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1. I suddenly had a stomachache at work, ran to the toilet, and just as I pulled down my pants and farted, I realized I didn't have any toilet paper. So I had to put my pants back on and run out to get some.
I heard the guy next door say, "Wow, that's amazing, you even have to come to the toilet to fart..."
2. "Honey, I saw a bag I really like, it's perfect for me; seeing it reminds me of my first love, so innocent, and it's only a little over ten thousand yuan, I deserve it." "
The user you dialed is not in service area, please stop talking."
3. After a party, I took a female classmate home. Because it was late and the subway was about to close, she hugged me when we got downstairs, and I instinctively pushed her away. A few months later, she started pursuing me, saying I was different from other men, and that this was the art of picking up girls, you should all learn from me...
A hilarious comment: Four months along, if she doesn't find an honest man to marry soon, she won't be able to hide her pregnancy.
4. Ladies, what should you do when your husbands make you angry? Let me tell you! Don't go back to your parents' house. Join a tour group, and please bring the air conditioner remote, TV remote, his driver's license, ID card, car keys, change the computer and Wi-Fi passwords, and his salary card. Then you can set off with peace of mind.
5. Last night, while taking a bath at a bathhouse, I overheard two men in their seventies chatting. One lamented, "When we were young and impotent, it was the Republic of China era, and prostitutes were everywhere! When we were able to get back to normal, damn it! Liberation! Now that we're old and impotent, damn it, things have opened up again!"

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