A thief broke into my house last night while my wife was home alone.

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Last Monday, my company sent me on a business trip. I had just checked into my hotel when I received a call from my wife:
"Honey, something terrible has happened. A few thieves broke into our neighborhood today, and our house was also targeted."
I jumped up and asked, "Did you lose anything? Did you call the police?"
"The house was ransacked, and 1,000 yuan was missing from the closet. I'm cleaning up other things that are missing. The police came by this afternoon."
My wife sensed my anxiety and quickly comforted me: "Fortunately, those thieves have been caught by the police, now..."
"Everyone, please submit a list of thefts as soon as possible." I breathed a sigh of relief and quickly ordered my wife:
"Go and look at the wedding photo hanging above the bed. There's a red envelope stuck to the back of the frame with double-sided tape."
The wife hung up the phone. Two minutes later, she asked, "I took the picture frame down to look, but there's nothing there."
To find something in such an unpredictable place, it seems we encountered no ordinary thief today. I quickly told my wife to check the bathroom again.
There's a gap in the toilet tank against the wall; I stuffed a plastic bag in there. See if there's any left.
Ten minutes later, my wife called:
No, did you remember the wrong place?
I said anxiously, "Impossible. I checked it before I left for the business trip. It was a full 4,000 yuan, all consecutive new 100-yuan bills. That was money I deducted from the technical improvement bonus the company gave me last year."
"Is that all? Is there anything else you've forgotten?" his wife pressed on the phone.
“That’s all, only this 6,000 yuan. You must explain the characteristics of that money to the police clearly,” I reminded my wife.
The wife sneered, "Fine. Thank you for your excellent performance in this family anti-theft drill."

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