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I don't think this child's intelligence can be surpassed. 

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1. One day on the bus, I saw two elementary school students chatting.
Student A: Why did you delete me from QQ?
Student B: My computer was lagging, so deleting you made it stop lagging.
2. I overheard my second brother asking his five-year-old daughter, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
She answered, "A policeman."
He asked again, "Why a policeman?"
She answered, "Because my teacher always says that if you find money, you should hand it over to the policeman."
3. "Son, it's your birthday today, what do you want for a present?"
"Hmm... I want a homemade puzzle."
"A homemade puzzle?
" "What kind of picture do you want?"
"I want to draw Daddy's picture on the puzzle."
"Ha! Baby, are you going to finish the puzzle and give it to Daddy?"
"No, my teacher and classmates all say that now it's popular to compare dads, mwah!" 4.
A primary school student called his mother and said, "Mom, is your cold any better?"
His mother replied, "Much better."
Thinking he was quite loving, she suddenly said, "Okay, our teacher wants you to come to school."
5. At the dinner table today, I asked my younger brother and sister about their grades. Their answers were straightforward.
My sister said, "I don't care about my grades anymore; I only care about marrying a good man in the future."

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