Humorous jokes during the National Day holiday

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1. My computer password is: fuckyou. I went home for the National Day holiday, and my boss wanted to use my computer, so he asked me to send the password to his phone...
2. I started to enjoy nagging. I discovered various microblogs and tried them day and night, finding endless enjoyment in them. My new girlfriend left me, saying, "If only I were this persistent and exploratory in everything I did..." She found an athlete.
3. Urgent notice for National Day: You have deteriorated and your morality has expired. It is recommended that you immediately go to a scrap metal recycling station to be recycled and remodeled. Don't be sad, you can be reused and you still have value.
4. A friend graduated with a master's degree but couldn't find a suitable job. He was worried at home when his nephew approached him and said, "Uncle, why don't you become a licentiate?" My friend asked in surprise, "Why?"
My nephew replied: The advertisement says, "Become a human being today, start working tomorrow..."
5. On National Day, Lin Chi-ling told reporters, "I'm really not that pretty. If I'm lying, I'll read my name backwards from now on."
6. My high school physics textbook said that the properties of waves are: interference, diffraction, and superposition. Only later did I realize I'd been misled; the properties of waves are clearly: smooth, full, and elastic. Through this experience, I understood the importance of conducting experiments.

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