to give oneself

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The bus was blocking the road, causing a temporary traffic jam. Those with good eyesight could see me weaving through the traffic, passing two cars in the blink of an eye. I'll say it three times to emphasize my speed and precision. I'm
actually quite clever. Seeing the key in the girl's hand, I could deduce a lot of things, like the lock on her backpack…
No crime can escape my keen eyes. I found the strange man in black; he was leisurely smoking. Look at that smug look! "A cigarette after the deed is better than heaven," is that what they say?
These days, a cigarette after anything feels good.
The lock on his backpack confirmed my guess. Hehe, actually, the girl herself told me.
Actually, I wanted to shout loudly, make a grand entrance, take down the enemy with a few punches and kicks, and then grab the bag and leave.
Actually, I grabbed my bag and ran when he wasn't looking...
I'm not stupid. Even though I'm a good fighter, I have to be discreet, especially since I'm injured!
The thief, realizing what was happening, cursed and gave chase. I led the way, glancing back every now and then to make sure he wasn't falling behind, and shouting occasionally.
The bus was still waiting, and I moved past two buses in a flash.
The thief followed closely behind. Wow, he's a buddy of the trade, not bad at all.
Then, I got on the bus, and the thief got into the police car. I figured he was a brainless thief.
I stood proudly on the bus, happily accepting the applause from the crowd. The girl clutched her bag tightly, pressed it twice, and bowed deeply to me in gratitude.
I quickly helped the girl up, "Oh dear, please don't do this, I can't accept it!"
The girl wiped away her tears and choked out, "Brother, I don't know how to thank you enough. My mother is cured, I'll do anything for you!"
I was stunned. What era is this? They still do this?
Just then, the old man from before came over and whispered to me, "Young man, you actually sing quite well." "
..." If the old man hadn't brought it up, I might have forgotten about it. I always felt the old man was lying to me; his smile was so fake.
"Brother, you must have accidentally bumped your head while doing a good deed!" the girl said.
This girl was so good at talking; she immediately labeled me a hero, completely unlike the old man next to me. The difference was obvious.
"Brother, you're such a good person, you must have a girlfriend!" the girl continued.
I was stunned. What kind of tactic was this? It couldn't be serious, could it? She wanted to offer herself to me? This was too much; we didn't even know each other that well.
I quickly said, "Young lady, it's not that serious. You should go to the hospital to be with your mother. Be careful!"
The girl's face flushed slightly. Actually, she had darker skin, so the blush wasn't very noticeable. She was a little shy and said in a low voice, "Actually, actually, I wanted to ask you for a favor, big brother."
Hmm, a favor? Looks like I overthought things. But why are you blushing over a favor? You made me misunderstand.

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