On Children's Day, may your child make you laugh.

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1. My son is six years old. When I picked him up from school, the teacher said, "Your son got into a fight with another child at school. I asked him for his father's phone number, and he said he didn't need to call his dad, that he could beat him himself."
2. The son is four years old and refuses to take his medicine because he thinks it tastes bitter. The father has no choice but to say to his son, "Son, this medicine is not bitter at all, it tastes good, look at Dad."
As he spoke, he popped a pill into his mouth.
The son put the medicine in his mouth, spat it out, and said to his mother, "Dad is bad. He ate the medicine that wasn't bitter himself and gave me the bitter medicine."
3. When teaching my daughter to recognize colors, I pointed to yellow and asked her: What color is this?
She said earnestly: This one is banana flavored...
The world of foodies is very simple...
4. That day after get off work, I saw an old man leading a little boy on the street. As they passed a small stall...
The little boy pestered the old man to buy him food: "Grandpa, can you give me a dollar? I'll give you all the money I earn when I grow up."
The old man teased him, "So how much are you going to give me?"
The little boy thought for a moment and said, "It's not up to me; it depends on how much my wife gives me!"
5. While eating with my son, he noticed I kept eating fish heads and asked me, "Do you particularly like eating fish heads?"
I put down my chopsticks and said to him, "This is the example your grandma set for me. When I was little, our family was poor, and we only ate fish during the New Year. Your grandma would only eat the fish head and give me all the fish meat. Although our living conditions are better now, we must not forget our fine traditions!"
The son thought for a moment and then asked, "Did you also eat chopped chili fish head back then?"

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