Love affairs of an old married couple

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1. Woman: ...I spent 3,000 yuan on groceries.

Man (keeping track of expenses): Add to food expenses.

Woman: I spent 500 yuan on laundry detergent and toothpaste. Man

: Add to daily necessities expenses.

Woman: I spent 5,000 yuan on cosmetics.

Man: Add to repair expenses.

2. A man had to come home late for work. His thoughtful wife was worried that he wouldn't be able to find what he needed when he got home, so she wrote a note and left it on the table before going to bed: Darling, the beer is on the third shelf in the refrigerator, the roast chicken is in the microwave, and I'm in bed. 3. Old Wang's wife is very stupid. He often says in front of others that she doesn't know how to behave.

One day, Old Wang came home from work and found that she hadn't cooked dinner, but had kneaded more than ten kilograms of flour and shaped them into dough figurines. Old Wang was furious when he saw this.

His wife shouted: "I don't behave, and you go around saying I don't know how to behave; I do behave, and you do this. I'm really in a difficult position!"

4. My husband doesn't come home often, and we finally reunited yesterday.

Before resting, my husband said, "Remember to wake me at eleven, I want to talk to you." I waited until eleven despite my exhaustion, and with a mischievous heart, I charmingly woke him up.

He then told me, "The vegetables at the farm are ripe, go help me harvest them."

5. "You always come home so late, doesn't your wife get angry?"

"No, I always bet her I'll be home on time. Whenever I'm late, she's especially happy because she won again!"

6. Only five months into their marriage, the wife gave birth to a chubby baby boy.

The husband asked suspiciously, "Isn't this child a little too early?"

"No," the wife replied. "It's just that we got married a little late."

7. After lunch, the husband was called by his wife to wash the dishes. Because he was busy going to play mahjong, he washed them with lightning speed, leaving the stove incredibly filthy, like a latrine. The wife said, "Look at the stove you washed! It's worse than a latrine!"

The husband retorted, "Then why don't you use a latrine to cook?"

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