Humor and comedy 11202

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1. On the bus, a father was holding a little girl. The little girl rubbed her nose against her father's, singing adorably: "Daddy~~Daddy~~Where are we going~~~" The father smiled and patted her little bottom, saying: "To the hospital for a shot, of course!" Then, until they got off the bus, the little girl's cries echoed throughout the carriage…
2. This morning on my way to work, I took the elevator up, but it was overloaded, so I sheepishly came down.
He was overweight... Another fat guy got off, and I had a bright idea to go up on top of him!
The elevator doors slowly closed... I'll never forget that fat man's mournful eyes...
3. In a restaurant, I saw a cool guy elegantly light a cigarette, then pull out a powerful-looking Zippo lighter. He tried to light it, but it wouldn't light. He tried again, but it still wouldn't light. The cool guy calmly pulled out a cheap disposable lighter, lit it, lit the Zippo first, and then used the Zippo to light the cigarette.
4. I just overheard someone on the phone saying, "My rear-wheel drive system is having some problems; I need to get it fixed later."
I stared at his fallen bicycle chain, lost in thought.
5. Today I overheard someone talking behind my back saying I'm effeminate, and as a real man, I'm really angry!
My hands are still shaking. Oh dear, I even drew the eyeliner crooked!

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