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Forwarded (69 levels of manly work) A classic among classics 

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I'm here to correct the true meaning of couples' dating... Published: 2014-04-08 Author: Guanzhong Man Popularity: 857 Hello young couples in Xi'an and nearby areas, I hope to meet more couples here. I've been registered here for quite a while, mostly lurking, and reading other people's success stories. I'm envious and eager to learn. Thank you to these seniors for selflessly sharing their rich experience. Today, I'll also talk about some of the worst people I've encountered recently. First, let's talk about some single men. I won't even call you sleazy or uncultured, or disgustingly ugly. At least be down-to-earth, honest, and have some class and substance, okay? Don't start by talking about your penis before you've even said anything. How big it is, how capable you are, how good you are at sex, and so on. And all that talk about rich experience, a strong body, and so on. Sigh~ I really don't want to curse you, really... I haven't cursed anyone in a very long time. I don't want to say another word to you. It's your own fault for not having a woman; you're destined to masturbate your whole life. Before I got married, I never lacked women, in fact, I had several. Look at you, you're just staring at other women's pictures on your computer, fantasizing and masturbating to satisfy your urges. Aren't you even a little humbler? You think you can get women to do this or that? If you're so great, why are you even here? You have plenty of women looking for you. Can't you live without bragging? Stop going up to people and bragging for ages before anything's even happened. And stop sending out pictures of your dick that looks like a stale fried dough stick. It'll make you seem like all you have left is that dick, and everyone you meet talks about it. Of course, I'm only talking about those rude, pretentious single men; there are good ones too. I wish you all good luck meeting a couple who need you and having fun. Now, let's talk about some unreliable couples. I won't even mention your looks, can't you at least take a step-by-step approach to your first conversation? Don't start by talking about how much experience you've had, how many times you've been with someone, how rich your experience is, and so on. It makes you sound like professional sex workers, saying you've been doing it for years and are trustworthy! In my mind, you instantly become the most skilled sex experts. All that fancy stuff is nothing compared to what you've done. The two of you have sexed enough to circle the earth twice; you're incredibly skilled. In an instant, you two are like gods. Then there are couples who chat with you for ages, only to say they're not actually married. They're with a girlfriend or mistress or something. At that moment, I really wanted to slap their faces. After all that talk, are they just messing with me? We're looking for long-term partners, not casual sex partners. People like this who bring a woman to a group for casual sex are simply looking for thrills and satisfying their lust. Since there are quite a few of these people who bring other women, I'm specifically clarifying this here, so please don't contact me. There's another type of couple who give me the impression that they can summon a group of people to have sex anytime. And look, they even wrote it down. Today we had sex with so-and-so. Tomorrow we'll have sex with so-and-so, and the day after tomorrow and the day after that we'll have sex with so-and-so. It makes me think that tying a shoelace or turning on a computer running Windows XP is more troublesome than getting someone to have sex with you. I'll have to offend these kinds of people a bit; stay away from me. If you contact me, I'll feel more disgusted than if I'd swallowed a fly. Don't contact me if you're one of these types of people. I've heard there are even gangs involved recently. The atmosphere is getting increasingly chaotic; everyone needs to be vigilant and keep their eyes open, don't let lust cloud your judgment. --------------------------Advertisement starts here------------------------- I usually just secretly read things and then sneak away... Today I accidentally saw Brother Guanzhong's work and couldn't stop laughing. His insults were spot-on, and there were many things I'd always wanted to say but couldn't. I sincerely support Brother Guanzhong's classic insults!!!

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