Random Thoughts (laughs)

I was watching TV on the sofa when my wife, wrapped in a bath towel, sat on my lap and said seductively, "Sir, won't you take me?" I pretended to be unmoved and said, "No, no, I don't have any money on me today!" My wife said, "What money? Just make me happy, and I'll give you an IOU later!" I was stunned... There's an IOU for this!
I lifted my wife's chin with one hand and teased, "Hey girl, come on, sing me a song!" My wife slapped my hand away, "Sir, please show some respect. I only sell my body, not my art!" Shock! I've walked right into their trap! After
showering, I was lying in bed reading when my wife came out of the bathroom and pounced on me like a hungry tiger, pinning me down and saying menacingly, "Hehe, you're quite handsome, young man. I'm going to have a taste today!" I resisted fiercely. Seeing that I wouldn't comply, my wife turned gentle and said, "Sir, please give in to this humble woman!" I said, "Give me a reason first!" My wife's eyes darted around mischievously: "This humble woman was just released from prison and hasn't had any sex in years!" My goodness, that's a perfectly valid reason; there's no reason for me not to comply!

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