Nine Jokes

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1. A, teaching a parrot to talk: "I can walk." Parrot: "I can walk." A: "I can talk." Parrot: "I can talk." A: "I can fly." Parrot: "Don't be ridiculous." 2. Woman: "I need to remind you, my husband will be back in an hour." Man: "But I didn't do anything rude!" Woman: "I know, if you want to do something, there's less than an hour left." 3. In a middle school math class, the teacher was explaining equation transformations. He rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Students, pay attention! I'm about to transform!..." 4. Late at night, Bush saw Bin Laden standing in front of his bed, disheveled. Bush exclaimed in surprise, "How dare you break into the White House at night!" Bin Laden flicked his chest-length beard and smiled sinisterly. 5. A group of ants climbed onto an elephant's back, but were shaken off. Only one ant clung tightly to the elephant's neck. The ants below shouted, "Kill him! Kill him! You little brat, you've rebelled!" 6. A village woman went to the city for the first time and wanted to use the outhouse, but couldn't find one. Helpless, she asked a policeman, "Comrade, there's a public toilet ahead, but where's the women's toilet?" 7. In biology class, the teacher asked, "How can you correctly distinguish between an octopus's arms and legs?" A student answered, "Let it fart. The ones that cover its nose are arms, and the others are legs." 8. Teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is that you use the wrong words. Now, let me test you. Use an idiom to describe how happy the teacher is." Xiao Xin: "Smiling in the afterlife."

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