the National Day holiday, and I went back to his family's house. His parents weren't exactly modern, but they weren't exactly conservative either. On the first day back home, because I was rushing to catch the train, my appendicitis flared up that night. His mother was worried that I'd be uncomfortable sleeping with her and needing her to take care of me, so she offered to let me sleep with my boyfriend. Her reason, of course, was that she was worried something might happen to me that night, and with my boyfriend, it would be easier to take care of me without feeling awkward. When we heard this, we were absolutely ecstatic! However, when his mother went to make our bed, she still put on two blankets, because it had to be presentable! We were all on the same bed, how could she leave out the blankets? They were blocking our way home! His mother pulled him aside, gave him a few instructions, and then closed the door and left.
I took my medicine and lay down, drifting off to sleep. In the middle of the night, I woke up; the appendicitis pain was gone. Surprisingly, my boyfriend wasn't asleep. And so, absence makes the heart grow fonder! We naturally made love, and in the quiet of the night, it felt amazing! Afterwards, I needed to go to the bathroom. Because it was the middle of the night, my boyfriend said his parents definitely wouldn't come out, so he didn't let me put on any clothes (of course, his clothes were with him, and it was hard to get them). I was completely naked, just wearing a trench coat, and ran to the bathroom. But when I got to the bathroom door, the light was on! Oh my god! My first thought was, "Retreat!!!"
Just as I turned around and took one step, a voice came from beyond the sky. "**Right?" Oh no! His mom!!! I didn't know what to say, and stammered a reply. I wanted to say "I'll go back and wait," at least to grab a coat. But suddenly, the bathroom door opened!!! I felt like I was going to die! His mom looked at me with concern and said, "Aren't you cold? Hurry up and go back inside, it's so cold." I was so ashamed! Luckily, my coat wasn't too short, and luckily it wasn't his dad in the bathroom. I guess his mom knows everything, otherwise, how could my husband and I be sleeping in the same bed now?! Haha.
110. Once, my boyfriend and I went to our old high school. Because it was during vacation, there was almost no one in the school, so we hid in the corridor on the second floor of the teaching building. We were making love. It was about to rain, and the corridor was full of mosquitoes. I was being bitten all the time while we were entangled, and it felt amazing! Just as things were getting really exciting, we suddenly heard the iron gate downstairs click shut! It turned out that it was closing time at school, and the old man who guarded the gate had come to lock it. My boyfriend and I immediately pulled up our pants and rushed downstairs, calling for the old man to open the gate and let us out. The old man looked at us suspiciously and asked what we were doing in the building, staring intently at my leg covered in mosquito bites… My boyfriend said we went to use the restroom. The old man opened the gate. When we came out, we realized there was a newly built public restroom right next to the teaching building… My boyfriend and I quickly and sheepishly left the school. Then my boyfriend discovered that his glasses… I took it down and forgot it upstairs... I even had to run back to get it the next morning... So frustrating...
111. After graduating, I lived in an aunt's (not related to me) house for work. I lived alone in a two-bedroom apartment. One time, my boyfriend came to visit, and I let him stay overnight. Around 10 pm, we were making love, really enjoying ourselves, when suddenly someone knocked on the door. Listening carefully, I realized it was the aunt and her husband. I quickly told my boyfriend to hide in the closet (the simple kind), and then threw all his clothes and shoes in there (he originally wanted to hide in the toilet, but I was worried about safety). Later, the aunt and her husband came in, moved a chair and sat next to the closet, and told me they were going to Switzerland for a long trip and wouldn't be back for a while, and that I should contact her son if I needed anything. Then they said a lot of unrelated things. I was getting really anxious, so I started thinking of a solution. I pretended to be very sleepy, and after a while, they left. My boyfriend came out of the closet, his face flushed red.
112. Let me tell you another
story. Once, I went to my boyfriend's house. That night, something happened at his maternal grandparents' house, so his mother stayed there. Around 11 PM, my boyfriend's father drove us back to my boyfriend's house and then went to his maternal grandparents' house as well. Since there were no outsiders around, we made love. Because it was hot, we fell asleep without clothes or blankets. In the middle of the night, my boyfriend suddenly woke me up and said that when he went to the bathroom, he found that his father had returned. I didn't think much of it and said, "So what if he's back?" He then said, "We think we didn't close the door last night—but when I got up just now, the door was closed." "Ah!!" I started to get scared.
I vaguely remember that yesterday we weren't paying attention because we thought his parents wouldn't be back. We started in the living room and then moved to the bedroom. Since no one was home, we certainly wouldn't have closed the door then. I got increasingly scared and kept asking him if we had closed the door. My boyfriend was nonchalant: "It's okay, it's my dad anyway, it's fine if he sees us." Fortunately, his dad acted normally the next day and afterward. Sigh, it's just that I still keep asking myself: Did we close the door that day?! Did I close the door?!
113. Here's another one that might not be funny, but I'll mention it to fill the space:
Once, my boyfriend and I were at his house. We locked the door, and then, when we were having fun, someone knocked. We quickly got dressed, busy for a while, and then he went to open the door—it was his parents. Actually, it wasn't a big deal, it passed. But then one time, my boyfriend's parents went out to buy groceries in the morning. Later, we got up and went for a walk in the park. When we came back, his parents seemed to have just come home. His mother immediately said, "Oh dear, we came back from buying groceries and found the door locked. We thought you were home, so we waited outside for ages before coming in! Haha, they must have thought we were..." Nice in-laws!
114. In the summer, the weather was hot and humid. My girlfriend's house isn't very big, and the ventilation isn't great. Knowing that his parents had gone out that morning, after some careful teasing, we couldn't resist and started making love in her small room. I was on top, she was on top, it was slippery, and it felt good (we didn't use a condom). Suddenly, her parents knocked on the door. I was stunned. My girlfriend jumped up like a rocket, and that jump was a mistake—she climaxed right in time! Whoosh!!~ She came, she came, she came~ What to do?? What to do?? Her hands were covered in it, as were the blankets. She grabbed a newspaper and started wiping herself. She hid behind her door. A little while after her mother came in, her mother said, "Bai Shan, could you spray some perfume?" Wow!!~~I cried…
115. Me too! And it was just a week ago! My husband and I went to a hotel for the night. We were watching TV and things got exciting, so we started making love. Halfway through, the door suddenly popped open—all the way open! There were people walking outside. At first, we thought someone had kicked the door open, which startled us. Then my husband told me to get dressed, and he put on his underwear and closed the door. We realized no one had deliberately opened the door. We hadn't even climaxed yet, and the fright had ruined our mood, so we didn't continue.
116. Let me tell you another story. It was summer, hot, and my boyfriend's dad was working the night shift. His mom was out of town, and we thought she wouldn't be back, so we took off all our clothes to cool off. Suddenly, we heard the door open. We rushed to his house to get dressed, and it took us ages to come out. His mom asked what we were doing, and we said we were playing on the computer. Ugh, the cloth over the computer screen was still on—it was practically an attempt to cover ourselves up. Another time, it was the same situation. It was past midnight, and we'd just finished having sex and were lying in bed, naked and probably half-asleep, when we suddenly heard the door open. My boyfriend dashed to the balcony (what good did that do?). His mom peeked into both houses, and probably saw me but not her son, and guessed what was going on. The frustrating thing was, she stayed in the living room afterwards. My boyfriend could only use a pillow to cover his penis as he went back to his room, calling out "Mom!" as he passed through the living room. I could only cover myself with a sheet, secretly putting on my underwear underneath—it was so embarrassing. But afterwards, whenever we went to his house, I slept with his mom, pretending nothing had happened.
117. The first time was when I was in school, in my dorm room. Everyone else was asleep when my girlfriend came to me, lay down next to me, and kissed me. I couldn't resist and we had sex. After we finished, I got out of bed to get some water and saw my friend still awake. I was on the top bunk and he was on the bottom bunk; I must have been too loud and woken him up. I said, "Damn, why aren't you asleep so late?" He didn't react much.
The second time was in her dorm room. It was during midterms, and some friends and I went to sleep in her dorm room. Of course, I slept with her. My friends slept on the bottom bunks, and the girls slept on the top bunks. I was on the top bunk, only about 5 centimeters away from the girls. I held back then, but I made my girlfriend feel good by giving her a blowjob. I really wanted it then! But...
118. Once, while my husband and I were making love, a colleague called. I answered, and she kept talking to me while my husband kept teasing me. I couldn't make a sound, so I forced myself to keep talking to her. Finally, she finished, I said goodbye, and hung up. Then all my passion erupted—it felt so good! At that moment, I glanced to the side and realized, oh no! I hadn't actually hung up! I was in such a rush; I just put the phone aside and didn't hang up properly. Sigh… I don't know when my colleague hung up, or if she heard anything. The phone was right next to the bed. If she had hung up after me, she definitely would have heard. If we hung up at the same time, then it's fine.
119. Let me tell you another story:
A long time ago, I was at my first boyfriend's house. We had already made love several times, and while I was on top, his sister came home. She had just gotten married. She came straight into my boyfriend's room, saw us, and said, "How could you do this?" Then she pretended to be shy, covered her face, and left. Once, my girlfriend and I were having sex at her house when her younger brother suddenly ran in (the door to her room couldn't be locked). I was still sweating on top of her, and he saw my entire white butt. We were so scared we couldn't even find our clothes. Luckily, he didn't tell on us, or we would have been in big trouble…
120. Haha. Another time, at my boyfriend's house, he shared an apartment with his classmate. We had to go to his house first before going to his classmate's. We were already finished at night, but I asked him to moan a few times, and he obediently moaned and moaned. It cracked me up, hehe. Then the people in the other room thought we were in a hurry to have sex, knocked on the door, and came out saying they wanted to go out and look at the moon and stars. Keep in mind, it was already past 1 a.m. Haha.
121. Wow, I finally finished reading after several hours! Let me tell you my own story! Two years ago, I visited my boyfriend's house for the first time. Although we had already slept together countless times, I still wanted to maintain appearances in front of his parents. So, my boyfriend offered to sleep in the guest room, and I slept in his room. Every night after his parents went to sleep, he would sneak into my bed with his slippers on tiptoe. We thought we were getting away with it, but after a few days, we found a bag on my bed. When we opened it, we found ten boxes of condoms. I don't know when his mother found out, but from that day on, we started sleeping in the same bed. Every now and then, his mother would secretly put a few boxes of condoms in our drawer; we couldn't even use them all
. In college, the class monitor of another class brought his girlfriend back to the dorm. His classmates moved chairs, stood on them, and peered through the window above the door. Before they could even get a good look, the couple opened the door and came out. So embarrassing! Our classmates watched from the corridor, not daring to laugh. But after they left, we burst out laughing. Another incident, also in college, involved an 8 AM exam. A classmate woke up early, wanting to cram a little more, and discovered a couple doing their exams on the grass behind the building. The whole thing was quite a spectacle; all the boys in the class were quietly woken up to watch the live broadcast. Several students in the class were caught failing that exam, and when the results were announced, they kept cursing…
123. Once, while we were making love at my girlfriend's house, I heard the sound of the security door opening. I grabbed my clothes and hid on the balcony. She got dressed and went to meet me. It was her mother. I admired my girlfriend's composure. It was a summer afternoon around 5 pm. She encouraged her mother to take a shower first. Her mother took off her clothes in the living room and went to shower. My girlfriend chatted with her mother through the bathroom door to cover for me. I put on my clothes and tiptoed out. After going downstairs, I called her and said I regretted not peeking in to see the striptease; I almost got yelled at. She exclaimed, "How exciting! It was worth it!"
124. So funny~~ I've had a similar experience. One day at my house, my mom said she was going out and wouldn't be back in the afternoon. My boyfriend and I were having some fun; he took off all his clothes, and I was only wearing my top. Just then, my mom came back. Our security door wasn't locked, and I thought, "Oh no!" In a flash, I pulled my pants up and stuffed my underwear under the pillow. Then I threw my boyfriend and his clothes onto the balcony, because he was completely naked and didn't have time to put them back on. Then I closed the door and drew the curtains! (It was still a little after 2 pm). All these actions were completed in 30 seconds.
The instant I drew the curtains, my mom came in. Seeing the room was dark, she asked why I had drawn the curtains in broad daylight, and then tried to pull them open. I couldn't think of an answer, so I blurted out, "Don't pull! I like this atmosphere!!" (I don't even know why I said that now!)
My mom came to find something (I was relieved to hear that; if she hadn't left, my boyfriend would have been stuck on my balcony for the rest of his life). My mom found what she wanted and left. I followed her closely the whole time, making sure she didn't run onto the balcony.
As soon as my mom left, I rushed onto the balcony. I wondered how frozen she was, but I found my boyfriend squatting in front of me in his suit and tie (he was wearing a suit when he came in) (he squatted down to avoid being too conspicuous). Later, I touched him and realized, haha, there was nothing under his suit!
125. Since everyone is sharing their interesting experiences, I'll also share my most embarrassing one. It was when I was a sophomore in college. My girlfriend's mom came to Xi'an for a trip, and we naturally accompanied her. After lunch, my mom said she was going to visit an old classmate in Xianyang and told us to go back first. She probably meant for us to take a taxi back to school. After she paid, my girlfriend and I told the taxi driver to take us straight to the hotel. We went into the room and started making love. Just as we were getting into the swing of things, we heard a knock at the door. Wow, Mom had come back out of nowhere! My girlfriend was still in the throes of orgasm and didn't seem to hear us, screaming and yelling. I, however, broke out in a cold sweat.
I quickly told her, "Mom's back." She yelled, "Mom, wait! I'm taking a shower!" Then I quickly grabbed my clothes and scurried into the closet. She crawled into the tub, turned on the tap, and went to open the door completely naked. Mom came in, didn't say anything, and even said to her beloved daughter, "You little devil, be careful not to catch a cold! Look how cold the air conditioner is!" I chuckled to myself in the closet. Lovemaking is hot, of course the air conditioner needs to be turned down. Mom left, and we continued. That day, for some reason, it was unusually intense. We used up two boxes of three condoms, and later we even had sex, and my girlfriend was ecstatic. Thinking about it now, it's so exciting!!
126. I haven't done it myself, but after reading so many, I feel bad not telling one. I'll just tell a story I heard from a classmate: When I was in college, I was studying science and engineering, and dating wasn't very common. The boys' dorm was always a place where stories would happen. There was this guy who liked to masturbate, and he seemed to have some unusual methods. His classmates all knew about his fetish. He would often pretend to go to study at night, then come back to peep. One day, this guy was doing his thing again. The night before, there were a bunch of beer bottles under his bed. He casually grabbed one, inserted his penis, and instantly looked very satisfied. After a while, his face changed drastically. He grabbed the bottle and quickly spun around the dorm. His swollen penis was stuck deep in the bottle neck and he couldn't get it out. Soon, his face turned the same color as his penis, he was sweating profusely, and completely helpless. ^_^. As for how he finally got it out, my classmate didn't say.
127. I'll also tell you about something that happened in our dorm. In my second year of university, one of my roommates suffered from chronic neurasthenia, and around that time, rumors circulated at our school that an earthquake was coming. One day, one of my roommates secretly brought his girlfriend back to the dorm for some intimate time, and coincidentally, the guy with neurasthenia slept in the bunk above them. That night, they made love passionately. It was the middle of the night when the guy in the bunk above them was awakened by violent shaking. I don't know what he was thinking, or if he was still confused, but he jumped out of bed wearing only his underwear, opened the door, and frantically shouted, "Earthquake! Earthquake!" The couple was completely bewildered. Afterwards, this became a major source of amusement at our school… haha.
128. During my university years, I went to evening self-study during exam periods. When I came back, I forgot my umbrella. When I went back to get it, I was surprised to see the classroom lights were off. I tried to push the door open, but there was something behind it, so I couldn't push it in… I kicked it open, and the desk fell over. I turned on the light, and there was a couple entwined. Looking closer, I saw underwear and a bra on a table—had they been filming porn? Upon closer inspection, I realized it was the guy across the hall from me; we all knew each other. "Excuse me, I'm taking my umbrella…" I said as I turned off the light and went to his room. "Don't make things too big," I said as he left. From then on, the guy across the hall's wife always blushed when she saw me, making me feel embarrassed. Later, when we were eating together, I said, "Why didn't you take my umbrella out to cover yourselves?"
129. Let me tell you something I heard happened at my school. It's about a guy and his girlfriend who were having sex in their dorm during the day. I don't know if it was because they were too loud or what, but afterwards, a lot of guys started peeking. Some stood on stools and looked through the windows, some peeked through the door cracks. Eventually, a teacher on duty saw them and tapped one of the guys, saying, "What are you looking at? Let me see too." The guy, who was really into it, yelled, "Get lost! I've been waiting forever for my turn to watch!"...
130. A friend of mine was at his girlfriend's house. Her parents were playing mahjong, usually all night, so they started playing in the living room. While they were doing it, her parents came back. His girlfriend, being timid, had already run to her room and pretended to sleep. He immediately ran inside and hid in a closet. But because he didn't know them well, he ended up in her parents' room and got caught red-handed. Her parents, not recognizing him, took him to the police station as a thief. Later, his girlfriend explained the situation, and they let him go. She never dated him again! 131.
My experience that time was quite memorable. That day, my girlfriend and I were watching a movie, "New Police Story," at the Oriental Plaza cinema. Most people would choose a seat in the middle, but we had some things to do, so we chose two seats on the side… The movie started, the lights dimmed, and I covered my girlfriend with a jacket, then unzipped her top and started touching her breasts. My penis got hard too. She unbuckled my belt and reached inside to touch my penis. Just then, the ticket inspector, with two people—a child and his father—asked if we were sitting in the wrong seats. I was shocked. I said no, and then he asked to see our tickets. It turned out our tickets were for row 6, but we were sitting in row 7! Luckily, it was dark in the cinema, so I pretended nothing was wrong and flipped from row 7 to row 6 in one step (because my pants weren't properly on, I could only take the shortest route, which was flipping to row 6)…
132. Haha, I've had that experience too. Once, my boyfriend and I were at my house, just getting into the mood, when a friend called. It was a guy, someone I hadn't contacted in a long time. Naturally, I felt awkward and just hung up after a few words. Then my boyfriend started teasing me, making me uncomfortable and unable to make any noise. The more I resisted, the more excited he became, getting increasingly aggressive. I was so anxious! Finally, the call ended, and after a short while of intimacy, another friend called. It was a girl, who had just been robbed on the street and was crying to me. Why is everyone so unlucky? I had no choice but to listen patiently. My boyfriend was amused and gave me a good scolding. Afterwards, he said it felt really exciting, haha
. When I was in high school and taking extra classes, our teacher gave us a Chinese test, and we made a bet to see who would score higher. I'd always been good at Chinese, and he was good at math, so you can imagine how good he was at humanities. I was very confident and made the bet. It was my first time making a bet like that. Unexpectedly, I was unlucky enough to score two points lower than him. So, at my aunt's house (where I lived), on a gloomy, rainy day… Nobody knows how he wrote his essay, right? Later, I saw his essay. It was passable, but the last paragraph had "Long Live Chairman Mao!" in big letters. I was stunned. How could an essay like that score higher than mine? Sigh! My first time making a bet like that!

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