Humor in Chinese Football (Repost)

1. First couplet: How much sorrow does our men's football team have? Second couplet: Like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. Horizontal scroll: No one can shoot. First couplet: How much sorrow does our men's football team have? Second couplet: Like a group of prostitutes guarding a brothel. Horizontal scroll: Always being shot. First couplet: How much sorrow does our men's football team have? Second couplet: Like a group of naughty children going to a brothel. Horizontal scroll: Still unable to shoot. First couplet: How much sorrow does our men's football team have

? Second couplet: Like waiters and servants in a brothel. Horizontal scroll: Watching others shoot. 2. The captains of the Chinese, Japanese, and South Korean football teams met with God. The South Korean asked: God, when will South Korea win the World Cup? God said: 50 years! The South Korean captain cried: I won't live to see that day! The Japanese asked: God, when will the Japanese team win the World Cup? God said: 100 years! The Japanese captain cried: I won't live to see that day! Just as the Chinese were about to speak, God cried: Don't ask anymore, I won't live to see that day!

3. Camacho approached Milutinovic: "I'm going to coach the Chinese national team."
Milutinovic: "Congratulations on your success!"
Camacho: "How do you manage the team? " Milutinovic : "
Build good relationships with the players. " Camacho: "How do I avoid being scolded after a loss? " Milutinovic: "Build good relationships with the reporters! " Camacho: "How do I avoid being sacked early?" Milutinovic: "Build good relationships with the Football Association! " Camacho: "How do I qualify for the World Cup?" Milutinovic remained silent for a long time: "This... How could you have such an idea? This requires building good relationships with God!" 4. A Viagra advertisement: "Take our Viagra, and I guarantee you'll be like the Chinese national football team, unable to ejaculate for 90 minutes!"

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