Laughing too much will make your penis bigger and longer

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How much does corn cost? A girl walked up to a vegetable stall, picked up a cucumber, and asked the owner, "How much is this cucumber?" The owner replied, "Young lady, everyone uses corn now, and the corn is very plump right now." The girl said, "I'm going to use it for a face mask." After buying the cucumber, the owner asked, "Anything else?" The girl asked, "How much is the corn?"...

I think I understand now: One day, a man and a woman came in. The woman stood to the side, and the man, who seemed a few years younger, said, "Give me a room for a few hours, two hours."
The woman immediately chimed in: "Let's just drive for an hour. I usually only need about 55 minutes to remove my makeup, wash my face, wash my hair, shower, and do laundry. The rest is yours, and you can even rest for three minutes at the end…three minutes…

Look at other people: A couple was visiting a cattle farm. The farmer introduced the bull to them, saying, 'This bull can mate three times a week.' The wife glared at her husband and said, 'Look at other people.' At the second bull, the farmer said, 'This bull mates five times a week.' The wife glared at her husband again and said, 'Look at other people.' At the third bull, the farmer said, 'This bull can mate every day of the week.' The husband asked the farmer, 'Does your bull mate with different cows every day, or the same cow?' The farmer replied, 'Of course, different cows.' The husband yelled at his wife, 'Look at other people!' Have

you ever seen toothpaste in a hotel? Yesterday! A girl consulted me, saying her boyfriend's penis was too small!" It was only the size of a toothpaste tube. I was furious when I heard that and said, "Don't be naive! The size of a toothpaste tube is already huge!" She weakly replied, "Have you ever seen toothpaste tubes in hotels?"

After seeing the doctor, I felt much more at ease.
I asked, "Doctor, my wife keeps talking nonsense during sex. Is this normal?"
The doctor replied, "Hello, this is normal! When a woman orgasms, she's in a state of semi-consciousness!
The nonsense is an expression of her excitement and can even enhance your relationship!"
I said, "Oh! I thought there was something wrong with my wife constantly calling out the neighbor's name! Thank you, doctor."

Picking out an outfit for your girlfriend: I'm a single guy. Yesterday was Qixi Festival (Chinese Valentine's Day). I was at home surfing the internet when my buddy sent me a website link. I opened it and saw it was Taobao selling gloves. I was puzzled and asked him why he sent me this. He said, "Isn't today Qixi Festival? Picking out an outfit for your girlfriend!"

Goddess, you're overthinking it.
I took my goddess out for a drive, and we arrived at a deserted place. Goddess: I...I need to pee. Me: There's no toilet here.
Goddess: Figure it out, quick!
Me: How about this, I'll park the car, you go pee in the back, I won't get out, there's no one else here.
*Slap* My face.
Goddess: You pervert, don't think I don't read jokes, you're trying to peek with the reversing camera, aren't you?
Me: My beat-up electric tricycle doesn't even have a reverse gear, how could it have a reversing camera?

I can't sing The Smurfs properly anymore: Yesterday I took my girlfriend to karaoke, you know how it is, after we got in, the landlady took us to the room, and in the long corridor the landlady sang a song I'll never forget: "In the cabinet next to the bed, there's a group of Smurfs, they're super thin and elastic, they're long-lasting and powerful!" This wasn't the climax, the climax was when my girlfriend sang it again right when we were at our limit, and I immediately lost control.

Honey, you're so sharp-tongued!
Before we left, my wife was putting on makeup. I said, "You're in a hurry, stop."
She said, "Wait a minute, just two minutes."
Fifteen minutes later, she was still drawing her eyebrows. I went over and said impatiently, "Aren't you done yet? Every time you say two minutes, it always ends up being ten."
"You're so nice!" she said, looking at me in the mirror, "Every time you say ten minutes, it always ends up being less than two."

I never expected there to be someone even more despicable than me: If the person you like is drunk and passed out on your bed, what would you choose to do: a) stay by her side; b) cover her with a blanket; c) gently kiss her; d) take her... I chose d. I thought my answer would be the most despicable, but I didn't expect someone to reply below: cddddba...

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