Let's continue to have a laugh (3 more stories)

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1. My wife is a very romantic person. One night, she suddenly woke me up and said, "Honey, come look! There are so many beautiful stars outside!"
As soon as I stood by the window, she said, "You watch my stars for me, I'm going to take a nap."
For the next seven days, she kept doing romantic things for me, kicking me in the middle of the night and saying, "Go check if my stars are still there!
" This "happy period" only ended when I bought her a necklace.
2. I went to a restaurant with a friend. We had just sat down when my friend asked, "How much are frog lungs?"
The owner replied, "Hello, we don't sell frog lungs." My friend
said, "I meant frog lungs~"
The owner said, "Sorry, we don't have frog lungs. How about stir-fried frog legs?
" My friend said, "I meant Wi-Fi..."
I said, "I'm not eating here, I don't know this person.
" 3. I was buying socks and asked the owner, "How much is a pair?"
The owner said, "Two in a pair."
I said, "How much?"
The owner said, "By pair."
I clenched my fist: "I meant the price!
" The owner said, "The price is absolutely fair!"
I said, trembling, "I meant RMB!"
The owner said, "Of course we accept RMB! This is China!" Kid!
I felt utterly devastated at that moment: I'll ask you one more time: What's the price?

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