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1. After the New Year holiday, the company organized a mountain climbing trip, saying that the first person to reach the top of the mountain would receive a prize.
As expected, I won first place, but when I came down the mountain, I realized, what a load of crap!
Everyone else was out picking up girls, but I was the only one stupidly rushing up the mountain...
No wonder you're single!
2. I have a cousin who is big and burly, but he is afraid of his wife.
He never dared to utter a sound whenever his wife scolded him; he would just put his wallet in his back pocket.
I'm going to wander around the train station. Waiting to get robbed, then giving the thief a good beating...
Later, the thieves at the station recognized him and would avoid him whenever they saw him.
3. I am a teacher!
While I was using the restroom, a student ran up to me and said, "Teacher, I don't have any toilet paper. Could you give me some?"
Out of professional ethics as a teacher, I gave her my paper and asked her to go to the office to get me a new one.
Class has been going on for a long time now, and he still hasn't arrived...
4. If a man can put your picture on his phone screen,
He lets you look through his phone anytime and doesn't speak loudly to you.
I'll give you my QQ password, and I'll give you my bank card with the same password.
Then you can take his money and leave.
5. Yesterday, a classmate said we were going to a karaoke party, but when I got there, I found that I didn't recognize a lot of the people there.
Then we got to know each other all over again. Right after we got to know each other...
The other end of the phone called and said, "We've all arrived, where are you?"

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