Should we stay here, or go to a hotel?

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Interview: A guy was starting a business, working himself to the bone, and contemplating giving up. One day, he was interviewing a pretty girl, but he was so tired that he apologized halfway through the interview, saying, "How about this, could I take a nap first?" The girl hesitated for a moment, then replied, "Right here, or should we go to a hotel?" The guy was immediately struck by a jolt of inspiration, his fighting spirit soaring, and he ultimately succeeded in starting his business.
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There was a couple. The husband was watching TV and eating sunflower seeds when suddenly the wife called out from the kitchen, "Honey, could you fix the light for me?"
My husband said impatiently, "I'm not a plumber!"
Not long after, his wife called out again, "Honey, can you fix the refrigerator for me?"
My husband said impatiently, "I'm not an appliance repairman!"
A little while later, the wife called out again, "Honey, could you help me fix the wine cabinet door?"
The husband, annoyed, snapped, "I'm not a carpenter!" and went outside to drink and unwind. An hour later, feeling guilty, he decided to go home and fix the things. But when he got home, he found everything was fixed and asked his wife, "Why is everything fixed?" His wife replied, "After you left, I sat sadly outside the door. A handsome young man happened to pass by and, knowing what happened, said with concern, 'I can fix it for you! But you can choose to bake me a cake or be intimate with me!'" The husband asked, "What kind of cake are you going to bake for him?" His wife answered, "I'm not a cake maker."
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Husband: "Darling, since you love me so much, why didn't you say yes immediately when you proposed the first time?" Wife: "Because I wanted to see how you would react if I refused."
Husband: "Oh, but what would you have done if I had turned around and left then?"
Wife: "Don't worry, you can't get out, because I locked the door a long time ago."
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A colleague told me this. One of his high school classmates was an obsessive online gamer, spending almost every night at internet cafes. One day, after returning from an all-nighter, he fell asleep at his desk during class... The teacher saw him lying there and called his name to answer a question. The student next to him woke him up. Here comes the climax: this seemingly superhuman student groggily sat up, patted around in his desk, and then angrily yelled, "What the hell?! Where's the keyboard?!"
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In high school, there was a guy in my class whom everyone nicknamed "Big Catfish." The nickname stuck, and nobody called him by his real name anymore. One day, he texted another classmate, "I'm Catfish, call me back if you see this." But he sent it to the wrong person in Changsha. The person replied, "Sorry, you sent it to the wrong person, this is a human." The whole class burst out laughing.
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Everyone knows that there's usually a fire drill at the beginning of university. A friend of mine, a guy, was involved in a school drill, and he and his roommate were chosen to play the trapped people in a fire… The drill started, and school leaders and counselors were organizing it downstairs. My friend and his roommate were upstairs waving socks and shouting: "Hey grandpa, come up and play!"
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So, a friend of mine lives in a rented apartment. I went to his place yesterday to hang out, and then we went for a walk. Halfway there, he slapped his thigh and said, "Oh no, I forgot to turn off the gas!" So we went back, and when we were about to turn on the light, he said we couldn't turn it on or it would explode. Then this idiot calmly pulled out a lighter and went to the hospital to get his burns treated.
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One night, a guy got drunk and couldn't find his way home. So, he stood in the neighborhood and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Everyone who's asleep, get up!" He saw many lights on in the apartments, so he yelled again, "Get up and open all your windows!" Many windows opened, and people, confused or angry, poked their heads out to see what was going on. He continued yelling, "Look who I am, take me home!"
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Man: Can I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on? Woman: The right side, why? Man: Then starting today I'll sleep on my left side, leaving the right side for you. Woman: You... (The above is the original text—I asked my wife: Which side do you like to sleep on? She looked at me blankly and said: The middle, why...)
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An incident from my school days: The school moved to a new campus, triggering the annual pre-graduation riot. Smashing thermos flasks, tearing up books, and throwing basins created quite a scene. At midnight, the riot subsided, when suddenly a shout of "Gao Yi (a female geography teacher), I love you!" echoed throughout the dormitory area from the second-year boys' dorm. Two seconds later, the first-year boys' dorm across the way, with a shy yet firm reply, replied, "Second-year, I love you too!" The girls in the dorm watching were practically bursting with suppressed laughter. The confession guy was left speechless in the wind.
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In a city in Shandong Province—I won't go into details, but some of you may have heard of it—a motorcycle accident occurred. The rider broke his leg. Both parties called 120 (emergency services) and waited for the ambulance on the road. Surprisingly, the ambulance arrived very quickly, rushing to the scene. However, it couldn't stop in time and struck the person with the broken leg, killing him instantly…

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