Even the principal couldn't answer several of the female teacher's questions.

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A first-grade student was listlessly slumped over his desk.

The female teacher asked him, "What's wrong?"

The student protested, "I think I'm capable of third grade. First grade is too easy for me. I'm smarter than my sister, but she's in third grade. I think I should be in third grade too!"

The teacher then took the student to the principal's office. She explained the student's situation to the principal.

The principal said, "I'll give the student a test. If he answers any question incorrectly, he should stay in first grade."

The teacher agreed, and the student agreed.

The principal asked, "What is 3 times 3?" The student answered, "9." The principal asked, "What is 6 times 6?" The student answered, "36." The principal asked many third-grade questions, and the student answered them all correctly.

The principal then said to the student's teacher, "I think he can go to third grade."

The teacher said, "Let me ask him a few questions."

The principal and the student agreed.

The female teacher said, "A cow has four legs, but I only have two. Guess what it is?"

The principal glanced at the teacher's chest... A student answered, "Legs."

The teacher continued, "There's something you have in your pants, but I don't. Guess what it is?"

The principal looked embarrassed... but then heard a student answer, "Pocket."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief... The teacher then asked, "What object starts with the letter C, ends with T, has lots of hair, is oval-shaped, and contains an intoxicating milky-white liquid?"

The principal's eyes widened, and he unconsciously twitched his thigh. The student answered, "Coconut."

The principal patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief... The female teacher asked, "What word starts with 'f' and ends with 'k', and has an exciting meaning?" The principal looked at the student awkwardly, waiting for his answer... The student answered, "Fire truck." The principal nodded... The female teacher continued, "What needs help to insert itself into another object? When it inserts, it trembles all over; this is the final stage of its ejection." The principal was embarrassed again... The student answered, "Arrow."

The female teacher then asked, "What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky?" The principal looked at the female teacher awkwardly, trying to stop her from continuing... The student answered, "Bubble gum."

The principal patted his forehead... The female teacher said, "If you insert something hard into my lower body, and find the right technique, you can lift me up. And this thing must be hard enough; if it's soft, you won't succeed." "Guess what that thing is?" The principal started panting... He glanced at the student... The student answered, "A lever."

The female teacher asked again, "I have something inside me. When it itches, I dig a hole with my finger, and it feels good. Sometimes I can dig out something sticky. Guess what that thing is?"

The principal was startled, his breathing quickened, and his whole body began to heat up... The student answered, "My nose." The principal kept taking deep breaths, deep breaths, deep breaths... The female teacher continued, "I have something inside me that my husband and I can insert our fingers into. When I'm agitated, I'll hold it down with one hand and insert the other finger in and out of it. What excites and evokes the most memories is that at certain moments, my husband and I can insert it together. Guess what that thing is?"

Before the principal could finish, his tongue began to dry, his face flushed, sweat beaded on his forehead, and his whole body became extremely hot. He stared at the female teacher in astonishment... The student answered, "A wedding ring." The principal

closed his eyes, leaned back heavily in his seat, and let out a difficult half-exhale... The female teacher finally finished asking questions. The principal, his face flushed, wiped the sweat from his brow and said, "He's old enough for sixth grade! I got all those questions you asked wrong." (

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