What a shameless joke!...Then let's just kiss!

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Couples who never argue
A loving couple is celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
The middle-aged neighbor, watching the commotion, asked the old man to speak first:
"Why have you been able to maintain a happy and fulfilling marriage for fifty years, since I was born?"
I've never heard you two argue. Have you never had any disagreements?
The old man said, "Of course there are disputes, but they don't escalate."
I learned this lesson during my honeymoon...
The old gentleman continued:
"I remember back then, transportation was inconvenient. When we went to the Grand Canyon for our honeymoon, we each hired a..."
A donkey. But her donkey was clearly lazy and stopped to rest by the roadside after walking for only a short while.
All I heard my wife say coldly was, "The first time."
When the donkey tried to slack off a second time, she pointed at it again and said, "This is the second time."
When the donkey refused to leave for the third time, she calmly pulled out her rented pistol and shot it dead!
The middle-aged neighbor exclaimed in surprise, "Your wife is truly cruel!"
The old man said, "Isn't that right? I couldn't stand it either, so I stopped by the roadside and pointed out her faults."
As a result, she didn't argue with me, but just coldly said to me: "The first time."
From that moment on, I... understood.
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First surgery
The patient, lying on the operating table, felt very uneasy seeing all the preparations before the surgery and said, "Doctor, I'm sorry, this is my first time having surgery, so I'm very nervous."
The doctor patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, saying, "I'm the same way."
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▼Laundry shop
Old Zhang said to Old Wang, "Old Li's laundromat is opening soon! What should we give him as a gift?"
Old Wang said, "How about we send them a plaque?"
Old Zhang: "What should we write on it?"
Old Wang: "Just write 'Give me back my innocence!'"
▼Shameless....
Man: I like you so much... I really like you... Can I kiss you?
Woman: Shameless....
Man: Okay... then let's kiss...
▼I can't vote
A foreigner was visiting Taiwan for the first time and wasn't very familiar with the local customs and rules.
When he got on the bus and went to pay, the driver said: Pay when you get off the bus!
So the foreigner ran off the bus.
He stretched out his arm and said, "I can't throw it! I can't throw it!"
▼Bag packaging
Ah Ming: "Boss, I'd like a bubble tea."
Boss: "Okay, do you want it packed in bags?"
Amin: "No! I want it in a cup."
▼Are there clouds?
We recently went on a graduation trip to Thailand, and the Thai sun was incredibly strong!
Everyone was applying sunscreen to their cars, several layers in total.
Xiao Hong asked me: "Hey, can you check if there are any clouds?"
Although puzzled, I lifted the curtain to check if there were any clouds in the sky outside.
Then I answered her: Yes, but not many.
Turning around, I saw the exaggerated amount of rice noodles on her face.
I just realized she wanted me to check if it was "even"?
▼No brain
In the kindergarten, two little boys were arguing, and the argument was getting more and more heated.
One of them shouted, "I'm going back to get my dad to beat your dad on the head!"
The child laughed loudly, "Ha! He can't hit it..."
"My mom says my dad doesn't have a brain at all..."
Peeling onions in water
Da Ming had just gotten married not long ago. One night, his wife was busy preparing dinner in the kitchen.
To be considerate of his wife, Da Ming wanted to help her with some housework.
So he said to his dear wife, "Honey, is there anything I can do to help?"
My wife said, "You're so clumsy. Let's find something simple, like peeling onions."
Da Ming thought this was incredibly simple. However, he had barely started peeling it off when he was choked and ended up crying.
He thought to himself, "This is no easy task," but he was too embarrassed to ask his wife for advice.
I had no choice but to call my mom for help.
Mom said, "That's easy, you can just peel it in the water."
Da Ming then followed his mother's instructions and completed his wife's task, and was overjoyed.
The next day, Daming called his mother and said, "Mom, your method is really good, but the only downside is that I have to breathe frequently, which is tiring."

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