5 humorous and funny stories

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1. Traffic jams during rush hour are so boring, so I checked "People Nearby" on WeChat and found a girl. I greeted her, saying, "I'm stuck in traffic!"
She replied, "What kind of car do you drive? " I turned around and saw a Mercedes next to me, and replied, "I drive a Mercedes. " She asked again, "What's the license plate?" I replied, "xxxxx." She replied, "Brother, this Mercedes is mine..." 2. It's said that China Unicom is launching "Woxin" for iPhones to compete with WeChat. According to insiders, Unicom will continue to launch products specifically designed for iPhones, including a charging dock called "Wocao," a phone holder called "Wokao," a screen cleaning cloth called "Woca," a map app called "Woqu," a calendar plugin called "Wori," and a music player called "Wolegequ"! 3. The other day online, I messaged a strange girl: "Hey beautiful, wanna hang out?" The girl replied, "You're sick!" I could only say, "Never mind then, wish you a speedy recovery!" 4. A few days ago, I gave my dad a phone for his birthday. Yesterday, while playing on his phone, I discovered he was using WeChat, so I pretended to be a stranger and added him, and then... Today he started telling me about his good-for-nothing son… 5. Xiao Ming wanted to go abroad for a business trip, but he needed his boss's approval. So he asked his boss, who gave him a note that read, “goahead.” Xiao Ming thought, “goahead = forward, the boss approved it.” So he started packing his bags. A colleague saw him and asked, “Xiao Ming, what are you doing?” He said, “I’m preparing to go abroad for a business trip, and the boss approved it. He wrote ‘goahead’ for me, look.” The colleague, upon seeing the note, was speechless and said, “Don’t you know our boss’s English level? He means ‘go away!’”

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