5 jokes

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1. A man bumped his elbow into a woman's chest. He looked down and said, "If your heart were as soft as your chest, you would forgive me."
2. A female colleague in the office is very diligent. Every day she takes a rag and wipes the table and chairs.
Yesterday afternoon, I came out of the restroom and just sat down when she patted my shoulder: "Hey bro, lift your butt up, I'll wipe it for you!"
I blushed instantly: "I, I, I already wiped it in the restroom. "
3. My girlfriend came home from work and said to me, "Honey, you cook dinner tonight, I still have some work to do."
"I won't."
"Do it or don't, it's up to you!"
"I will!"
Hearing this, I immediately stood up and started taking off my clothes.
4. On my way back to the dorm, I saw a girl crying in a corner. I went over and asked her what was wrong. She sobbed and asked me, "Would you... lend me... your shoulder?"
I said, "As long as you don't cry! I'm willing!"
The girl stopped crying, stepped on my shoulder, climbed over the wall, and went out to buy some snacks. Then she patted my shoulder: "Brother, lift your butt up, I'll wipe it for you!"
My face flushed red: I, I, I already wiped it in the toilet...
5. Today I was walking my dog in the neighborhood when I ran into a girl walking her dog. My dog ended up mating with her dog. The girl tried to stop it, but I said: "Better to tear down a temple than to break up a marriage."

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