Funny jokes that will leave you speechless: Xiaoming

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1. One day, our Chinese teacher explained to us that "乳" means "small," for example, "乳猪" means "piglet" and "乳鸽" means "piglet." Then the teacher asked Xiaoming to make a sentence using the word "乳."
Xiaoming: My family's economic situation is very bad; we live in a 30-square-meter breast-sized room. Then... I never saw Xiaoming again.
2. The little girl next door asked Xiaoming: If you lived in a dinosaur world and a dragon was about to eat you, what would you do?
Xiaoming calmly said: That's easy, just stop imagining it.
3. The history teacher asked everyone: Who knows what Li Shizhen's last work was? Xiaoming in the corner shouted: I don't know what her work was, but I know what her last words were before she died.
The teacher asked curiously: What were they?
Xiaoming: This grass is poisonous. ...Then, Xiaoming was punished by standing for a whole class period.
4. Mom: Xiaoming, please make a sentence using "一往情深" (deeply in love).
Xiaoming: Today, Yiwangqingshen is opening for business, free all day, hurry up and grab a computer!
Mom: You little rascal, I give you money but you don't study properly, I'll beat you to death...
5. The English teacher asked everyone: What do you think is the easiest English word to remember?
Xiaoming shouted: WiFi.

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