Guo Degang's description of a woman as ugly is absolutely hilarious!

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1. A big pockmark is inside a small pockmark, a small pockmark is inside a tiny pockmark, and inside the tiny pockmark is some kind of shell, with a little bit on top of the shell.
What kind of demon is this!
2. Marrying you will be a great challenge!
3. She's too beautiful, like a car crash scene. And her most beautiful feature is her eyes; the eyes are the windows to the soul. Her windows are crooked.
4. A fairy descended to earth, but landed face-first!
5. It looked like a roasted sweet potato. It got too big and turned black. Then it fell to the ground and cracked, revealing the red soil. Someone wearing nailed shoes stepped on it!
6. She's tall and has a big face. She doesn't have a beard yet, but if she did, she'd look like Zhang Fei. 7. She looks too avant-garde.
Marrying her would be performance art.
8. The girl was beautiful, 1.7 meters tall, with long hair flowing down her shoulders, and a patch of chest hair the size of a palm on her chest!
9. Does Li Yuchun look like Yao Ming?
No way! Really no way! Li Yuchun is more handsome than Yao Ming, her voice is more rugged, and she's more manly than any man!
This is a tragedy for us men, and a misfortune for women!
I don't understand why so many people would like a woman who acts like a man? Has the world changed? Do women now prefer this type of woman? Have tastes changed?
Why is a woman who looks like a man receiving this kind of adoration?
No wonder some people say: Li Yuchun and her accomplices are trying to change the gender preferences and thoughts of today's young people!
Did Li Yuchun really take "aphrodisiacs"?
I don't know, but she really doesn't seem like a woman!! She really doesn't!!
How come Li Yuchun's Chinese looks a bit like a pervert?! (Please forgive me, Li Yuchun fans, it was Guo Degang who said it, not me) 10. The lady practiced martial arts, was twelve feet tall, had blue eyes and a red beard, and a chest hair as wide as a palm. She fought five tigers and three bears and carried them back by herself. The old lady was about 75 years old, her head was like a sideways melon, and she was fat. She wore the costumes that three people had altered, and after makeup, she looked like Ultraman. When she came out, four children cried. A young man in front of her said: "Good Qin Xianglian, this Qin Xianglian is so xxxxx, I want Chen Shimei, but I don't want her!" (Tianjin dialect) 11. Last time I went to the pig farm, I tied a red rope to her arm so that I couldn't tell her apart. 12. Red hairpins, green hairpins, gold hairpins, silver hairpins, copper hairpins, iron hairpins, nine-linked rings on her head, and if you put two dates on it, it's a cake. 13. Golden hair and blue eyes. Nonsense, she's blindfolded. 14. Sister, please forgive me, I want to start anew.
15. If it weren't for testing one's courage, who would stay with her?

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