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Refined sexual innuendo among female college students 

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Physics major: We've been dating for six months now, so we're pretty much in the honeymoon phase, right?

Girl: Not really.

Boy: Why? Isn't that enough heat?

Girl: Not enough, it's still missing a joule.

Literature major: Are you satisfied with our relationship right now?

Girl:

Boy: Why?

Girl: You've never really gotten to know me deeply.

Boy: That's not deep enough? How deep do you want it to be?

Girl: At least four inches.

Chemistry major: Our relationship is progressing very quickly. What do you think is the main reason?

Girl: It's always been inorganic reactions, of course it's fast, but I want organic reactions. Medical major:

Boy: Why have you been so down these past few days?

Girl: I'm thinking about breaking up with you.

Boy: Huh? Why? Am I not good to you?

Girl: No, you're very good to me, but you haven't been able to use your strengths to make up for my weaknesses. Computer Science major: Since we fell in love, I've been happy every day.

Girl: Yes.

Boy: So what are your plans for our future?

Woman: I haven't thought that far ahead. I just feel that we've been debugging our own programs for so long, so shouldn't we share our resources now?

Architecture Major: Darling, we're truly top students in architecture, building our love edifice so quickly, aren't we?

Woman: Yes, and I think it's ready for use. History Major: We know each other's past lives very well now, so what should we do next?

Woman: Next, we should discuss and provide evidence regarding any past issues related to our physical health.

Physical Education Major: We're both in the physical education department, we have common ground, we'll definitely be happy.

Woman: Not necessarily.

Man: Why?

Woman: Because we haven't really cooperated properly even once since we started dating.

Fine Arts Major: With you as my model, I think my figure drawing is much better than before. Woman: I don't think so.

Man: Why?

Woman: Because even under these circumstances, you didn't seize the opportunity to fully utilize my two strengths. Law Major: Everyone is equal before the law, you surely agree with that, right? Woman

: Of course.

Man: But I feel like you've always been superior to me.

Woman: From now on, we'll be equal.

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