9 funny jokes

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One day, my gay friend patted me on the shoulder and asked, "Please use an idiom to describe gay people!" I pondered for a long time before slowly uttering four words: "Striving for perfection!" Shouldn't women be described as: "There is a way to go?"
I remember seeing a case before that's still unsolved. The police found the victim lying in a pool of blood, barely alive, writing something with his finger in blood. The captain told us not to disturb him, that he was leaving clues. We stood by and watched. When he finished writing, we went closer and saw ten big characters written in blood: "What the hell are you doing? Hurry up and save me!" I
was shopping with my girlfriend when we ran into my good buddy. He always likes to joke, and he said to me, "Beautiful lady, out walking the dog again?" I saw my girlfriend secretly laughing! I whispered to my girlfriend, "He's insulting you: saying you're a son of a bitch." Then we both beat him up!!!
Lately, I've been going on blind dates, and several girls haven't liked me! My parents are getting anxious! They urge me every day! I came to the matchmaking agency under pressure. They asked me what my requirements were. I said, "Nothing much, just someone who likes me!" The person immediately said, "Your requirements aren't low..." Now
I finally understand why the North isn't as wealthy as the South! Heating and property management fees—a month's work for nothing. Down jacket and windbreaker—half a month's work for nothing. Thermal underwear and padded trousers—half a month's work for nothing. Two pairs of thick cotton shoes—half a month's work for nothing. Two people going to the movies—half a month's work for nothing. That's three months' work for nothing! I already earn so little, and in a year I earn three months less than others. Then when it gets cold, I have to eat hot pot, have a big meal, go to a party, and then catch a cold and get injections—half a year's money is gone... Wow! A reporter , struggling financially,
asked a divorced woman, "How did you and your husband meet?" "Weibo." "How much did your husband earn?" "Weibo." "What was the main reason for your divorce?" "Weibo." "Why didn't your husband try to keep you?" "Weibo." A
woman wanted to top up her phone credit with 50 yuan, but accidentally topped up the wrong number. She called him and said, "Hey handsome, I accidentally topped up 50 yuan to you. Can you top it up for me?" He said, "No problem, I'll top it up for you right away, but I don't have 50, I only have 100. Why don't you top up another 50, and I'll just top up 100 for you?" She thought to herself, "There are still many good people in this world." So she topped up another 50 yuan, and then... nothing happened.
Don't look down on me because of my insignificant job. Let me tell you, I'm here to gain experience, I'm here to have fun. I have connections. My family business has been around for hundreds of years. If I don't want to play anymore, I'll just go home and take over the family business. Don't ask me why, I'm a farmer, I own land. That's how capricious I am.

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