Three funny jokes about girls

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1. She is very pretty and has a full figure, looking quite mature. Once, while at an internet cafe, a man sitting next to her took a liking to her. He secretly looked at her QQ number and added her as a friend. She already knew it was the man next to her who added her. The man chatted with her for a while and then asked for a video call. After a short video call, he asked her how old she was. She said 32. The man said, "No way, you should be 23." She insisted she was 32. The man then asked, "What about your child?" She said her child was at school. The man didn't believe her, and that's when the real show began.
The girl took out her phone and called another male classmate, asking him to come over, and said, "When you get here, do this and that..."
Ten minutes later, a young man in his early twenties, carrying a backpack and with an unshaven beard, rushed into the internet cafe and ran up to the girl, saying, "Mom, I'm home from school!"
The man next to him was stunned.
Second, on another occasion, a boy upset her, so she went to a copy shop and printed out a flyer that read, "Male, 23, 1.82 meters tall, handsome, rich, seeking one-night stands, meals provided!!! Contact number: 1390219**** (the boy's phone number)." She made many copies and posted them on utility poles along the street, and also at the school's water room.
Later, the boy changed his number, and supposedly some people still contacted him wanting to be gay...
3. This afternoon, a few of us were eating and chatting at KFC, and I was the only guy there. We started by chatting casually, but then the topic turned to chests. The girls in her dorm like to touch other people's chests, and because hers are big, she gets touched a lot. Somehow, the conversation drifted to me, and she suddenly said, "Handsome, your chest is pretty big too." I quickly replied, "Please, those are pectoral muscles, okay?" I had a feeling she was going to bully me, so I quickly changed the subject. A few minutes later, she and the other two girls exchanged a glance, and suddenly, she quickly grabbed my chest—six hands! My god, I was startled. Then she said, "Feel it, it feels so good."
I quickly ran to the restroom. When I came out, the female manager from KFC had just walked by. She was quite cute and very approachable. I glanced at her a few more times, and she immediately stood up, stopped me, and said, "Hi, miss, that handsome guy keeps looking at you. He seems to like you a lot. And he has big breasts."

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