Dirty jokes

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1. I'm a mobile phone salesman, this is the background. One day, a beautiful woman came to my counter with a Samsung N7100, asking me to solve a problem with her phone. I had just taken the phone when a message came in… I gave the phone back to her, and she immediately opened the message. The 5.5-inch screen displayed, “Wife, I want to sleep with you.” Before I could even fix her phone problem, she disappeared…
2. My silly cousin, heartbroken from a breakup, came to stay at my house for a few days… I should probably cut him off… In the morning, as I passed the toilet, I heard a faint voice coming from inside: “Kids, it’s not that your father doesn’t want you, it’s just that your mother is too cruel.” Then I heard the sound of the toilet flushing… I instantly understood… What did you, you beast, do to my toilet? I’ll get him to pack up and give it to me tomorrow… Get out.
3. One day in a Mao Zedong Thought class, the teacher kept rambling on about a college student who reported pornographic websites. The student next to me exclaimed indignantly: “Beast!” Who knew the sound was so loud that it immediately drew the attention of all the students in the department, with all sorts of expressions... I was standing to the side, trying not to laugh...
4. On a business trip, I had just arrived at the Sankeshu Bus Station when an older woman approached me: "Young man, looking for a hotel?" I said, "No, thank you." The woman immediately switched to an ambiguous tone: "We have young girls, very pretty ones." I was sweating bullets and said, "I don't want young girls." The woman immediately changed her tune: "Older girls, we have older girls too, cheaper." I was sweating bullets again and said, "I don't want girls." The woman was silent for a moment, then whispered, "Well, we also have young men!" Young men... young men... I'm speechless!!!
5. In the dorm at night, we were discussing female masturbation. My usually reserved sister said: "Using a cucumber is no good, what if it breaks and you have to take it out?" Haha, that's hilarious!
I'm a guy, and this morning I went to SEG Plaza with my silly cousin to buy a laptop. I didn't expect her to be dressed so scantily; her breasts were very obvious. The bus was crowded, and we were both standing. Since I'm 185cm tall, my cousin's cleavage was completely exposed. I couldn't help but glance at her a couple more times. Then, my silly cousin looked up and casually said, "Does it look good? I think it'll be cheaper if I buy it like this..." Cheaper... Cousin, where's your sense of propriety?!

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