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1. When I was in junior high and still quite adorable, there was a girl named Xu Yizhu, whose initials were "xyz". She was always very proud of it, thinking her initials were cool, so she wrote the three letters "xyz" in cursive on all her stationery.
Until one day, the class monitor picked up one of her pencils, looked at the three letters "xyz" engraved on it, and slowly read: "Little...pervert...thief."
2. An old woman, before she died, held her husband's hand and confessed: "Old man, let me tell you the truth, none of our three sons are yours." The old man comforted his wife, saying: "It's okay, although the three sons are not mine, the three grandsons are definitely mine..."
3. Xiaoming had a severe stutter and went to see a doctor.
Xiaoming said to the doctor, "Doctor...doctor, please...can you...cure...my...stuttering?"
After examining him, the doctor told Xiaoming, "Hmm, the reason you stutter is that your 'thing' is too big. If you want to cure your stuttering, you must have 15 centimeters removed."
Xiaoming hesitated for a long time, but in order to cure his stuttering, he decided to have the surgery. After the surgery, his stuttering was indeed cured, and he happily went home.
However, that night, Xiaoming's wife was very dissatisfied and said to him, "Go back to that doctor tomorrow and have him put it back in place."
The next day, Xiaoming went to the hospital, found the doctor from the previous day, and said to him, "Doctor, please perform the surgery again. I want it to be back to its original state."

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