5 jokes

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1. At the company's annual party, there was an interactive segment where female colleagues acted out faces on stage, and male colleagues guessed them while their backs were to the screen.
One female colleague pointed to her face, and the goofy male colleague said, "Freckles!"
The female colleague shook her head, and the goofy male colleague said, "Pimples!"
The female colleague shook her head again, and the goofy male colleague said, "Pockmarks!"
The female colleague still shook her head, and the goofy male colleague said, "Fat!"
The host couldn't stand it anymore and gave a hint: "One word!"
The goofy male colleague laughed and said, "I know, it's the word 'ugly'."
As soon as the male colleague finished speaking, the female colleague punched him like a meteor, angrily saying, "Would it kill you to say the word 'face'?!"
2. On the train, the beautiful woman next to me was listening to music. Seeing her beautiful profile, I mustered up the courage to strike up a conversation and said, "Beautiful lady, may I have the honor of sharing a pair of headphones with you?"
The beautiful woman stared at me for a while, then frowned, gritted her teeth, and tore off one of the headphone cords, handing it to me.
3. On the subway, I saw a girl looking at my Weibo. I struck up a conversation, saying, "Hey, I'm following this person too, they're pretty funny."
She glanced at me and said, "What's the use? A comedian is either poor or ugly, probably stuck on the subway somewhere."
4. The company is holding its year-end meeting, and all my colleagues have received notices and are preparing. I went to ask my boss, "Why haven't I been assigned any tasks?"
My boss said, "You're in the meeting organization."
I asked, "My name isn't on the meeting organization list either?"
The secretary quickly explained, "You misunderstood. Our boss doesn't speak Mandarin well; he can't distinguish between 'waste' and 'meeting'..."
5. A: "I know I'll definitely become famous someday!"

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