Qiushi Baike TOP1

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A night of marriage can bring a hundred days of kindness, but a hundred days of marriage can breed deep resentment!
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On the train, I suddenly heard a familiar BBK (Vivo) phone ringtone. I saw the burly man opposite me pull a pink BBK music flip phone out of his pocket. After answering the call, he gave us a sheepish smile and said, "It's my wife's. She just got an iPhone, so she gave me her old phone. I'll use any phone, as long as it makes a sound..." What a great husband!
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Is there anyone like me, who doesn't care about spending hundreds or thousands of dollars with generous people, but remembers to calculate every single dollar with stingy people?
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This morning I got a call from friend A. He said, "Transfer some money to my card. I was in a car accident, and the person who hit me ran away." I said, "I bought a watch last year, you damn liar! My friend doesn't talk like you. You can't even speak properly and you still dare to scam money." Friend A said, "You idiot, I knocked out my front tooth." Me:.........
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A young woman had just joined the company when her boss asked her to attend a dinner party, saying she should keep the higher-ups company. The woman looked innocent and said, "Does the boss have a problem with his taste? I'm so ugly, why should I have to accompany them for drinks?"
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I have a silly wife at home, but I can never bring myself to hit or scold her... My brother is really something... Last night we had a fight, she was so noisy and wouldn't let me get a good night's sleep. I got angry, ran out to the bathroom, and after a while, I came back to bed, unusually quiet and motionless. When I asked why, she said: "I'm afraid you'll go out and get a knife and come back to kill me, kill me..."
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This photo was taken three years ago. I saw two adorable cats. They turned their heads to look when they saw me taking pictures. It's a sign that good things come in pairs.
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My husband came home drunk late at night and tiptoed into the bedroom without turning on the lights. I tolerated him knocking over a chair and overturning the trash can, but then he took out his phone and shone it in my face to see if I was awake. If it weren't for the fact that his nose was bleeding from hitting the doorframe, I would have really wanted to beat him up.
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A very thoughtful buyer!

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