A bunch of wicked young men, I'm speechless.

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There are three types of girls: those who are attracted by the heart, those who are attracted by the body, and those who are attracted by online traffic.
I bought a portable hard drive; it's almost Chinese New Year, so I'm going to get my girlfriends a new luxury home.
I hate people with the surname Ma the most, like Ma Huateng and Ma Yun, they all swindled my money. Of course, what I hate most is mosaics...
After every passionate encounter with my girlfriend, I would stroke her face and say to her affectionately, "I wish you were a real person."
My girlfriend wants to break up with me because she saw me licking the yogurt bottle cap while I was drinking it.
I explained to her that this is about being thrifty and frugal, which is our fine tradition.
She said angrily: It's not because of that! You can't even lick such a shallow bottle cap clean!
When I checked into the hotel, I asked the front desk if the soundproofing was good.
Receptionist: I couldn't hear anything no matter how loud it was, so I turned around and left.
I came here to listen, how can I listen when your soundproofing is so good!
This morning, I was almost late for work, so I ran to the company. At the company entrance, a very busty woman was also running, so I teased her: "Running so fast, your breasts are jiggling, doesn't it hurt?"
She retorted angrily, "Doesn't it hurt when you swing your lower body like that?"

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