God sent me to deliver batteries to you.

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1. After graduating from university, I interned at a hospital. After performing a minor surgery under the doctor's guidance, I walked out of the operating room with my head down, still thinking about the precautions I had taken. At that moment, family members surrounded me, asking about the situation. For some reason, I had a brain fart and remembered a scene from a TV show, so I blurted out, "We did our best..." Immediately, the family members burst into tears, and I was disciplined.
2. Tang Sanzang was constantly being captured by demons, and he was terrified of it. So he said to Wukong, "For my safety, you transform into my likeness, and I into yours." Wukong did as his master said, but the next day his master asked to switch back. Wukong asked his master why, and his master said, "Stop talking nonsense, the Women's Kingdom is ahead."
3. I texted my girlfriend, "I'm on the bus, muah." I accidentally sent it to my dad's phone, and he replied, "How am I supposed to know if you're on the bus or not? Don't you know whether you're on the bus or not?"
On Qixi Festival (Chinese Valentine's Day) on April 13th, I'll screenshot every time any of my friends show off their love. If you get married in the future and your spouse isn't them, I'll slip the photo into a red envelope and give it to you!
5. I rushed to the exam hall for my CET-6 exam and realized I hadn't brought any batteries for my radio! I asked a guy I didn't know in front of me if he had any spares, and he just threw his batteries at me, then went to sleep on the table. He slept until 4:30 when it was time to hand in my paper. When I came out of the exam hall, I asked him what he was doing there, and he said grandly, "God sent me to bring you batteries..."
6. The counselor, male, was slightly sleazy. While inspecting the cleanliness of the boys' dormitory, he found a can of cooking oil on the bookshelf. Knowing that cooking and illegal electricity use are prohibited in university dorms, he asked, "Why is there oil here? Is it..."
"Did you cook in the dorm?" No one dared to answer, so the teacher pressed on, asking, "For lubrication?"...
7. Ant A got lost while out and about and met Ant B, asking: "How did you get back to the anthill?" Ant B stared at Ant A with wide eyes and stammered: "With...with...with a smile or in silence..."
8. I work at a beauty salon. Yesterday, a very wealthy woman came in and asked me what the latest technology was for preventing aging. I immediately knelt down and exclaimed, "Godmother! As the saying goes, raising children is for old age security!"

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