Humor and comedy 11201

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1. A man who always loved to keep his long beard suddenly shaved it off one day. His neighbor was very surprised and asked him, "Why did you shave your beard?" He replied, "Because a friend of mine's wife just died." His neighbor was even more surprised and asked, "What does your friend's wife's death have to do with you shaving your beard?" He coldly replied, "What does my shaving have to do with you?"
2. During an interview, the interviewer asks, "What do you think is your biggest weakness?" The job seeker replies, "Honesty." The interviewer says, "Well, I don't think honesty is a weakness, is it?" The job seeker responds, "What you think is none of my business."
3. The older brother questioned his younger brother: "Why is there so much water on the floor? The floorboards are cracking!" The younger brother replied sadly: "I changed the water in the fish tank." The older brother asked, puzzled: "There are only a few goldfish, they shouldn't have made such a commotion, right?" The younger brother pointed to the sea urchin next to the fish tank: "That's the one that's been leaking all the time."
4. My silly wife loves to laugh, she's almost always smiling. Yesterday I made her angry and she cried. My sister-in-law saw this and advised me to comfort her. On a whim, I said, "She's always smiling, it's good for her to cry a little." Can I say that she's been giving me a cold laugh all day... a cold laugh... I have a feeling something's about to happen...
5. It's getting cold, so I called my dad. Me: "Dad, it's cold, bring me a blanket!" That afternoon, I saw my dad at the school's reception desk, and there he was, holding a glass. Yes, that's right, a glass. Am I even his biological son?

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