Funny jokes

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1. My daughter started kindergarten. When she came home, she pretended to be the teacher and gave us a lesson. Suddenly, she clutched her pants and said, "Class, I need to pee, I'm going to pee now!" She hadn't gone far when she wet her pants. I rushed over to change her, but she said, "Go back to your seat, you can change your own pants if you wet them!"
2. I saw a sexy lingerie item online. I texted the seller, "Hey, are you there?" thinking she'd reply, "Yes, I am!" But the seller replied, "You slut, what do you want?" I…
3. A friend met a very quiet girl on a blind date. They chatted happily, and my friend, being a bit cheeky, asked, "Are you always this gentle?" The girl casually replied, "If I were always this gentle, would I need to go on a blind date?" And that was the end of that. A sad story.
4. A guy went to jail. His cellmate asked him, "What did you do here, buddy?!" Dude: I'm glued to my phone every night, grabbing red envelopes until my eyes are bloodshot... Not satisfied, I'm going to rob wallets on the street!
5. "Benefactor, I have a blessed amulet here, inscribed with images of Buddhas, Taoists, Bodhisattvas, deities, and spirits. Keep it close to your body, and it can ward off misfortune, water disasters, and fire disasters. You look kind..." "You stinking monk, aren't you annoying? I don't believe your nonsense! Don't try to swindle money from me." "Benefactor, we monks don't talk about money, we talk about fate." "What fate?" "Two hundred yuan."

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