A woman got lost in the forest, was captured by a troop of monkeys, and was then violated by the monkey king.

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1. A woman got lost in the forest, was captured by a troop of monkeys, and was then violated by the monkey king.
She went into labor a few months after returning home. Her husband waited anxiously outside the delivery room.
The doctor finally came out.
Husband: Are you and your baby safe?
Doctor: They're all safe.
Husband: Boy or girl?
Doctor: I don't know. It ran away before I could even see it clearly after it was born. It's still stuck on the chandelier and won't come down.
2. Indian police officers all have long beards.
One day, a restaurant held a "Police and Community Togetherness" event, where police officers received free meals.
After finishing her meal, a policewoman walked straight toward the door, and a restaurant waiter hurriedly stepped forward to stop her.
Waiter: Police officers get in for free, but you don't look like a police officer, so you have to pay!
Policewoman: I'm a secret police officer, my mustache is down there!
3. Foreman: If you want to be a lumberjack here, you have to go to the woods over there and see how many trees you can saw in a minute.
One minute passed.
Foreman: 20 trees felled per minute, that's amazing! Where did you work before? Worker: The Sahara Forest
Foreman: No way, everyone knows the Sahara is a huge desert.
Worker: Yes, its later name was the Sahara Desert.
4. In Chinese class, the teacher wrote "soft" on the blackboard and then asked everyone to spell it out. The boys shouted in unison: "Full of the day---soft".
The teacher said: "The boy's pronunciation is not standard, please have the girl correct him."
The girls shouted in unison: "Fuck me until I'm soft!"
The squad leader corrected him, saying: "Daytime, evening---soft."
The teacher grew impatient and sternly corrected: "The correct pronunciation should be ---日五晚俺---软."
5. After a shipwreck, one female passenger and ten male passengers drifted to a deserted island.
A month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what had happened in the past month was too disgusting.
A month later, they decided to bury her because they felt that what had happened in the past month was too disgusting.
A month later, they decided to dig her out because they felt that what had happened in the past month was too disgusting.
A month later, God resurrected the woman because he found the events of the past few months utterly disgusting.

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